T'pol vs. Seven

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-01-09 08:17am

Both shows are incredibly bad but they've given us two priceless chests, which one would you rather have for an evening of whipped cream, handcuffs and howling sounds?

I pick Jolene lalock since we share the common experience of dropping acid and then going to class. Very interesting days that was.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-01-09 08:37am

Allow lust to be satisfied poetically:

The characters? Neither.
The actresses? Either.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-09 10:07am

I don't think any of those characters are particularly attractive.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-09 10:56am

Darth Fanboy wrote:Both shows are incredibly bad but they've given us two priceless chests, which one would you rather have for an evening of whipped cream, handcuffs and howling sounds?

If you're talking characters I'd sooner take a vow of complete celibacy.

If you're talking actresses (as seems to be the case) I'd much much rather have Jeri Ryan. She's attractive and seems to have a decent personality. Now if she wasn't porking Braga.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-09 11:08am

Unlike what a lot of lonely Trekkies seem to believe, there is much more to sex than just the female having a huge rack.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-09 11:15am

Darth Servo wrote:Unlike what a lot of lonely Trekkies seem to believe, there is much more to sex than just the female having a huge rack.

Of course there is. There's also a smokin' ass and lovely legs. Those are important too, you can't forget the ass.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-01-09 11:55am

Never liked Jeri Ryan, she had large assetts and a heavily supported uniform, ... like whatever.

However, I think Jolene is pretty sweet.

Personal taste I guess.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-01-09 12:08pm

With ALL DUE RESPECT to Darth Wong, breasts rule. Ass is nice, but at my height I'll always notice Strategic Boob Deployment first.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-09 01:58pm

Oh great, the battle of the frost queen bitches from hell. As attractive as they may be I can't see myself fucking a bitch who speaks in techno-babble monotones. "I have notice a 22.45423% increase in blood flow and a 89.423% increase in size of your primary reproductive member" does not turn me on. I'll take either actress in real life though.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-09 02:04pm

neither, who i do like is the chick who plays B'Lana Tores, without the ridges she is pretty sexy.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-01-09 02:05pm

Aerius hit the problem with the characters right on the head.

They're so bland and montonous, how could you even get it up?

Besides, if you're fucking Seven the character, who knows what the borg did to her.....down there. That's a scarry thought right there folks. You go to ram it home, and suddenly you've found yourself in some sort of borg bear-trap equvilant.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-01-09 02:14pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote: They're so bland and montonous, how could you even get it up?

7 of 9: Resistance is futile

T'Pol: She'd tell you that doing her every which way would be the logical thing to do. Can't argue with logic.

Janeway: alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-09 03:00pm

alcohol wouldn't help with janeway nothing would absoutly nothing

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-01-09 03:03pm

Darksider wrote:alcohol wouldn't help with janeway nothing would absoutly nothing

How about B&B think of some lame episode where if you sleep with Janeway everybody goes home, would you take one for the team? ...not that B&B would ever think up such a lame concept...

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-01-09 04:41pm

You shall be smighted for suggesting that Janeway has ANY redeeming qualities whatsoever.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-09 05:18pm

sure the personality is lousy but all them are pretty good looking.. even Janeway.

Do you want the icepick in the groin or in the mouth?

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-01-09 05:20pm

For safeties sake, best do both HG.

Darth Balls · Post by **Darth Balls** » 2003-01-09 07:47pm

Janeway does have one redeeming quality in the show...SHE NEVER APPEARS NAKED!

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-01-09 08:43pm

Darth Balls wrote:Janeway does have one redeeming quality in the show...SHE NEVER APPEARS NAKED!

Or "decon".

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-09 08:48pm

Wrong forum, this belongs in Other Sci-Fi.

Sr.mal · Post by **Sr.mal** » 2003-01-09 08:52pm

Damn why do I have to choose one why can't I two

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-09 09:08pm

The two characters....its a battle of the dead fish and boy does it stink.....

As far as the actresses go, I'll buck the trend and not say either....both please.

As for the janeway thing....I think the only thing that could help there is death.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-01-09 11:22pm

Hmm... characters? Bah...
Actresses? Both

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-01-10 07:02am

I wondered about whether this was the right forum but Ive seen sorts of ST only stuff here before so I figured if someone doesn;t want it here they'll get it moved, delete it, and/or call me a dipshit.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-12 12:03pm

i saw the FHM shoot of the vulcan one here and i wasn't impressed. I still say Tores.

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