"The Last Bastion" part 5 Teaser Trailer

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-05 02:14am

Darth Servo wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Nope. That was from a cut scene in the game.
Ah, OK, I see the difference.

Still, why is Dante shaking in the teaser? My earlier hypothesis was that he's jacking off.

Its a modded set for the Subway in the game.

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2007-06-05 03:24am

Lord Poe wrote:
Feil wrote:Isn't there any way to smooth the outer space sequences so that the ships don't jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk their way forward at 4fps?
If I have too many hi-res ships in the game at one time, that happens. I'm trying it with one ship at a time now.

If you really have time to waste, you can manually edit the clips to trim excess frames...

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-05 03:31am

Bounty wrote:If you really have time to waste, you can manually edit the clips to trim excess frames...

Interesting idea!

Update on LB5: A few seconds from the G2k sickbay is proving time consuming...

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-05 03:37am

Lord Poe wrote:Update on LB5: A few seconds from the G2k sickbay is proving time consuming...

What happened? Did Captain Anderson lose his rubber ducky?

Cao Cao · Post by **Cao Cao** » 2007-06-05 05:27am

Darth Servo wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Update on LB5: A few seconds from the G2k sickbay is proving time consuming...
What happened? Did Captain Anderson lose his rubber ducky?

No no, Anderson went to the holodeck to search for the lost programs, and was blindsinded by 10 random characters from Oblivion who were all shouting "lol Dante!!1" for no apparent reason.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-05 11:32am

And in other news, after whining about how WE supposedly censor THEM, mobius blocks me from posting comments on any of his videos.

Cao Cao · Post by **Cao Cao** » 2007-06-05 11:44am

Darth Servo wrote:And in other news, after whining about how WE supposedly censor THEM, mobius blocks me from posting comments on any of his videos.

He's obviously a stupid troll along with this "sweetjemimer" guy. They're not even trying to sound reasonable.
Besides, didn't Lyin'fart go and ban his critics on his forums? Hypocrisy is just one of the many wonderful traits of that elite gang of tosspots.

phred · Post by **phred** » 2007-06-05 01:08pm

That video made no sense at all. pointless doesnt even begin to describe it. oh well its fun to watch the story unfold, kinda like reading comics

And as for the pay thing, ummm I use a free juno account, did that just get missed when I applied or something?

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2007-06-05 02:10pm

The whole thing with Dante seems to have really impressed you.... in the way that you seem to have found the perfect target. I laughed my ass off how you made fun of him (and after reading through the whole background story, I say you did the right thing), while never actually lowering yourself to his level.

Btw., is he STILL on youtube? I thought for all the shit he was doing, they would boot him.

Concerning LB5: Man, I can't wait to see it. Even if it only lasted a second, the image of hammering with a mallet on the armor plating of the ISD was so bizarre.

Scottish Ninja · Post by **Scottish Ninja** » 2007-06-05 04:30pm

phred wrote:And as for the pay thing, ummm I use a free juno account, did that just get missed when I applied or something?

Well, is Juno your ISP and it's a free ISP email account? That'll get by. Just because you're not paying anything extra for emails with your ISP doesn't really make them free.

ColonialAdmiral · Post by **ColonialAdmiral** » 2007-06-05 05:05pm

Hmmm...

This whole conflict needs to be archived, and given a spiffy title...

D.Turtle · Post by **D.Turtle** » 2007-06-05 06:17pm

I just want to add my voice to the other ones praising your work: It is absolutely, extremely funny. Keep up the superb work!

One note to the scenes from LB5: When watching it the first scene (The Star Trek ship doing the A New Hope entrance) it seems to have only 5-10 fps. Also when Enyaw is outside the Star Destroyer hammering on its hull with a wooden mallet, it also only has maybe 5 fps and is extremely choppy with frames only being partially rendered (So only half of the picture gets updated at a time). The rest worked fine, so I'm guessing it has something to do with the task of rendering and capturing those exterior scenes being too difficult for your computer to do real time.

By the way I wonder if he will file a copyright complaint, because you included a single captured frame from his series.

I can't wait for Part 5.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-05 08:53pm

D.Turtle wrote:I just want to add my voice to the other ones praising your work: It is absolutely, extremely funny. Keep up the superb work!

Thanks! I just finished the sickbay scene this morning. It came out exactly the way I pictured it!

One note to the scenes from LB5: When watching it the first scene (The Star Trek ship doing the A New Hope entrance) it seems to have only 5-10 fps.

I had Fraps set to 60fps, but the ships I'm using currently are very hi res, so its slowing everything down. So I'll have to film each ship individually.

Also when Enyaw is outside the Star Destroyer hammering on its hull with a wooden mallet, it also only has maybe 5 fps and is extremely choppy with frames only being partially rendered (So only half of the picture gets updated at a time). The rest worked fine, so I'm guessing it has something to do with the task of rendering and capturing those exterior scenes being too difficult for your computer to do real time.

