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Subnormal wrote::oops: I never did it, and never intended to, just wondering if there were any sick people who did it or thought it was kinky. I don't. I think it's disqusting. I only have sex and had sex with humans, I was wondering if there were any beastality sickos out there.
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aerius wrote:
Subnormal wrote::oops: I never did it, and never intended to, just wondering if there were any sick people who did it or thought it was kinky. I don't. I think it's disqusting. I only have sex and had sex with humans, I was wondering if there were any beastality sickos out there.
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LOL !! Thats funny........
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Damn thats funny
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Go me I missed out.

I PREFER Hispanic guys with big muscles and goatees and black hair and black eyes.

I HAVE a really good guy that is white, with brown hair and green eyes, and not necessarily the most muscular body ever.

I REALLY like straight, white teeth and sharp canines (for purpose of nibbling and biting). I also like clawing, to an extent.
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aerius wrote:
Subnormal wrote::oops: I never did it, and never intended to, just wondering if there were any sick people who did it or thought it was kinky. I don't. I think it's disqusting. I only have sex and had sex with humans, I was wondering if there were any beastality sickos out there.
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verilon wrote:Go me I missed out.

I PREFER Hispanic guys with big muscles and goatees and black hair and black eyes.

I HAVE a really good guy that is white, with brown hair and green eyes, and not necessarily the most muscular body ever.

I REALLY like straight, white teeth and sharp canines (for purpose of nibbling and biting). I also like clawing, to an extent.
Guess I'm totally off your map then..... damn LOL
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I like watching women fight and wrestle.

That's my big fetish.

Like mixed fighting too.

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i´ve seen a porn site dedicated to the fetish of people CARRYING other people around????? :?: :?: :?:
what the hell is that?
"oh, yes, carry her into the living room, baby! drop her on the floor! YES!!! pick her up again and cary her outside, no wait into the dining, AAAAAH! i´m comming....."
that´s perhaps the... most uncomprehensible fetish i´ve ever heard of.
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A friend of mine found a website dedicated to 9/11 porn. :x It consisted of scenes of the WTC collapse interspersed with footage of a chick jerking a guy off. That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:Chastity belts can be amusing in the extreme....
[Cut to hot chick wearing an Everlast chastity belt, with a guy standing on top trying to use a jackhammer to break through]
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Crayz9000 wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:Chastity belts can be amusing in the extreme....
[Cut to hot chick wearing an Everlast chastity belt, with a guy standing on top trying to use a jackhammer to break through]
luckily she´s still got a mouth.
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salm wrote:i´ve seen a porn site dedicated to the fetish of people CARRYING other people around????? :?: :?: :?:
what the hell is that?
"oh, yes, carry her into the living room, baby! drop her on the floor! YES!!! pick her up again and cary her outside, no wait into the dining, AAAAAH! i´m comming....."
that´s perhaps the... most uncomprehensible fetish i´ve ever heard of.
I think the 'crush' videos are a lot more uncomprehensible. At least the carrying-people thing has a bit of romance to it. Killing small critters with high-heeled shoes is not even remotely sexy in any way. Bleh.
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Zaia wrote:
salm wrote:i´ve seen a porn site dedicated to the fetish of people CARRYING other people around????? :?: :?: :?:
what the hell is that?
"oh, yes, carry her into the living room, baby! drop her on the floor! YES!!! pick her up again and cary her outside, no wait into the dining, AAAAAH! i´m comming....."
that´s perhaps the... most uncomprehensible fetish i´ve ever heard of.
I think the 'crush' videos are a lot more uncomprehensible. At least the carrying-people thing has a bit of romance to it. Killing small critters with high-heeled shoes is not even remotely sexy in any way. Bleh.
the crushing is definately weirder and, argh, fucking evil! but while i can not understand it, it seems that pain and the domination comming with it, is a major turn on for not that few people.
but what the fuck is carrying people around??? you said it has some romance to it, well, i´ll admit that, but if romance is a turn on for a person there are a lot other more romantic (this might only be my opinion) situations. i´m not bothered by it. people can carry each other around and wank to it as much as they want to. i just find it uncomprehensible.
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I guess, going back on topic...

