"The Last Bastion" part 5 Teaser Trailer

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Bounty wrote:Seen it. Nice use the of the EFII sets. Where did you get the TIE launch footage from?
That was from Jedi Academy and The Movies.

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Thanks for the preview.
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Do you think you should be a little more blatant that the "you erased the holodeck programs" bit is lampooning his "my Starlog magazine is more important than the victims of Hurricane Katrina" idiocy?
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Darth Servo wrote:Do you think you should be a little more blatant that the "you erased the holodeck programs" bit is lampooning his "my Starlog magazine is more important than the victims of Hurricane Katrina" idiocy?
Nah. Only a small portion of the audience would get the reference. The general bitching about holodeck programs gets the message across.
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Is there a way to have Lyin' Tard appear and take over the Federation ships on the grounds that he owns Star Trek?
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Elfdart wrote:Is there a way to have Lyin' Tard appear and take over the Federation ships on the grounds that he owns Star Trek?
LOL!!
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Lord Poe wrote:
Elfdart wrote:Is there a way to have Lyin' Tard appear and take over the Federation ships on the grounds that he owns Star Trek?
LOL!!
Do it. Seriously, it would be absolutely hilarious as a sequel or after-credit teaser.
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Surlethe wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:
Elfdart wrote:Is there a way to have Lyin' Tard appear and take over the Federation ships on the grounds that he owns Star Trek?
LOL!!
Do it. Seriously, it would be absolutely hilarious as a sequel or after-credit teaser.
I also support this motion. :twisted:

I found the preview to be a load of fun, Mr. Poe, thanks for sharing. *bows*

Still, I must wonder why the Reman and the Heritage were mavuering into protective positions. Are they thinking that they might stand a chance with their shields arranged like that, or is it simply a case of 'well, someone's got to save Anderson's ass'? :?:
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Elfdart wrote:Is there a way to have Lyin' Tard appear and take over the Federation ships on the grounds that he owns Star Trek?
"I am the Federation!"
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RogueIce wrote: "I am the Federation!"
Jorg: Not yet!
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Aratech wrote:
RogueIce wrote: "I am the Federation!"
Jorg: Not yet!
"So it's treason then, Captain."

Or however that scene went. I can't remember exactly.
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RogueIce wrote:
Aratech wrote:
RogueIce wrote: "I am the Federation!"
Jorg: Not yet!
"So it's treason then, Captain."

Or however that scene went. I can't remember exactly.
Meh, close enough. :D Now, the only question that remains is how this ends. Does Dante get phasered, or does Jorg get tossed out a window with Dante shouting 'Ulimited Powah!' or something to that effect?
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RogueIce wrote:
Aratech wrote:
RogueIce wrote: "I am the Federation!"
Jorg: Not yet!
"So it's treason then, Captain."

Or however that scene went. I can't remember exactly.
Followed by Lyin' Tard in his Neo get-up feverishly working the controls to his Nintendo shouting:

UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR!
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And he gets zapped to nothing midway through the sentence. :D
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Gents, there will be no Lyin' Tard in TLB!

One represented asshole in the series is enough!

BTW, production is at a screeching halt right now due to some private issues that need my attention for a few days.
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