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Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-09 05:38pm

*Checks ski's conditions at Mt. Erubres*
*Watches as the now fixed dog Cerebrus chases after snowballs thrown by the Imps*
*Notices that all the snow in Hell is yellow*
*Eww*

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-09 05:53pm

Welcome to SD net, may your stay here be long and profitable!

I request that you off the pissant "Mike_6002" in one of your fanfics
in your messiest most horrible way...and by that, I mean in a way
that will have all of us having nightmares, and trying to remember
RayCav's porn fanfic in order to keep our sanity.

As to the mods, I don't care if that's what he wants...he has besmirched
my name with his mindless suckupdom, therefore I want him killed.

And if any of you mods edits my post, I will have your fucking heads on a
stake for fucking with my post. I will have my revenge on that worthless
pissbucket Mike_6002.

Don't worry. We'd kind of like the same thing. Er, right. Head in a bucket of acid sort of thing?

I however, won't sully my core fanfics (IP, DIV, PC, etc) with his crap.
He will star in a joint SHEP/LT fanfic that will be remembered
for it's goriness as long as SD net lives...

He must DIE for hurting my reputation. If anyone is going to ruin my reputation
here, it's going to be ME ME ME and ME alone, not some fucktard poseur wannabe.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2003-01-09 06:07pm

MKSheppard wrote:

Welcome to SD net, may your stay here be long and profitable!

I request that you off the pissant "Mike_6002" in one of your fanfics
in your messiest most horrible way...and by that, I mean in a way
that will have all of us having nightmares, and trying to remember
RayCav's porn fanfic in order to keep our sanity.

As to the mods, I don't care if that's what he wants...he has besmirched
my name with his mindless suckupdom, therefore I want him killed.

And if any of you mods edits my post, I will have your fucking heads on a
stake for fucking with my post. I will have my revenge on that worthless
pissbucket Mike_6002.

I however, won't sully my core fanfics (IP, DIV, PC, etc) with his crap.
He will star in a joint SHEP/LT fanfic that will be remembered
for it's goriness as long as SD net lives...

He must DIE for hurting my reputation. If anyone is going to ruin my reputation
here, it's going to be ME ME ME and ME alone, not some fucktard poseur wannabe.

....................................................................................I'm glad they don't let you have guns anymore

Edited out half the dots. There's a little thing we like putting in our posts here. It's called "Mr. White Space." He's your friend! ~Dalton.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-09 06:09pm

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote: ......................................................................................
..............................................................................................................................I'm glad they don't let you have guns anymore :
wink:

That's what you get when you're born with an Irish Temper....I have a slow
fuze, but once it's lit, hoo boy, you better get the fuck away from me!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-10 05:48pm

The stars are right, The L.T. has arrived, All praise the squidgod of the Sith.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-10 07:34pm

Um, hi, what's up, want some chile?

Should I know this person...?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-10 07:38pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Um, hi, what's up, want some chile?

Should I know this person...?

Who are you referring to?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-10 07:39pm

This Lt. Hit-Man fellow.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-10 07:45pm

HemlockGrey wrote:This Lt. Hit-Man fellow.

Just shut up man.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-10 07:46pm

WTF? Why? Have I broken some Unspeakable Rule? Is he one of the Elder Gods? I want to know who the fuck he is, and the only thing I've learned so far is that he is a superb author.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-10 07:52pm

HemlockGrey wrote:WTF? Why? Have I broken some Unspeakable Rule? Is he one of the Elder Gods? I want to know who the fuck he is, and the only thing I've learned so far is that he is a superb author.

Sorry, I thought you were just being an asshole. Yeah, he's a living legend more or less, though some haven't heard of him. Don't sweat it.

D.Turtle · Post by **D.Turtle** » 2003-01-10 07:57pm

HemlockGrey: If you want to know who Lt. Hitman is, check the Fanfic Archive. There is a whole section just for him. Needless to say, the Fanfics are all very bloody and graphic. Imagine Darth Maul on a sadistic streak, with the Force Powers of Yoda and the Empreror combined. Then you might get an idea of what LT.Hitman is like - on a good day.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-01-10 08:34pm

Missed
Hello HemlockGrey you want to know about me?
Ok that's cool I'm just a guy who enjoys writing colorful SW vs ST fics, blood red that is.

I also have been known from time to time review fan fics and grade them and leaving a few tons of dead bodies along the way.
So there you have that story behind me
LT.Hit-Man.

