Religion that appeals to you?

metavac · Post by **metavac** » 2007-07-10 09:58pm

General Zod wrote:Judaism would be somewhat tolerable if they could get over their penis mutilation fetish.

You're not cut? Dude, your missing out. It makes all the difference.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2007-07-10 10:00pm

metavac wrote:
General Zod wrote:Judaism would be somewhat tolerable if they could get over their penis mutilation fetish.
You're not cut? Dude, your missing out. It makes all the difference.

If I could make the choice between my foreskin and my glans getting caught in a zip, I know which I'd choose.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-07-10 10:01pm

metavac wrote:
General Zod wrote:Judaism would be somewhat tolerable if they could get over their penis mutilation fetish.
You're not cut? Dude, your missing out. It makes all the difference.

I take it you haven't bothered reading any of the circumcision threads posted on the board at all? But thanks for showing that you're a complete retard nonetheless.

metavac · Post by **metavac** » 2007-07-10 10:03pm

Rye wrote:To quote from Vinz Klortho:

Haha. I just wasted five minutes looking this quote up.

Justforfun000 · Post by **Justforfun000** » 2007-07-13 05:07pm

I'd take any religion that would guarantee me continuing existence after I die. Hell, what else is worth it? It's the only thing that religion really has going for it. Without that promise, it's completely fucking worthless.

The Grim Squeaker · Post by **The Grim Squeaker** » 2007-07-13 05:41pm

Deist modified Judaism, Reformed Judaism, Pantheism or "the Truth" (See "The Algebraist"

).

Post by **K. A. Pital** » 2007-07-14 12:52am

I'd take nothing. Converting into any sort of religion sounds just wrong to me.

Mild deism perhaps. At most.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2007-07-15 04:42am

Probably some flavor of Wicca. I rather like the Threefold Rule and the Wiccan rede as general guide posts in life and even though I'm pretty sure that there's nothing to any of it (I've never seen any evidence for it) I've always been fascinated by mysticism and magic and it might be all the fantasy novels I've read but I just think the world would be a better place with a little magic in it.

Feil · Post by **Feil** » 2007-07-15 09:26am

Jedi (post Skywalker Reformation). All the magic powers, no soul-eating demons, and no persnickety deities. And you get to afterlive as a blue glowie, which isn't that bad, considering. And the Force philosophy of Life, the Universe and Everything conforms nicely to my predilection for animism and pantheism. Was there ever a contest?

Mr. T · Post by **Mr. T** » 2007-07-15 10:46am

No religion appeals to me. I assume responsibility for my future, my accomplishments and failures, I'm not going to pin the blame on a sky pixie.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2007-07-15 12:23pm

If I had to switch religion from Catholicism and remain religious, I would try to go to some vague pantheism with humanistic ethics.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2007-07-15 04:07pm

In response to the Openning Post of this thread... I personally find being a Pastafarian a very agreable Religion.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-07-15 04:15pm

Feil wrote:Jedi (post Skywalker Reformation). All the magic powers, no soul-eating demons, and no persnickety deities. And you get to afterlive as a blue glowie, which isn't that bad, considering. And the Force philosophy of Life, the Universe and Everything conforms nicely to my predilection for animism and pantheism. Was there ever a contest?

I'm not sure about the soul-eating demons part. I mean, you've got the Sith to deal with.