"The Last Bastion" part 5 Teaser Trailer

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-09 02:44pm

edit: thats the same video as Cpl Kendall posted. Its only the second posting.

Feil · Post by **Feil** » 2007-06-09 02:52pm

I love that he has a grammatical error ('continue to grow his immature reputation') in a piece accusing someone else of stupidity. Beyond that, it wasn't a very entertaining production.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-09 02:54pm

Feil wrote:I love that he has a grammatical error ('continue to grow his immature reputation') in a piece accusing someone else of stupidity. Beyond that, it wasn't a very entertaining production.

They established long ago that they're a bunch of hypocrites.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2007-06-09 03:29pm

Payne Woe? How long did it take to come up with that?

Actually, if Wayne ever decides to become a supervillian, that would be a good name for him.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-09 04:30pm

RogueIce wrote:Payne Woe? How long did it take to come up with that?

Actually, if Wayne ever decides to become a supervillian, that would be a good name for him.

LOL!!

UPDATE: Conversation between Captain Neral and Captain Anderson almost complete. I expect people are going to hate Captain Anderson even more after this!

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-09 06:47pm

Lord Poe wrote:UPDATE: Conversation between Captain Neral and Captain Anderson almost complete. I expect people are going to hate Captain Anderson even more after this!

Let me guess

Anderson: You destroyed a Federation vessel!
Neral: It was an accident. A gun misfired.
Anderson: You expect us to believe that after threatening us with "we will destroy you all"?
Neral: Our communications system wasn't working properly. That isn't what I said.
Anderson: You ERASED MY HOLODECK PROGRAMS!!!
Neral: You should have been smart enough to make back up copies. And you had been firing on us for a few hours without us firing back.
Anderson: I WILL DESTROY YOU. I WILL, I WILL, I WILL.
Neral: Let me send chief Engineer Kiston over there to repair your damage.
Anderson: This is a trick I tell you. No one will be comming over here from your ship. Its a plot. You're in on the conspiracy with Jorg and Kraft to lead my men to mutiny. Its a plot I tell you. You, Wong, Saxton are all trying to kill me. That story you wrote about me proves it.
Neral: Shut the fuck up, asshole.

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2007-06-09 08:39pm

Darth Servo wrote:Neral: Let me send chief Engineer Kiston over there to repair your damage.

Man, I fell out of my chair reading that!

Do it, Poe! Do it!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-10 01:33am

Darth Servo wrote:Let me guess

Close enough! I'm sure Phil is laughing his head off at how close you came!

Wyrm wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:Neral: Let me send chief Engineer Kiston over there to repair your damage.
Man, I fell out of my chair reading that!

Do it, Poe! Do it!

That would be funny seeing Kistun come over there with a blowtorch and pliers!

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-10 01:48am

Lord Poe wrote:
Wyrm wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:Neral: Let me send chief Engineer Kiston over there to repair your damage.
Man, I fell out of my chair reading that!

Do it, Poe! Do it!
That would be funny seeing Kistun come over there with a blowtorch and pliers!

Nah, on second thought, the resulting math problem would bring a quick end to the show.

Kitsun + warp core = big explosion

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2007-06-10 01:31pm

Man this Dante guy is a dumbass.

Vohu Manah · Post by **Vohu Manah** » 2007-06-10 02:01pm

Laird wrote:Man this Dante guy is a dumbass.

I'm sure you're restraining yourself with that statement. Say what you feel.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-10 03:22pm

Vohu Manah wrote:
Laird wrote:Man this Dante guy is a dumbass.
I'm sure you're restraining yourself with that statement. Say what you feel.

I don't have enough time in the day to refute all his lies. Notice he's now attempting to take the "high road" because his reputation is being monitored, and its something he wants to cool off. Fine with me. If he wants to keep his fucking mouth shut from now on, let's see how long it lasts.

UPDATE: With the new technique I'm using to put part 5 together, I could realistically have it finished by Tuesday. It sucks, that I didn't stumble upon this 4 episodes ago! But there's still that one prop I'm waiting on...

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-10 03:39pm

Lord Poe wrote:Notice he's now attempting to take the "high road" because his reputation is being monitored, and its something he wants to cool off. Fine with me. If he wants to keep his fucking mouth shut from now on, let's see how long it lasts.

Who wants to say its because the 'cease and desist' order form Paramount finally arrived?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-10 03:42pm

Darth Servo wrote:Who wants to say its because the 'cease and desist' order form Paramount finally arrived?

No, its probably for the Derek Chester guy. Which is a funny story in and of itself if you Google his name along with Wing Commander.

EDIT: +http://wcnews.com/news/update/3110

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-10 04:06pm

Perhaps you should add the whole Derek Chester incident to your Dante-dumbfuck page?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-10 04:17pm

Darth Servo wrote:Perhaps you should add the whole Derek Chester incident to your Dante-dumbfuck page?

He's not worth further attention at this point. I've got movies to make!

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-10 10:14pm

Lord Poe wrote:I've got movies to make!

So why are you wasting time posting here? Get to work ya bum.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2007-06-12 07:05am

Wow. Their second anti-Poe video... Its suckage breaks Firefox.

It also just plain sucked. Seriously... At least put some voices on, jackasses. And Poe's picture doesn't look half bad. I'd forgotten how cool Mike looked.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-14 02:49pm

UPDATE: Still waiting for that prop. It's being built in Second Life...last I heard...which was over a week ago...

You can see a picture of the WIP here

Anyway, I'm continuing to film the other scenes. I hope the entire flick clocks in at under 10 minutes. Anyone want to see the rough cut of the first 3 minutes? No music, no sound fx. Send me a "friends" request on Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/MrPoe

You have to be signed up on Youtube, of course.

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2007-06-14 03:01pm

Sent. Looking forward to it!

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2007-06-14 03:29pm

Seen it. Nice use the of the EFII sets. Where did you get the TIE launch footage from?

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2007-06-14 03:42pm

Awesome! The 'sets' has steadily improved and now they are tremendous! They're very much dynamic and detailed. Looking forward to the finished product!

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-14 03:59pm

Lord Poe wrote:Send me a "friends" request on Youtube:

Let me know whether or not I did it right.

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-06-14 04:51pm

Sent.

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2007-06-14 06:13pm

What the hell. I'm unspoilable. Sent.