superheroes that marvel or dc will never make
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superheroes that marvel or dc will never make
1. a guy with a TASP like psionic power. (knocks people out by over stimulating thier pleasure centers)
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Didn't Emma Frost do this once in the New X-Men?The Yosemite Bear wrote:1. a guy with a TASP like psionic power. (knocks people out by over stimulating thier pleasure centers)
Old Plympto wrote:Didn't Emma Frost do this once in the New X-Men?The Yosemite Bear wrote:1. a guy with a TASP like psionic power. (knocks people out by over stimulating thier pleasure centers)
Is this really a distinction we want to ignore with Marvel?1. a GUY with a TASP like psionic power. (knocks people out by over stimulating thier pleasure centers)
On Topic: Beyond a character who fights crime by molesting children, I've got nothing. DC has already given us Bueno Excellente and The Dog-Welder.
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Maybe a guy who makes the world a little better by causing harm, therefor causing more people to become superheroes to stop said harm and harm from other villans?
Or a gay dude who stops villans by making them extremely unconfortable?
Or a gay dude who stops villans by making them extremely unconfortable?
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Slightly more seriously, My contribution would be a male superhero that stops villains of either gender with suddenly lubed surprise anal sex. I doubt any villain would want to cross that guy's territory more than once.
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"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
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I was going to mention the superheros in Stephen Lynch's song "Superhero" but Justice Guy exists in the form of the Punisher and the DC equivelant. Though DC had their own Punisher-like "hero" before Marvel made the Punisher.
Immigration Dude from the aformentioned Stephen Lynch song. The only things that Marvel and DC would never make are things that would be offensive enough to get them sued or make them lose a lot of fans. Otherwise there's nothing too cracked out for them to use, even if it's mostly a background character.
Immigration Dude from the aformentioned Stephen Lynch song. The only things that Marvel and DC would never make are things that would be offensive enough to get them sued or make them lose a lot of fans. Otherwise there's nothing too cracked out for them to use, even if it's mostly a background character.
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Re: superheroes that marvel or dc will never make
Starfox comes close.The Yosemite Bear wrote:1. a guy with a TASP like psionic power. (knocks people out by over stimulating thier pleasure centers)
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Any superhero who, after the second timeovercoming a villain, and has them at his/her mercy, will just kill them, instead of placing them in an easily escapable prison for a return in a sequel.
Contrived Scene:
Doctor Devious: Go ahead Awesome-Man, kill me, I daaare you. (Cackles evilly)
AM: Okay (snaps Dr's neck)
AM (shrugs) : Well, that was simple. Lunch, anyone?
Villians come back too often, and it jus gets boring.. and Joss Wedon needs to write these.
Contrived Scene:
Doctor Devious: Go ahead Awesome-Man, kill me, I daaare you. (Cackles evilly)
AM: Okay (snaps Dr's neck)
AM (shrugs) : Well, that was simple. Lunch, anyone?
Villians come back too often, and it jus gets boring.. and Joss Wedon needs to write these.
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I forgot which anime I saw this in, but they had a bunch of magic girls, and one of them kept whining "But I don't want to use my powers, people will get hurt."
final scene they are in space, and she cuts loose with her powers.....
destroying the enemy space station.
final scene they are in space, and she cuts loose with her powers.....
destroying the enemy space station.
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DrMckay wrote:Any superhero who, after the second timeovercoming a villain, and has them at his/her mercy, will just kill them, instead of placing them in an easily escapable prison for a return in a sequel.
Contrived Scene:
Doctor Devious: Go ahead Awesome-Man, kill me, I daaare you. (Cackles evilly)
AM: Okay (snaps Dr's neck)
AM (shrugs) : Well, that was simple. Lunch, anyone?
Villians come back too often, and it jus gets boring.. and Joss Wedon needs to write these.
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"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy
"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy
"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
Anyone seen Maxwell Lord walking around, lately?DrMckay wrote:Any superhero who, after the second timeovercoming a villain, and has them at his/her mercy, will just kill them, instead of placing them in an easily escapable prison for a return in a sequel.
Contrived Scene:
Doctor Devious: Go ahead Awesome-Man, kill me, I daaare you. (Cackles evilly)
AM: Okay (snaps Dr's neck)
AM (shrugs) : Well, that was simple. Lunch, anyone?
Villians come back too often, and it jus gets boring.. and Joss Wedon needs to write these.
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How about a hero that gets/regains his power from killing other people? Like uses their soul energy or somesuch- but the thing is that every time he uses his power it drains his energy, so he has kill a lot of people to build up enough power to fight off cosmic supervillains.
Hmmm...actually that sounds interesting, a guilt ridden superhero that is reluctant to use his powers.
Hmmm...actually that sounds interesting, a guilt ridden superhero that is reluctant to use his powers.
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"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy
"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy
"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
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