The 10 Commandments of Driving

[Flagg]

Improved Ten Driving Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not drive while impaired by alcohol, other drugs, or debilitating conditions.

2. Thou shalt purchase a modest vehicle. Ostentatious displays of excessive wealth and power are for the Vatican, not for your car.

3. Thou shalt not compete with other drivers on the road. Do not take pride in passing others or keeping them from passing you.

4. Thou shalt not engage in distracting activities while driving, such as cell-phone conversations, laptop computing, reading, applying makeup, etc.

5. Thou shalt not play music in your car so loudly that others can hear it over the sound of their own radios.

6. Thou shalt not attempt to dress up your car like a Formula One race car, you fucking baggy-pantsed drooling idiot.

7. Thou shalt not refuse to allow other drivers to merge into your lane.

8. Thou shalt not tailgate.

9. Thou shalt respect legal right-of-way.

10. Thou shalt travel at the speed of traffic flow.

You forgot the most important commandment of all. Left lane fast, right lane slow.

[Singular Quartet]

The City of Boston, with it's catholic churches every four blocks, laughs at both the Vatican's and Mr Wong's attempt to make us drive in a safe (let alone sane) manner. For a better explanation of boston driving, please consult The Boston Driver's Handbook, which details regular maneuvers, "saftey" tips, and various other nitty-gritty details of driving in Boston.

[RogueIce]

For a better explanation of boston driving, please consult The Boston Driver's Handbook, which details regular maneuvers, "saftey" tips, and various other nitty-gritty details of driving in Boston.

If you value your life, don't?