To everyone eles that droped me a line in this post hello and how are you doing?
One question though who is this Mike that has given everyone here a twisted nicker fit?
I can't seem to find anything on him.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-01-11 03:48am

Missed
Hello HemlockGrey you want to know about me?
Ok that's cool I'm just a guy who enjoys writing colorful SW vs ST fics, blood red that is.

He was banned for sending death threats to DarkStar/Guardian2k/Robert Scott Anderson.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-11 04:32am

LT.Hit-Man wrote:Hello all.
Good to see you Sheppard, Dalton.
LT.Hit-Man

Hello. Don't know you. *bite* Welcome to SD.Net, enjoy your stay!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-11 05:05am

verilon wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:Hello all.
Good to see you Sheppard, Dalton.
LT.Hit-Man
Hello. Don't know you. *bite* Welcome to SD.Net, enjoy your stay!

Watch it Ver, don't bite him you might catch rabies, or worse.

Well to paraphrase Stormbringer (The Sword, not the denizen)

"He's far more evil then thou"

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-11 06:09am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
verilon wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:Hello all.
Good to see you Sheppard, Dalton.
LT.Hit-Man
Hello. Don't know you. *bite* Welcome to SD.Net, enjoy your stay!
Watch it Ver, don't bite him you might catch rabies, or worse.

Well to paraphrase Stormbringer (The Sword, not the denizen)

"He's far more evil then thou"

And he gets Verilonitis. Your point? Oh, and I am already plenty evil. More evil than you. I may have to battle him on that one, though.....

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-01-11 07:19am

And he gets Verilonitis. Your point? Oh, and I am already plenty evil. More evil than you. I may have to battle him on that one, though.....

Actually you're one of the most un-evil persons I know.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-11 07:37am

*Looks at the no0b*

Requisite gruesome death... Check.
Requisite flirting with chick... Check.
Requisite promise of death and vengeance... Check.

Well it seems we have the real LT here. Welcome, LT. Hope you enjoy your stay here. I like your work, bring it on.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-11 08:18am

Cpt_Frank wrote:
And he gets Verilonitis. Your point? Oh, and I am already plenty evil. More evil than you. I may have to battle him on that one, though.....
Actually you're one of the most un-evil persons I know.

It surprises me that you don't know me well enough. Hell, I was a telemarketer for two weeks, and now I am going for a job at AOL.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-01-11 09:00am

verilon wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:
And he gets Verilonitis. Your point? Oh, and I am already plenty evil. More evil than you. I may have to battle him on that one, though.....
Actually you're one of the most un-evil persons I know.
It surprises me that you don't know me well enough. Hell, I was a telemarketer for two weeks, and now I am going for a job at AOL.

Ah I see.
Hmm I guess that qualifies you at least for the top ten evil board denizens.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-11 09:11am

Cpt_Frank wrote:Ah I see.
Hmm I guess that qualifies you at least for the top ten evil board denizens.

I guess you don't know of my "evil" (yes, the word in kanjii) tattoo on my neck, my gothiness, my homosexuality, bloodlust, vampirism, gothiness, etc....

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-11 09:29am

verilon wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ah I see.
Hmm I guess that qualifies you at least for the top ten evil board denizens.
I guess you don't know of my "evil" (yes, the word in kanjii) tattoo on my neck, my gothiness, my homosexuality, bloodlust, vampirism, gothiness, etc....

Yeah, but you whine a lot too

Compared to the LT you're a lightweight.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-11 09:32am

Dalton wrote:
verilon wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ah I see.
Hmm I guess that qualifies you at least for the top ten evil board denizens.
I guess you don't know of my "evil" (yes, the word in kanjii) tattoo on my neck, my gothiness, my homosexuality, bloodlust, vampirism, gothiness, etc....
Yeah, but you whine a lot too

Compared to the LT you're a lightweight.

Whine a lot compared to a lot of people, BUT you also have to consider ppd as compared to everyone elses, and then take the per capita. About the same. Same for spam.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-01-11 09:33am

verilon wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ah I see.
Hmm I guess that qualifies you at least for the top ten evil board denizens.
I guess you don't know of my "evil" (yes, the word in kanjii) tattoo on my neck, my gothiness, my homosexuality, bloodlust, vampirism, gothiness, etc....

While those things are impressive, they're still not as evil as the things the LT has done. You need to read his fics.

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