New complete shit from Fox.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-09 09:26pm

Whats probly going to be replacing Firefly, Man Versus Beast.

The first two are just stupid, (a sprinter vs a giraffe in a race and a world campion eater vs a bear in an eating contest)

But the third one that is sure to piss someone off is, 50 Midgets vs An elephant in seeing who can pull a airplane the farthest.

FUCK FOX!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-09 09:29pm

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

I thought they couldn't sink any lower after "Joe Millionaire". Now they've hid bedrock, and are heading for the mantle.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-09 09:37pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Oh. My. Fucking. God.

I thought they couldn't sink any lower after "Joe Millionaire". Now they've hid bedrock, and are heading for the mantle.

Joe Millionaire was the mantle.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-09 09:42pm

-gathers the armies of the world-

The Reckoning is at hand!

FORWARD THE REVOLUTION!

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-01-09 09:44pm

*Carpet bombs the FOX building with napalm*
I never watch american channels.
Now i know why.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-09 09:51pm

Did some producer just wipe his ass and present that as a proposal? This makes Joe Millionaire look like Masterpiece Theatre.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-01-09 09:58pm

Your shitting us right???
Come on , no one would green light such utter tripe would they?????
Christ I'm glad I cancelled my cable service...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-09 10:04pm

ROFL!

America has just bitchslapped Britain and Denmark in making shitty television.

Encore!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-09 10:06pm

I only watch who's line. now I know why.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-01-09 10:42pm

I think they've hit the core by now...

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-01-10 01:10am

I had stopped watching Fox many moons ago, and I haven't looked back since.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-10 01:12am

Fox to me equals something that shows the Simpsons on Sundays and weekdays. Other than that, I deny it's existance.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-10 01:19am

Just remember folks: quality programming like this is leaking out into space and may one day be discovered by alien beings who judge whether a civilizationn deserves to live or die based on the quality of its radio-based entertainment.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-10 01:21am

Please they'd probably flee in hopes not be infected with whatever we have.

wow...at least I know I'm not missing anything.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2003-01-10 01:24am

*shudder* I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices were crying out in pain...

anarchistbunny wrote:...and a world campion eater vs a bear in an eating contest

Poor bear, I can't imagine that eating a man full of hot dogs and pie would be very healthy

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-10 01:42am

Why don't they just reinstitute gladitorial games and be done with it? It would have more entertainment value, and the hideous violence would be offset by the loss of absymal stupidity.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-10 01:44am

Sokar wrote:Your shitting us right???
Come on , no one would green light such utter tripe would they

You seem to be forgetting that these people are studio execs.

They can hardly be considered human

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-10 01:44am

Yet again it seems that the gene-pool needs rechlorinated....mostly with chlorine gas....

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-10 01:49am

Keevan_Colton wrote:Yet again it seems that the gene-pool needs rechlorinated....mostly with chlorine gas....

Actually I'd say those studio execs shouldn't even be considered human. More like viruses or something.

EDIT: Whoops, the human race is made up of viruses, silly me. I retract my previous statement.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-10 01:51am

Shinova wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:Yet again it seems that the gene-pool needs rechlorinated....mostly with chlorine gas....

Actually I'd say those studio execs shouldn't even be considered human. More like viruses or something.

*breaks out the anti-bacterial spray, rubber gloves and bleach*

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-10 01:54am

anarchistbunny wrote:But the third one that is sure to piss someone off is, 50 Midgets vs An elephant in seeing who can pull a airplane the farthest.

Um...

Why midgets?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-10 02:00am

Battle of the Circus Attractions?

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2003-01-10 02:15am

Keevan_Colton wrote:Battle of the Circus Attractions?

You might actually be on to something there. We should come up with the most insane idea for a show, pitch it to Fox, and then use the $$$ to start our own cable network.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-10 02:19am

Okay here goes...

We have in here a pit of ill tempered cats

And in this corner a cage filled with roosters trained to fight to the death.

"Cock vs Pussy WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!"

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-10 02:19am

Drewcifer wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:Battle of the Circus Attractions?
You might actually be on to something there. We should come up with the most insane idea for a show, pitch it to Fox, and then use the $$$ to start our own cable network.

Ever hear Bill Hick's routine about pitching a show to the networks?

"So they went, 'will there be titty?' I said "Um...sure." boom, a cheque falls in my lap....I'm a producer now..."

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