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Post by XaLEv »

Since I don't recall seeing any threads on this subject...

Tell us how big your clit/dick/tits are.

I am the proud locomotion/sustenance vehicle of a penis with an average erection of 4.5 inches length and 5 inches circumference.
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As I said before, I don't like being one of the first ones to reply to these threads.

BTW, :lol: :roll: :lol:
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I think mayhaps this thread might be a wee bit too much of what we like to call "TMI! TMI!"
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XaLEv wrote:
Dalton wrote:I think mayhaps this thread might be a wee bit too much of what we like to call "TMI! TMI!"
Really? Usually, with threads like this, no one says TMI until after Einy posts.
Point.

Haven't measured lately. See, I have self-confidence :)
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As of last measurement(a good two years ago in High School), 8.5 inches long, 6 around.
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Hobbes wrote:You sad pathetic sci-fi nerds comparing dick size. I bet all of you have chodes!
Only one of us, so far. :wink:
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Hobbes wrote:You sad pathetic sci-fi nerds comparing dick size. I bet all of you have chodes!
How sad that you come here and realize you don't even manage an inch.
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I, also, have never measured. But the shit is big.
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Lucky that I'm not a sci-fi nerd and actually a troll hanging around inflating his post count.
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ArmorPierce wrote:Lucky that I'm not a sci-fi nerd and actually a troll hanging around inflating his post count.
Ironic...
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Um, when I was, like, 12, it was around 6 inches erected. Dunno how long it is now.
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I think the point of this thread is useless as more than few people will probably end up lying about the size. Maybe a poll would work out better.
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HemlockGrey wrote:Um, when I was, like, 12, it was around 6 inches erected. Dunno how long it is now.
...after Mr. Kitty cat took a chunk out of it. :mrgreen: ImageImage:mrgreen:
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I generally don't whip a ruler out when I get a hard on. I have other things on my mind.
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ArmorPierce wrote:I think the point of this thread is useless as more than few people will probably end up lying about the size. Maybe a poll would work out better.
How would having a poll prevent people from lying? A poll could very well encourage it as people can give answers anonymously.

Besides, this thread isn't about just penis size, though I suppose a poll could be made which covers the whole thing.
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I am reminded of a pair of characters we had on our bi-weekly entertainment show at Hofstra. PSOs Girthy and Long, commenting on the Public Safety briefs in that week's newspaper :D
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They would lie in the first place to make themselves look bigger. When done anonymously there is no reason to lie.
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Never measured the circumfrence, but I'm an average 6 inches long.
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Same here, Women is easy to tell(Its a nessicty to know) Men... Well unless its unsualy small/large most men don't measure though they think everyone else does

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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Mine's 8 inches long, 2 inches wide, and cut. My pubes are red and trimmed too...
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

About 9" long (sometimes a little over sometimes a little less....depending on how motivated I am at the time :lol: ) I've never bothered measuring the circumfrence bit it is fairly thick (I'll see about doing that whenever I find a tape measure)....

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Mine's 8 inches long, 2 inches wide, and cut. My pubes are red and trimmed too...
That sounds more realistic that whoever said they were 8 1/2 inches long as 6 inches wide.........

*scratches head* Unless I'm just verrrrrrrrry naive....... *raises eyebrows* Somehow, I don't think so. That's a full half a foot wide. Methinks: ow. :?
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OooooooooKaaaay now... :shock:
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Zaia wrote: *scratches head* Unless I'm just verrrrrrrrry naive....... *raises eyebrows* Somehow, I don't think so. That's a full half a foot wide. Methinks: ow. :?
That was Nitram, and he said around, not wide. Circumference, you know.
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