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Jupiter to become second Sun, according to internet loons

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Not even fundies are this hysterical.
If you have only just found out about the astounding news of Jupiter becoming a second sun by reading the highlights of this newsletter, you will now be reading about more incredible events expected to follow in 2007.

The likely collapse of a large portion of California, and the Earth changes brought about by the ignition of Jupiter on December 23, 2007, will bring about coastal damage worldwide, and particularly around the Pacific rim. Instead of moving into fear or dismissing this information, we can do positive things through meditation/prayer and visualising calming of shifting waters and land so that all activity in the future is for the highest good of all people.

There is more detailed information to come from higher realms, and also governments, on what to expect and what actions we should all take. Meanwhile, try planning what you need to do if it is necessary to move home temporarily or permanently. Lightworkers will likely have access to funds to move. It will probably be difficult to sell properties once news of pending events becomes well known and accepted. Some people of course won’t accept the situation.

A lot of information is circulating the Internet on possible sizes of tsunamis to come. The average height in past times has been about 10 metres. Suggestions of a mega-tsunami of over 1000 metres high from a California collapse seems far too high to me. This would take out the Dividing Range in Australia and about three-quarters of the population, over 15 million people. I don’t think the higher realms would allow for that. Perhaps there could be tsunamis up to 100 or 200 metres high. Who knows? We need more information. Tsunamis grow in height as they enter shallow water. On coastal strips under 200 metres high they could likely penetrate from 10 to 100 kilometres or more inland.

Sananda indicates many countries will use underground bases to place some people away from harm. Perhaps in Australia we can use Pine Gap near Alice Springs, or other bases in the Blue Mountains and elsewhere, wherever they may be. Sananda also said many coastal cities will have to be permanently abandoned. Rising sea levels will also play a part here.

The Galactic Federation and inner Earth people said they were bringing special iron ore to the surface to help build new cities. I can now see the logic in that!

At this stage, I intend moving to Toowoomba, 700 metres in altitude. At worst, to Parkes in NSW which is well above the 200 metre mark that the coastal plains and much of inland Australia are below. We have a very flat continent! Another option is Alice Springs and surrounding Macdonnell Ranges, over the 500 metre mark.

Don’t forget, Australia is surrounded by the volatile Pacific Rim of Fire to the north-west, north, and east. There is also potential earthquake activity to the south. Refer to the seismicity map at http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.ph ... ntable=yes

Meanwhile, some extracts of a great message from the Spiritual Hierarchy and Councils of Light, through Lauren on April 11: “You are rapidly headed towards a time of great shifting and forward movement. This forward movement will be marked as a great historic period in your history of days and it will become the most heralded story of Earth’s history. The upcoming and soon to be distributed financial programs have great bearing on the united way of global thinking and relating. This globalisation process is the first step towards dignified foreign relations and the most important of all, relations of the heart. In addition to these financial programs and the distribution of fair wealth, there is also coming a great deal of technology which will suit your higher needs. The distribution of this technology will impart great ease among many areas in modern living. There will be many alternatives never considered before that will become commonplace. The currency of money exchange, for instance, will become mostly digitised and will have the opportunity of freeing up many previously blocked transactions worldwide. This is of great importance to the people of a rising nation for it will have ramifications in all areas of your lives.

We wish to include in this transmission that those of you who are to be the first level recipients of great wealth should take every measure possible to ensure that the Lightworkers of faith are duly gifted and given every opportunity to succeed in their ventures of the heart. It will be of more benefit to these funders to see to it that all Light workers are provided for, then to go out and feed the poor. This is planning in action and those who have roles to play as gift givers, shall ensure the distribution can accommodate all those with visions of great giving and restoration. We wish you much joy in your endeavours of the soul and the true expression of Heaven in your hearts. Your tears of joy will be abundant as you give of yourself to others, for all of your needs will truly be met. You will soon find that having is not nearly as joyous as giving, but that giving bestows upon you abundantly. When you need nothing, you truly have it all. Blessings bestowed upon all co-creators of divine action.”
I'm telling you, people, go find a new age woo-woo and argue with him instead of a fundie. You'll NEVER know what you'll get! :lol:
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The Galactic Federation and inner Earth people said they were bringing special iron ore to the surface to help build new cities. I can now see the logic in that!
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Impossible. The Jupiter monolith hasn't started its duplication process yet.
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Patrick Degan wrote:Impossible. The Jupiter monolith hasn't started its duplication process yet.
I was going to comment that someone had been reading to much 2010.
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Yup, I think they're about 3 years too early in their prediction.
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Too...much...retarded....nonsense

Jupiter has far too little mass to ignite anyway
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FedRebel wrote:Too...much...retarded....nonsense

Jupiter has far too little mass to ignite anyway
That's what the Galactic Federation is for :-P
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

What the hell!? You need at least twelve more Jupiter masses before it even starts fusing deuterium!

