The Last Bastion part 5: Online!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-25 12:37am

Part 5: Captain Anderson makes one final stand against the Star Destroyer Impassive

Let us know what you think!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB1qv6C9Zbo

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2007-06-25 02:21am

Finally: MAXIMUM POWER!!!!!!!!

I think I've watched that snipped ten times and it still makes me laugh.

Jericho Kross · Post by **Jericho Kross** » 2007-06-25 02:29am

Very well done. The graphics and sound are the best yet.
Two questions, where did you get that droid [the blue one] from and what are we going to expect in part 6?

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2007-06-25 02:46am

Aww, all the poor nameless crewman on Anderson's ship.

(name here) · Post by **(name here)** » 2007-06-25 08:05am

Part six: in which captain anderson discovers that not all ships explode when rammed.

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2007-06-25 11:01am

Great Lord Poe! "Maximum power!"

Vehrec · Post by **Vehrec** » 2007-06-25 11:20am

Wonderful! Superb! MAXIMUM POWAH! And now, time for shore leave. *plays Imperial march*

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2007-06-25 11:54am

"do realiaze how much time it takes to program a holografic woman to..." I couldn't stop laughing in that part.

nightmare · Post by **nightmare** » 2007-06-25 01:45pm

Jericho Kross wrote:Very well done. The graphics and sound are the best yet.

What he said.

Jericho Kross wrote:Two questions, where did you get that droid [the blue one] from

Kids today, never stick around for the credits.

Jericho Kross · Post by **Jericho Kross** » 2007-06-25 02:05pm

Kids today, never stick around for the credits.

Didn't have the time the other night. Thanks for the help though.

Scottish Ninja · Post by **Scottish Ninja** » 2007-06-25 03:20pm

Ha! I knew Chief Engineer Kisten and his wooden mallet would have caused all this somehow!

Feil · Post by **Feil** » 2007-06-25 03:36pm

Clever. Still has framerate issues, but this was the best one yet.

EnterpriseSovereign · Post by **EnterpriseSovereign** » 2007-06-25 05:08pm

(name here) wrote:Part six: in which captain anderson discovers that not all ships explode when rammed.

Captain Anderson never watched 'Nemesis'

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-25 05:40pm

And there was MUCH rejoicing.

Aratech · Post by **Aratech** » 2007-06-25 05:44pm

FaxModem1 wrote:Aww, all the poor nameless crewman on Anderson's ship.

Of course, man, they're Redshirts.

They have a reputation to maintain.

On a more serious note, excellent job, Mr. Poe. Tell me, though, can we expect an insurrection from the part of Anderson's underlings, or well the Heritage and company have to blast him into oblivion?

Also, is it just me, or does anyone else think that the Impassive's crew will be making a stop along side a certain planet for 'shore leave'.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-25 05:53pm

Is it just my computer? Why do all the voices sound like they're in an echo chamber?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-25 06:00pm

edit: never mind. Its my computer.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-25 06:48pm

Phil Skayhan wrote:Finally: MAXIMUM POWER!!!!!!!!

I think I've watched that snipped ten times and it still makes me laugh.

I'm a bit surprised that Poe didn't have Anderson respond "Your ship's weapons don't have power settings!!!"

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2007-06-25 07:12pm

Impassive needs the bumper sticker off of Spaceball One underneath the engines for when it runs right over the Guardian.

fusion · Post by **fusion** » 2007-06-25 07:29pm

"no hydro spanner, I hear that one more time and I will break someone's neck"
"Go get me a mark four sledge hammer"

You see mark four is one of the first sledge hammers and from a time it was still considered revolutionary

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2007-06-25 07:32pm

Darth Servo wrote:edit: never mind. Its my computer.

No it's not, or if it is, mine has the same problem.
And as always, brilliant work, Mr Poe.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-26 02:47am

Jericho Kross wrote:Very well done. The graphics and sound are the best yet.
Two questions, where did you get that droid [the blue one] from and what are we going to expect in part 6?

The blue droid is a retexture I did of BustopWilly's Golden Robot, which you can find here:

http://skinshack.dyndns.org:82/scifi.aspx

Aratech wrote:On a more serious note, excellent job, Mr. Poe. Tell me, though, can we expect an insurrection from the part of Anderson's underlings, or well the Heritage and company have to blast him into oblivion?

Hmm...neither!

Also, is it just me, or does anyone else think that the Impassive's crew will be making a stop along side a certain planet for 'shore leave'.

Darth Servo wrote:I'm a bit surprised that Poe didn't have Anderson respond "Your ship's weapons don't have power settings!!!"

Too many on the nose call-backs spoil the product! But I have added one line to part 6 which is a blatant call-back!

Batman wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:edit: never mind. Its my computer.
No it's not, or if it is, mine has the same problem.
And as always, brilliant work, Mr Poe.

Hmm.. try the .wmv version, and see if its still there:

http://hosted.filefront.com/wpoe

Name of the file is: lb5prime.wmv

Xess · Post by **Xess** » 2007-06-26 04:42am

Excellent work Poe. Best quality of them all yet and the funniest in my opinion too. Well done.

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2007-06-26 08:11am

The jokes were more subtle than before, and I liked that. Anderson's obsession with his precious holodeck programs was just priceless.

"And not your usual insane."

I hereby nominate the above line for an award of some sort.

Setesh · Post by **Setesh** » 2007-06-26 12:54pm

I keep having visions of the other captains having to give the report on this mission to Admiral Janeway, who promotes Anderson.