Long hair.
Redheads and blondes. I can't stand bleached and dyed fakes, though.
Medium-sized breasts. (Once breast size goes beyond a certain point, it becomes repulsive.)
Some bush, but if it looks like jungle underbrush... somebody needs to get trimmed.
Freckles (in moderation)...

Basically, I guess you could say that I despise the artificial look (not to say I'm a hippie or anything). There's just something un-sexy I find about loads of makeup and perfume, or girls who think that their breasts are too small and fill them with silicone, or hair that looks like it was taken from one of those department-store mannequins.

Honestly, I've never understood some fetishes, like Goth or schoolgirl fetishes. Why would I want to date a chick who looks like a fricking vampire? I don't care how sexy she is; if she's coated in enough makeup and perfume to kill a Gundark, I don't want to even be near her.
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Frank Hipper wrote:A friend of mine found a website dedicated to 9/11 porn. :x It consisted of scenes of the WTC collapse interspersed with footage of a chick jerking a guy off. That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
That sounds familiar.
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Crayz9000 wrote:I guess, going back on topic...

Long hair.
Redheads and blondes. I can't stand bleached and dyed fakes, though.
Medium-sized breasts. (Once breast size goes beyond a certain point, it becomes repulsive.)
Some bush, but if it looks like jungle underbrush... somebody needs to get trimmed.
Freckles (in moderation)...

Basically, I guess you could say that I despise the artificial look (not to say I'm a hippie or anything). There's just something un-sexy I find about loads of makeup and perfume, or girls who think that their breasts are too small and fill them with silicone, or hair that looks like it was taken from one of those department-store mannequins.

Honestly, I've never understood some fetishes, like Goth or schoolgirl fetishes. Why would I want to date a chick who looks like a fricking vampire? I don't care how sexy she is; if she's coated in enough makeup and perfume to kill a Gundark, I don't want to even be near her.
In other words, you'd really like me....
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Enola Straight wrote:Cigarette holders.

At least as long as a No.2 pencil, but not longer than a foot (to awkward).

Thin, shiny, jet-black, fish-tail mouthpice and flare for the ciggy.

She raises the holder up to her red, voluptuous lips to draw, and holds the smoke ball at her lips for a moment before snap-inhaling, and blowing a long stream of white smoke...dah-ling.
Personally I'd rather not kiss someone wo just had tar go down her throat. I don't see how you can find it even vaguely erotic. BUt then again that's just me.
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Straha wrote:
Enola Straight wrote:Cigarette holders.

At least as long as a No.2 pencil, but not longer than a foot (to awkward).

Thin, shiny, jet-black, fish-tail mouthpice and flare for the ciggy.

She raises the holder up to her red, voluptuous lips to draw, and holds the smoke ball at her lips for a moment before snap-inhaling, and blowing a long stream of white smoke...dah-ling.
Personally I'd rather not kiss someone wo just had tar go down her throat. I don't see how you can find it even vaguely erotic. BUt then again that's just me.
that´s true. unless you´re drunk i recomend smoking a cigarette yourself before kissing a smoker.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:In other words, you'd really like me....
I suppose that if you were a girl, then yeah, maybe I'd be interested. :D
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Straha wrote:
Enola Straight wrote:Cigarette holders.

At least as long as a No.2 pencil, but not longer than a foot (to awkward).

Thin, shiny, jet-black, fish-tail mouthpice and flare for the ciggy.

She raises the holder up to her red, voluptuous lips to draw, and holds the smoke ball at her lips for a moment before snap-inhaling, and blowing a long stream of white smoke...dah-ling.
Personally I'd rather not kiss someone wo just had tar go down her throat. I don't see how you can find it even vaguely erotic. BUt then again that's just me.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Straha wrote: Personally I'd rather not kiss someone wo just had tar go down her throat. I don't see how you can find it even vaguely erotic. BUt then again that's just me.
Thank you.
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XaLEv wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:A friend of mine found a website dedicated to 9/11 porn. :x It consisted of scenes of the WTC collapse interspersed with footage of a chick jerking a guy off. That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
That sounds familiar.
I'm not clicking that link, no way! *covers eyes* :D
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I've kissed smokers ... it really doesn't taste any different. Well, I guess it would if she's been smoking since she was 6 or something. Hell, non-smokers have kissed me without complaint, although I have recently quit.
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