Seven of Nine vs. C3PO

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-01-09 01:04am

Okay, who would go down quicker?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-09 01:14am

Well, 3PO is OBVIOUSLY gay, and we all know gay people are such cock hounds, but Seven is a virgin and probably has alot of pent up sexual desire so I think shes more likely to go down on a guy quicker then C3PO. Besides, 3PO doesnt have a mouth.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-09 02:23am

Is this Sonnenburg's Against All Odds Seven, or is it your plain old dead-fish personality Seven of Nine?

If it's the former, then Seven makes a plasma caster on the double and blows Threepio to hell.

If it's the latter, Seven grabs a phaser rifle, knocks Threepio out, but in the process Threepio damages some equipment on Voyager, resulting in a warp core breach. Neither survive.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-09 02:29am

kojikun wrote:Well, 3PO is OBVIOUSLY gay, and we all know gay people are such cock hounds, but Seven is a virgin and probably has alot of pent up sexual desire so I think shes more likely to go down on a guy quicker then C3PO. Besides, 3PO doesnt have a mouth.

Yup. I agree with that. Unfortunately she'd be terrible.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-01-09 08:13am

Thats why you do it in the holodeck, if she isnt doing it for you, you get her twin holographic sister prorammed with every kama sutra move there is to show her how.

FettKyle · Post by **FettKyle** » 2003-01-09 02:12pm

3PO

And I quote Bib Fortuna

he's gay

and not just gay but Prissy. anything can beat that piece of scrap what would be more fun though would be to pitch him up against his creater Darth Vader or for that matter Han. If no one was looking Han would vaporize that mindless Philosiphor