No, I purposely used slo-mo in that scene to make it look like he's weightless.

By the way I wonder if he will file a copyright complaint, because you included a single captured frame from his series.

He can't. That was from the BC game I own. Unless of course, he convinces Youtube that he owns all copies of BC as well!

wilfulton · Post by **wilfulton** » 2007-06-05 10:20pm

In Episode 2 of Bridge Commander, nothing happened, and the scene ends with them looking at nothing. I'm thinking the talk-show host should have called Lyin'tard on that as well as everything else.

Yes, but...

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-06 01:03am

Ok, this is one review of "The Last Bastion" I never expected to see...

#11 - Hmm - Posted by: Hammer_Ben (Member) on 06-05-2007 at 15:14
It wasn't too interesting. Done before, and too many black people.

Can you fuckin' believe that?

+http://jediknight2.filefront.com/file/T ... rt_1;79494

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-06 01:18am

Lord Poe wrote:And take a look at the Captain in Melvin's part 3 video, and see the guy "Enyaw" was doing an impersonation of:

link

Anyone notice that Dante dumbfuck actually turned off the ratings for this POS?

Cao Cao · Post by **Cao Cao** » 2007-06-06 04:44am

Lord Poe wrote:Ok, this is one review of "The Last Bastion" I never expected to see...

#11 - Hmm - Posted by: Hammer_Ben (Member) on 06-05-2007 at 15:14
It wasn't too interesting. Done before, and too many black people.
Can you fuckin' believe that?

+http://jediknight2.filefront.com/file/T ... rt_1;79494

Your series certainly seems to attract the complete idiots among us, like moths to a flame.
Only they keep coming back to get burned again.

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2007-06-06 07:30am

btw correct if I'm wrong but is "captain" Anderson, suppose to have everything annoying about Jack Sparrow, but none of the good sides (charm, actually knowing what he's doing sometimes...etc)?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-06 03:16pm

Lord Revan wrote:btw correct if I'm wrong but is "captain" Anderson, suppose to have everything annoying about Jack Sparrow, but none of the good sides (charm, actually knowing what he's doing sometimes...etc)?

Given who Poe is mocking, I'd say this is an improvement.

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2007-06-06 03:32pm

Does the real Anderson know that you have created this online shrine for him in Last Bastion? I don't think he ever acknowledged this fact either in his blog, nor on his website. Strange, since normally he reacts so fast to things like this.

Of course I also could have simply overlooked it in all his rambling.

TC Pilot · Post by **TC Pilot** » 2007-06-06 05:02pm

Mobius posted an expanded video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQs6RK4psMk

Basic repitition of Dante's argument, including the failure at basic math.

Scottish Ninja · Post by **Scottish Ninja** » 2007-06-06 05:30pm

I'm not even going to watch it, given two things: the quality (or lack thereof) of the original, and its total pointlessness, and so, why give him more views so he can crow loudly about "all the views it's getting".

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-06 07:07pm

Tribun wrote:Does the real Anderson know that you have created this online shrine for him in Last Bastion? I don't think he ever acknowledged this fact either in his blog, nor on his website. Strange, since normally he reacts so fast to things like this.

Of course I also could have simply overlooked it in all his rambling.

Oh, he knows. When the Rabid Stupid Asshole was trying to buddy up with lyin' tard, he boasts about being the person that Captain Anderson is based upon, in addition to giving out his selection of links to SD.net bbs with all the nasty posts we've made.

note: he also claims it only took him half an hour to find all those even though they were made over a span of years and Anderson has been showing them to anyone who even mentions his name such as the 'somethingawful.co*' guy and the list has been verifiably growing.

Question for "Enyaw" though. Does Captain Anderson pull the gun on one of his bridge crew for failing to follow orders or for mentioning his bald patch (or both)?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-06 07:24pm

Scottish Ninja wrote:I'm not even going to watch it, given two things: the quality (or lack thereof) of the original, and its total pointlessness, and so, why give him more views so he can crow loudly about "all the views it's getting".

You're not missing anything. Just more of their juvenile rants against Poe, actually trying to use Dark Moose's asshattery of banning him from SW.com and even Darkstar's failed attempt at a bbs. They go on to brag about Liontard studios alleged connections with someone who worked on DS9. And then make one personal attack on Wayne after another:

End credits wrote:Payne Woe and Co. continue to release LB and continue to attack the work of LS and their compatriots. Woe himself never leaves the internet cesspool known as SD.net and continues to grow his immature reputation on the internet...

...In the end, Woe, with a bit of hard work, might manage to find a real job, get a real life and settle down.

Here's to you, Woe, and to hoping you don't have to drive a bus for the rest of your life. Good luck, pal! We wish you well & hope you find that special someone! From all your friends at Leonhart Studios!

It ends with an actual photograph of Mike and Wayne, probably attempting to take a jab at him being overweight.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-06 07:28pm

edit: personally, I'd say that their accusation of Wayne being a pedophile in and of itself is actionable.