Hello

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-01-08 09:37pm

Hello all.
Good to see you Sheppard, Dalton.
LT.Hit-Man

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-08 09:41pm

I know this is begging a long protracted and painful death...

But...

Noooooooooooob!!!!

poke poke pokity poke poke poke poke poke!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-08 09:43pm

You poor sod Ando, thats the LT.

You must really wanna die.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-08 09:47pm

Ted wrote:You poor sod Ando, thats the LT.

You must really wanna die.

I know who he is. But to paraphrase the Blues Bros.

You see, the LT and I, we got an understanding...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-08 09:51pm

Hello, LT.

Yes, I know who you are.

Yes, I've read some of your work.

Yes, I will still poke you.

*POKE*

Welcome to Stardestroyer.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-01-08 09:58pm

I'm not poking. Hit-man's been around SB.com longer than I have, and I've never been to ASVS.

[wanders off grumbling about how there's nobody to poke.]

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-08 10:01pm

You could always try to poke him anyway

Hello Lt you rep precedes you

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-01-08 10:10pm

Andano why would you wish to die so soon into the new year for?

* Rips off one of Andano's legs and beats him for an hour *

Hello Ted I hope all is well with you.

IG-88E I do not know you but I am glad you enjoyed some of my fics
So I'll let you go with this warning.

" Don't poke me I'm not one of those touchy feely type of guys. "

Good evening Mr.Bean I trust all is well with you?

A good idea Singuler Quartet it is nice to meet you as well

LT.Hit-Man

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-08 10:25pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote: IG-88E I do not know you but I am glad you enjoyed some of my fics
So I'll let you go with this warning.

" Don't poke me I'm not one of those touchy feely type of guys. "

Call me Iggy. Everyone else does.

No problem, the 'touchy-feely' part is over.

And I look forward to seeing some of your work here.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-08 10:34pm

Welcome aboard Lt. You're known far and wide and thank you for gracing my domain with your presence.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-01-08 10:39pm

So Iggy what works of mine have you read, what fan fics have you done?

Thank you for the welcome Stravo I am starting to like this place

LT.Hit-Man

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-08 10:48pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote:So Iggy what works of mine have you read, what fan fics have you done?

I've read:

Life of LT Hit-Man
LT. Hit-Man Joins The Federation
A Late Chistmas Run (my personal fave)
Heavy Metal

My fanfics (they're spread out across the pages here)

Test Pilot
The Darkness and the Light
The Bible Beater (a RL fic)
Cold Blue Eyes
Living Music (Cowboy Bebop)
Walker (Gundam Wing)
Perversions of the Force (cowritten with Kelly Antilles)
Dark Rain (just started)

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-01-08 10:58pm

IG-88E wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:So Iggy what works of mine have you read, what fan fics have you done?

I've read:

Life of LT Hit-Man
LT. Hit-Man Joins The Federation
A Late Chistmas Run (my personal fave)
Heavy Metal

I am glad you enjoyed them

My fanfics (they're spread out across the pages here)

Test Pilot
The Darkness and the Light
The Bible Beater (a RL fic)
Cold Blue Eyes
Living Music (Cowboy Bebop)
Walker (Gundam Wing)
Perversions of the Force (cowritten with Kelly Antilles)

You cowrote that? Hmm well now had I known that I would have mentioned your name in my post about that fic all in all you and Kelly did a fine job on that fic.
Dark Rain (just started)

Looks like I'll have to read some of your fics, I happen to like gundam wing, seen a eps of it and from what I saw of them it is a cool show
LT.Hit-Man

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-09 12:22am

Lt., I'd like to officially welcome you to SD.net. Your reputation precedes you, and I hope to be given the chance to correspond with you in the future. I hope that you will also be adding some of your acclaimed fanfiction to this site, as well as bringing your own personality to the board.

Weemadando: I will inform your next of kin.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-09 01:08am

Lt. Hit-Man: [in Zod's voice] Why do you say such things when you know I will kill you for it?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-09 11:06am

Hi Lt. Hitman! I've heard of you. I won't poke you, but can you do me a favor? Do you know a Mike_6002 aka SD.Net Reject? Please rip him a new asshole, preferably like this:

Have A Nice Day!

No. No ASVSer will make any assassinations of Mike_6002, and it is my preference that he be mentioned only when necessary. He is a sad, pathetic wannabe and the only fitting punishment for him is shunning.
~Pablo

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-09 01:06pm

Hi there, LT. Hit-Man, I must be the only one around who hasn't heard of you, but welcome nonetheless. My name is Zaia; nice to meet you.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-01-09 03:06pm

Zaia wrote:Hi there, LT. Hit-Man, I must be the only one around who hasn't heard of you, but welcome nonetheless. My name is Zaia; nice to meet you.

The LT is probably the ultimate living legend of ASVS second only to Darth Wong.
His reputation is excellent, especially as far as gory assassinations are concerned.
Welcome here LT.

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2003-01-09 04:48pm

Welcome LT. Hitman, I personally have never heard of you and wonder why everyone is about to bow down to you. Could you fill me in?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-09 04:56pm

FaxModem1 wrote:Welcome LT. Hitman, I personally have never heard of you and wonder why everyone is about to bow down to you. Could you fill me in?

Here's a little bit of FUQ wisdom on just who the hell this LT Hitman is:

Who is this LT Hitman Character?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-09 04:58pm

WELCOME!

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-01-09 05:11pm

I would move this to OT if I were not so terrified

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-09 05:13pm

Naw, it belongs right here.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-01-09 05:14pm

Hi.

Cyaround,
Jason

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-01-09 05:15pm

Stravo wrote:Naw, it belongs right here.

How dare you tell me where to put threads! It's not like you're the Moderator of this board, or anything!

Wait...

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