Funniest Darkstar quotes

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-06 04:53pm

TheDarkling wrote:
01-06-03: Well, that settles it. Mike Wong is a childish twit, most deserving of the "huge gaping vagina" title given to him previously. Why? As irony would have it, he rigged a redirect script so that anyone clicking on a link from here to any page of www.stardestroyer.net would find themselves at "porno.com". How utterly fitting for one so huge and gaping.
Since most links from here were part of deconstructions of his many Rabid Warsie lies, I must assume Wong is scared to death of letting his stupidity be bared for all to see. Out of respect for his inferiority complex, I have removed all links to his site except the one above.
Special thanks to the alert reader to e-mailed me regarding Wong's childish maneuver.
That true?

Well duh, what do you expect will happen when you steal someone else bandwith and files without permission?
Possibly something worse

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-01-06 05:59pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
TheDarkling wrote:While I wouldn't have linked to porno.com if Darkstar was stealing bandwidth without permission then he hasn't really got a leg to stand on.
Well we're talking about Wong here

Yeah, hence why I'm suprised.

I expected goatse, tubgirl, or pics from that "art" of a guy eating a baby that happened in the UK.

Porno.com seems unusually tame.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-06 06:29pm

Please kill this thread. Reading DarkStar quotes is about as fun as repeatedly jamming an icepick into my groin, and less productive.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-06 08:47pm

Incidentally, DorkStar has repeatedly stolen bandwidth from NUMEROUS sites. I was just uncovering a few of them, while I was making my rounds of his website for the rebuttal, and I came across him stealing bandwidth from both Mike Wong and Wayne Poe, and shamlessly pilfered images without accredidation from Trek5.com.

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-01-07 04:09am

Though the non-canon Expanded Universe has graced us with such terms as "Solar Ionization" or "Hypermatter" reactors, the canon ANH novelisation puts the issue to rest when describing the Death Star's explosion: "Space filled temporarily with trillions of microscopic metal fragments, propelled past the retreating ships by the liberated energy of a small artificial sun." Strangely, the power of the Empire appears to be based on simple fusion. Even more strangely, their power distribution appears to be simple electricity via conductive wires, based on myriad references in the ANH novel, and Han's attempted "hot-wire" in RoTJ. This may also explain the use of ion cannons.

this is the funny ass line that states Star wars ships use "Simple Electricity."

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-01-07 10:35am

TheDarkling wrote:While I wouldn't have linked to porno.com if Darkstar was stealing bandwidth without permission then he hasn't really got a leg to stand on.

I agree. Goatse.cx would have been far more appropriate.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-01-07 10:49pm

Here's one off of SB.com:

"Rumor has it that I have to go kick Ossus's ass on SD.Net. Let's just agree to disagree on this one. Or, at the very least, how about a break until his beating is complete?"

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-07 11:33pm

Northern Huntsman's "you should all be more polite" bullshit thread hijacking attempt has been split to the "Miss Manners Defends Darkstar" thread. Further attempts to hijack the thread will be dealt with severely.

Ryoga · Post by **Ryoga** » 2003-01-10 10:01am

What about my general-purpose idiot reply form? I think that says everything you need to know about DarkStar.

Seele · Post by **Seele** » 2003-01-10 04:29pm

Well, back on topic. I had a brief exchange with DS on Spacebattles not to long ago (which was just asking his logic, which I knew he didn't have any, just had to ask for myself and to get a funny responce.)

http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... genumber=3

His responce had this little nugget that i found simply funny.

quote:
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How do you justify all these people simply not believing in you?
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Easy: I don't care. That's another thing that unnerves people about me, I think. They find it incomprehensible that I put up with the abuse, and return fire against every silly counterargument. They literally don't understand what is going on in my mind

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-10 04:39pm

jegs2 wrote:Here's one off of SB.com:

"Rumor has it that I have to go kick Ossus's ass on SD.Net. Let's just agree to disagree on this one. Or, at the very least, how about a break until his beating is complete?"

Who said that? Was that really DarkStar? What's he trying to do? Is he just trying to call hiatus on a debate he's having with another poster there, so he can concentrate on me?

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-01-10 04:40pm

They literally don't understand what is going on in my mind.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-10 04:45pm

DumbShit wrote:Easy: I don't care. That's another thing that unnerves people about me, I think. They find it incomprehensible that I put up with the abuse, and return fire against every silly counterargument. They literally don't understand what is going on in my mind

The thing about this is, he's lying. He MUST care what other people think of his bullshit arguments, or he wouldn't have thrown such a fit when I put up my rebuttal. Even if he were just trying to prevent me from "spreading bullshit" about the web, he wouldn't go around launching blatant ad hominem attacks against Mike Wong and me. I'm sorry but, what he's doing right now on his website can ONLY be described as posturing and chest-beating.