These dipshits are fucking kooks with no knowledge of basic fusion or astrophysics!
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Wait, what the hell?

The way this thing reads, it's clear it's only the latest in a loooong series of nutball writings.
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Post by Vampiress_Miyu »

o.o That is the weirdest bit of nonsense I've read all day. . . and I've read some very nonsensical things today.

And if that were to happen, why just the Pacific Rim? O.o; That makes no sense whatsoever. . .
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Is this serious? Where does it come from? Who are these people?
And more importantly, will they commit mass suicide on the 24th of December 2007?
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Tolya wrote:And more importantly, will they commit mass suicide on the 24th of December 2007?
No, they'll just come up with some story about how powers in the higher realms managed to pull off an emergency plan that prevented Jupiter from igniting. Even when this stuff looks like it should be falsifiable, it inevitability isn't.
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Fools. This won't happen until 2012!


I was going to point out the mass thing but Ein pointed it out first... Thanks, Ein.

More proof that people will believe anything you tell them so long as they know just enough about a subject to think they know anything at all.
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Even if Jupiter happened to have enough mass to ignite fusion, the process takes millions of years of slowly heating up to "operating temperature." A protostar isn't off one day and on the next, like a fucking light bulb.
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Tolya wrote:Is this serious? Where does it come from? Who are these people?
Cities and towns in affluent nations all over the world whose youth have enough disposeable income to develop mental illnesses from loafing around and accruing angst or the disposeable income to spend on delving into the drug culture.

Hey, you asked. :P
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I hate to break it to everyone but they gave the date for everyones soon-to-be crispy state of December 23, 2007 because thats the date I input into my doomsday device. Sorry.

Well...not really. YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN IN!!
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Cpl Kendall wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote:Impossible. The Jupiter monolith hasn't started its duplication process yet.
I was going to comment that someone had been reading to much 2010.
My thoughts exactly.
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I was annoyed at first that these dickheads come from my own country, but then I noticed they're from Queensland.

That explains everything. :D

(Apologies to any Queenslanders who are members of this forum, I'm sure you're the exceptions. :D )
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Even if, in defiance of science and all, Jupiter did ignite, would it actually have any serious effects for us? I'd have thought it would be less... powerful than the Sun and is much further away from us IIRC
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Obviously this will all happen just as ttheey predict, and they and their enlightened followers will survive to guide the world into a new enlightened golden age... Just like on May 5th, 2000 when the planets aligned and the pole shift caused a massive crust slippage to reshape the face of the earth forever... :lol:
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TithonusSyndrome wrote:You'll NEVER know what you'll get!
Clearly you haven't argued with many woo-woos. The only thing you ever get after laughing your ass off initially, is brain-pain... They're all on drugs, and they like to advertise this fact as if it makes them more credible. Example:

Claim: "Near-death experiences can be replicated with drugs."
Woo-woo: "Nuh-uh! When I fly out of my body while doing LSD and GHB and XTDFGDFGLK it is nothing like dying!"

And that is when you start having a near-death experience yourself. And then you die.
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2010 is made up rubbish!
The actual conversion of Jupiter into a star will be handled by a joint project by the U.S. govt and the Aschen Confederation.
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Dooey Jo wrote:Claim: "Near-death experiences can be replicated with drugs."
Woo-woo: "Nuh-uh! When I fly out of my body while doing LSD and GHB and XTDFGDFGLK it is nothing like dying!"

And that is when you start having a near-death experience yourself. And then you die.
No, no, no. Thats when you say, OK so you've experienced the drug induced near-death experience. Now its time for you to experience the other for purposes of comparison. :P
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Tolya wrote:Who are these people?
If I had to make a guess this probably comes from a New Age "Channeler" website. They mention "Sananda" and "Lightwork".

They basically believe in psychic powers, loving alien intelligences who channel through humans, angels (Who also channel), psychich powerd spaceships, higher planes and being who rule them.

It's kinda like if Christianity, UFO conspiracy, New Age, and 70's hippie-sci-fi crashed into one another and this was all you could pull from the trainwreck. If you want to know more, do a google search for "Ashtar Command".

And before anyone asks, no I don't believe in it. I just get bored at work and surf the net. Crazies provide interesting reading at least. But don't try and contact them to actually ask questions they are just as blind as any religious fanatic and you'll just give them your email address (Which means random emails from people praying to aliens to bring your negative energy into balance).
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but wait. I live in California... I gotta move, and take LSD and GHB and XTDFGDFGLK so i can get in touch with my angel/higher power/ufo... thing.
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