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All the worst mistake thier imagination for reality....
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I suppose for kinky things....I could add having fingered my gf.....doesnt sound all that kinky does it?
Well it did go as far as fisting....but more to the point.....

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Keevan_Colton wrote:I suppose for kinky things....I could add having fingered my gf.....doesnt sound all that kinky does it?
Well it did go as far as fisting....but more to the point.....

http://www.100megspopup.com/wulfsblade/mynails.jpg
Holy shit she is a Masochist isn't she? :shock:

Good grief, the last time I saw nails that long they were on a woman and they cut chunks out of my back! brave girl, your GF. :)
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Rob Wilson wrote:Holy shit she is a Masochist isn't she? :shock:

Good grief, the last time I saw nails that long they were on a woman and they cut chunks out of my back! brave girl, your GF. :)
For some reason I tend to attract masochists.....though as I mentioned in the other thread floating about here someplace she can be quoted on her favourite things being
"Nails, teeth and blood."
So, I think I've got that covered....

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Keevan_Colton wrote:
For some reason I tend to attract masochists.....though as I mentioned in the other thread floating about here someplace she can be quoted on her favourite things being
"Nails, teeth and blood."
So, I think I've got that covered....

http://www.100megspopup.com/wulfsblade/myfangs.jpg

I got these done a few years ago.
Eeek, brings a whole new meaning to necking. :wink:
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Frank Hipper wrote: I fucked myself with a champagne bottle once.
Top of the list of things I never needed to know. :shock:
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Rob Wilson wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
For some reason I tend to attract masochists.....though as I mentioned in the other thread floating about here someplace she can be quoted on her favourite things being
"Nails, teeth and blood."
So, I think I've got that covered....

http://www.100megspopup.com/wulfsblade/myfangs.jpg

I got these done a few years ago.
Eeek, brings a whole new meaning to necking. :wink:
It does mean I have to be careful when picking partners....a lot of nasty shit about.....I operate a medical certificate up front policy ;)
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Eeek, brings a whole new meaning to necking. :wink:
It does mean I have to be careful when picking partners....a lot of nasty shit about.....I operate a medical certificate up front policy ;)
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*chuckles with a grin*
I didnt say I dont bite without a medical certificate....I just wont drink.....its sort of like that "I did not inhale" thing ;)
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Frank Hipper wrote: I fucked myself with a champagne bottle once.
That's very very dangerous - think of vacuum formation and suckage...
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innerbrat wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote: I fucked myself with a champagne bottle once.
That's very very dangerous - think of vacuum formation and suckage...
Experience talking? :twisted:

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Tied up my girlfriend...

Wish I had thought of a blindfold... :twisted:
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i cant say from experience cause im a virgin :( but i must say that the whole short skirt, no panties, long white stockings things is hot as the idea of sex whilst still clothed is so kinky :twisted:
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mantakai wrote:i cant say from experience cause im a virgin :( but i must say that the whole short skirt, no panties, long white stockings things is hot as the idea of sex whilst still clothed is so kinky :twisted:
Try sex in a crowded place then :roll: :D
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innerbrat wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote: I fucked myself with a champagne bottle once.
That's very very dangerous - think of vacuum formation and suckage...
I was way too drunk to care. And it's not like it went in big end first, nor did it go very far. Sheesh!
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Fuzzy wrote:I don't really want to say what in detail, but it involved popsickles, let your imagination fill in the rest. Note this was with girlfriend, not self. I don't go for the real kinky stuff.
You know... Some girls don't like cold objects placed down there...
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innerbrat wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote: I fucked myself with a champagne bottle once.
That's very very dangerous - think of vacuum formation and suckage...
Dear Frank , that was a VERY VERY dangerous thing to do......especially as I'm assuming the bottel was empty and you are male. Had you generated suction in the bottel a portion if your rectum or lower intestine could have been lodged inside the bottel , leading to a possible tear that could have easily killed you. If you have an intrest in anal play , visit your local toy shop and purchase some real toys and lube before you harm yourself in ways that will be difficult to explain.
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Sokar wrote:
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Frank Hipper wrote: I fucked myself with a champagne bottle once.
That's very very dangerous - think of vacuum formation and suckage...
Dear Frank , that was a VERY VERY dangerous thing to do......especially as I'm assuming the bottel was empty and you are male. Had you generated suction in the bottel a portion if your rectum or lower intestine could have been lodged inside the bottel , leading to a possible tear that could have easily killed you. If you have an intrest in anal play , visit your local toy shop and purchase some real toys and lube before you harm yourself in ways that will be difficult to explain.
Believe me, it will NEVER happen again! I've can't believe I did it in the first place, and I have never told a single, solitary soul about it 'til now. The whole (or should I say hole? :D ) incident lasted less than 5 minutes, and was induced by drunken stupidity.
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*pats frank on the back* Just dont do that again, if you die we would miss you
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:*pats frank on the back* Just dont do that again, if you die we would miss you
Oh, I won't be going anywhere soon due to stupid acts, I think. I'm a growed up 35 year old, and I've sown about all the wild oats I can think of.

And a super muchas-gracias, Mr. Denryle, I feel all warm and tingly inside. Truthfully! :D
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Frank Hipper wrote:
innerbrat wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote: I fucked myself with a champagne bottle once.
That's very very dangerous - think of vacuum formation and suckage...
I was way too drunk to care. And it's not like it went in big end first, nor did it go very far. Sheesh!
neck first is the dangerous end - the open end is the one that causes suckage. Put one in your mouht, suck and try to remove it, then you'll see what happens if your muscles get too firm a hold, or alternatively, stick youtr finger in a smaller bottle and pull....

And Rob, did you not see the trouble that caused in the other thread?
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And Rob, did you not see the trouble that caused in the other thread?
What, me? Err which thread, I'm in a few. :wink:
And me being cheeky with a throwaway comment is hardly the end of the world (or it would have ended years ago.), just tell me to fuck off, be cheeky back or just sigh and ignore me. :wink:
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Rob Wilson wrote:
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And Rob, did you not see the trouble that caused in the other thread?
What, me? Err which thread, I'm in a few. :wink:
And me being cheeky with a throwaway comment is hardly the end of the world (or it would have ended years ago.), just tell me to fuck off, be cheeky back or just sigh and ignore me. :wink:
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I'm not telling on this one, either...
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I guess it would have to be the time I was in a hospitle I had gotten a bit messed up so me and this gal was in there snuck off for some the public washroom.
Had a threeway with a gal and her boyfriend, I have never in my life heard a woman scream as loudly as she did.
There was the time I had some branding irons hand cuff a rose some chipped ice and a hack saw however the lady that was going to play chickened out.

Then I was to busy trying to stay alive to be fooling around now I'm looking for a lady but so far all I have meet are some realy nasty hose bags that I would not ever take a swip at with a 100ft iron pole.
It makes you wonder where the hell all the good ladies have gotten to.
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