first kiss

mantakai · Post by **mantakai** » 2003-01-05 05:18am

in true nerd fashion, i have never really kissed a girl in any kind of serious way
i have just started my first serious relationship and i have absolutley no idea what im doing

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-05 06:11am

14 or 15,
party
drunk as hell
thrown into a room by buddies
girl, also drunk as hell thrown into the same room
next thing was lying on each other kissing.
very romantic

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-05 06:51am

Can't recall. Probably years ago in 1994(?) at a summer weight-loss camp.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-01-05 07:00am

It's bizarre, but I can't recall the first one...I remember who it was, but not the circumstances. I usually have a photographic memory...Jesus, some psychiatrist would diagnose me with crazy or something.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-01-05 11:44am

When: 9th grade
Where: On a youth retreat in Virginia Beach
Who: Patricia, my future ex-girlfriend.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-05 11:55am

Oh crap now ur digging up painful memories.

My 1st french kiss?
When i was in Primary 6, i was 10. I didn't know at the time but i was head over heels in love with her. Her name was Kerry Grimsley I eventually asked her out and after taking Kerry to the cinema i walked her home, being the gentleman i am, she draged me down an entry and stuch her tounge down my throat. It was great.

Severl years later she threatened to kill me if i ever told anyone, coz she went on to be a wee bitchy type and i became a goth boy.

Soulman · Post by **Soulman** » 2003-01-05 12:05pm

When I was 8-9 I kissed a girl in an understairs cupboard, well that was the first time I remember anyways. I had a girlfriend when I was 5 and had several more before I moved when I was 10 (an early starter), but after that squat...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-05 04:31pm

mantakai wrote:in true nerd fashion, i have never really kissed a girl in any kind of serious way
i have just started my first serious relationship and i have absolutley no idea what im doing

Ha. That's more than I can say. I've never even been in a relationship, and I'm too lazy to get one.

mantakai · Post by **mantakai** » 2003-01-05 05:56pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Ha. That's more than I can say. I've never even been in a relationship, and I'm too lazy to get one.

eh, its more trouble than its cracked up to be, girls are extremely wierd and extremely hard to understand

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-05 05:59pm

mantakai wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Ha. That's more than I can say. I've never even been in a relationship, and I'm too lazy to get one.
eh, its more trouble than its cracked up to be, girls are extremely wierd and extremely hard to understand

*folds arms* Weird? Harumph. Take a look around this board, largely inhabited by males, and then tell me that chicks are weird. And we're only hard to understand if you don't take the time or put forth any effort to understand us. I've guided some pretty dim guys to enlightenment *points to sig*--we obviously can't be that hard to understand.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-05 06:02pm

Hey, the old avatar's back! And I think you overestimate the mental prowess of the average human male.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-05 06:07pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Hey, the old avatar's back! And I think you overestimate the mental prowess of the average human male.

*chuckle* Honestly, we aren't that hard to understand! There are a few basic lessons guys need in order to see things from the female perspective, and after that, they can figure it out from there on their own! Honestly! It's been documented! Hence the success of "Kristin's School for the Reversal of Gender-Impairment."

And yes, I went back to the Julia avatar in honour of my results from the Bebop quiz I just found & posted. I like this one because she looks beautiful and kickass at the same time.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-05 06:51pm

The Saturday after Valentine's Day last year, when the girl who had turned me down changed her mind and asked me over. She kinda ambushed me (I'm a wee bit undereducated in such matters). I had no girlfriends in high school, since I was very busy with Quiz Bowl, band, and drumline, and now haven't had a date in 8 months.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-01-05 09:58pm

Zaia wrote:
mantakai wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Ha. That's more than I can say. I've never even been in a relationship, and I'm too lazy to get one.
eh, its more trouble than its cracked up to be, girls are extremely wierd and extremely hard to understand
*folds arms* Weird? Harumph. Take a look around this board, largely inhabited by males, and then tell me that chicks are weird. And we're only hard to understand if you don't take the time or put forth any effort to understand us. I've guided some pretty dim guys to enlightenment *points to sig*--we obviously can't be that hard to understand.

You aren't hard to understand...just hard to conform to. The habits of females are very alien but easy enough to learn. The problem is that even if a guy can know what they are and accept them and live with them it doesn't ever mean they will make sense to him.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-05 10:32pm

Alternate universe where I have a twin. We had lots of sex right after, me and me. It was quite fun.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-05 11:06pm

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2003-01-06 02:39am

I was 16, we were lying on the couch watching the Matrix, we ended up playing the movie 3 times that night, I don't think that I saw the whole thing even adding in what I saw in each playing:)

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-09 11:26pm

April 5, 2002 (I was 17 and with my first boyfriend) in the movie theater where I worked. Because it just.....happened.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-09 11:27pm

kojikun wrote:Alternate universe where I have a twin. We had lots of sex right after, me and me. It was quite fun.

How the fuck did I miss THIS?

drifter god · Post by **drifter god** » 2003-01-09 11:32pm

sadly, my first kiss was a stage kiss, i used to do theater, but holy shit was she fucking hot

, no complaints there!

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-01-09 11:39pm

I kissed my fiance late last september. Closed mouth. I look back, and i played with her clitorus before i kissed her open-mouth. LoL
Oh well. I love her.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-09 11:50pm

Never been kissed.

Indeed, I am that pathetic.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-09 11:52pm

Maybe it's because of your views on sex

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-09 11:58pm

SolidSnake wrote:I kissed my fiance late last september. Closed mouth. I look back, and i played with her clitorus before i kissed her open-mouth. LoL
Oh well. I love her.

Well, my timeline is a little dense too....we'll call my first kiss DAY 0 (though it was just before midnight valentines day a couple of years ago)

DAY 0
First date & First Kiss
DAY 2
First time fingering her
DAY 3
First time trying oral sex
DAY 4
First time (Lost my virginity) and my first time with almost every position I could concieve....then First 69

Things only gained momentum after that advancing through bondage, S&M, anal and a lot more....

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-01-10 12:00am

Ah, my first kiss, I'll never forget it. It was just after my 18th birthday, because, you know, I'm a turbo-nerd. I was in my room with the student director of the school play, (I was the stage manager, so we worked together a lot.) We had gotten closer over the course of the fall production, and now, in December, after it was over, we decided we should "hang out" more. So I decided to show off my phat new stereo and DVD player to impress her, because, well, my car at the time sucked.

So, we're watching.....oh, shit, what was it....Shanghai Noon (one of the most underrated comedies EVER, incidentally), maybe? And we're not paying attention, doing the holding hands and cuddling thing. So the movie finishes, and I'm too damn chicken to make my move. Fortunately, I somehow managed to win her over with my charm (yeah, I know, wtf?) and she wound up kissing me.

And then she dumped me two weeks later. But that's ancient history, and I've been with my current girl for two lovely years now. Still, though...