There is other evidence that he cares a great deal about what people think of him (hence his "Feedback" page), but in all honesty that could be explained away in other ways, and is only circumstantial. What he's doing now, though, is completely irrevocable evidence that he's been lying every time he pulled his bullshit "Since I don't care what people think of me, they will necessarily think I'm wrong," argument, or dismissed the massive public-opinion that is clearly running against him.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-01-10 05:51pm

What's even funnier is that he revealed his own "secret identity" in the
process . . . he's been sneaking around as AdmiralKanos all this time.
Hmm . . . might have to go poking around in the threads to see how many
times he mysteriously agreed with himself.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-10 05:52pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:What's even funnier is that he revealed his own "secret identity" in the
process . . . he's been sneaking around as AdmiralKanos all this time.
Hmm . . . might have to go poking around in the threads to see how many
times he mysteriously agreed with himself.

That was HILARIOUS! I can't believe he did that!

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-01-10 05:57pm

Yep. DS sure does have some excellent detective skills. BTW is just limited to things Dorkstar has said or can we post things said about him as well?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-10 05:58pm

2000AD wrote:Yep. DS sure does have some excellent detective skills. BTW is just limited to things Dorkstar has said or can we post things said about him as well?

This is just what he said. You may start your own thread with the insults hurled at him over the course of his stay here, but put it in the HoS.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-10 06:13pm

I like this one:

DumbShit wrote:In short, Wong, Poe, and similar cretins are people of disturbingly low moral character. Wong says that he doesn't feel maturity is necessary in Vs. debates . . . well, he and idiots like him don't have to abandon ethics, too.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-10 06:18pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
DumbShit wrote:Easy: I don't care. That's another thing that unnerves people about me, I think. They find it incomprehensible that I put up with the abuse, and return fire against every silly counterargument. They literally don't understand what is going on in my mind
The thing about this is, he's lying. He MUST care what other people think of his bullshit arguments, or he wouldn't have thrown such a fit when I put up my rebuttal. Even if he were just trying to prevent me from "spreading bullshit" about the web, he wouldn't go around launching blatant ad hominem attacks against Mike Wong and me. I'm sorry but, what he's doing right now on his website can ONLY be described as posturing and chest-beating.

There is other evidence that he cares a great deal about what people think of him (hence his "Feedback" page), but in all honesty that could be explained away in other ways, and is only circumstantial. What he's doing now, though, is completely irrevocable evidence that he's been lying every time he pulled his bullshit "Since I don't care what people think of me, they will necessarily think I'm wrong," argument, or dismissed the massive public-opinion that is clearly running against him.

I think this needs to go in the Dumbstar refutation pages.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-16 01:00am

I've been reading through Mike's debate with DarkStar to get some more funny quotes. Here are some of my favorites:

Lucas says the EU is a parallel universe and outside his little universe.

Once again, I intend to reply to the on-topic matters. All else is irrelevant.

"Superlaser Effect" is the accepted term.

[After Mike correctly pointed out that Anderson's dismissal of one statement by saying "emphasis yours" was a red-herring.]

Misquotations have no place in rational debate. As before, it was a correction, and not a claim as to the truth or falsehood of your arguments, nor was it an attempt to divert attention from the topic at hand.

[Just rebutting another of Mike's correct designations of Anderson's various logical fallacies.]Incorrect.

Unlike the Lucas/LFL Canon Policy, Star Trek's canon policy clearly places the previous series within the realm of canon
fact.

Flagrantly untrue.

[And, earlier in the debate, Anderson said this:]

Similarly, claims against your opponent, such as "gratuitous red-herring attacks", are also irrelevant, and have no place in what is ostensibly a rational discussion.

[Later:] Blatantly, scandalously untrue.

[And still later:] I suggest you drop your red herring accusation of dishonesty . . . it is blatantly untrue.

[And later still:]Still flagrantly untrue.

That makes no sense whatsoever. If the EU is a parallel universe, it is not only separate . . . it is different.

Providing counterarguments for all possible misinterpretations of the quote is not a red herring, nor is it a straw man. It is a pre-emptive strike...

I do not admit what is not true.

I really don't understand why the disagreement continues.

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2003-01-16 05:08am

Guardian2000 on ASVS 04/27/00 wrote:
Were I one to talk trash, I'd say that, based on what I've seen,
they won't even make me break a sweat. However, not being one
to talk trash, I'll just request that I be given opportunity to
reply to the messages and not be discounted/ignored due to
superior numbers of opponents.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-01-16 05:32am

Unfortunately I missed Darkstar's debute and his "glorious" parade with his ultimate theories to enlighten us all...

What's the first thing that comes in your mind when someone say: "Darkstar"?

That loser scientist-boy with his oversized head from the Dexter's Laboratory cartoon.
Even his nick is the same: Dorkstar...

Xisiqomelir · Post by **Xisiqomelir** » 2003-01-16 09:51am

DarkStar wrote: As has been noted repeatedly by a certain individual, I am often the whipping-boy who is not to be listened to for any reason.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-17 01:45am

[Note: Accidental thread hijacking has been moved here.]

Joe Richter · Post by **Joe Richter** » 2003-01-17 08:03pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:What's even funnier is that he revealed his own "secret identity" in the
process . . . he's been sneaking around as AdmiralKanos all this time.
Hmm . . . might have to go poking around in the threads to see how many
times he mysteriously agreed with himself.

I was under the impression that the Admiralkanos account was a Wong alter ego?

Am I wrong?

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