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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Zaia wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Mine's 8 inches long, 2 inches wide, and cut. My pubes are red and trimmed too...
That sounds more realistic that whoever said they were 8 1/2 inches long as 6 inches wide.........

*scratches head* Unless I'm just verrrrrrrrry naive....... *raises eyebrows* Somehow, I don't think so. That's a full half a foot wide. Methinks: ow. :?
I think it was 6" inch circumfrence rather than wide....
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Mine's 8 inches long, 2 inches wide, and cut. My pubes are red and trimmed too...
Hmmmm...
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Zaia wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Mine's 8 inches long, 2 inches wide, and cut. My pubes are red and trimmed too...
That sounds more realistic that whoever said they were 8 1/2 inches long as 6 inches wide.........

*scratches head* Unless I'm just verrrrrrrrry naive....... *raises eyebrows* Somehow, I don't think so. That's a full half a foot wide. Methinks: ow. :?
Around, not wide. Good gods, I'd never get my pants on if it was 6 WIDE!
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SirNitram wrote:Around, not wide. Good gods, I'd never get my pants on if it was 6 WIDE!
Ah, ok. I just kept thinking that it was a mad typo. Sorry for misreading that. :D
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SirNitram wrote:Around, not wide. Good gods, I'd never get my pants on if it was 6 WIDE!
Ah, ok. I just kept thinking that it was a mad typo. Sorry for misreading that. :D
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So, Zaia, are you gonna answer?
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XaLEv wrote:So, Zaia, are you gonna answer?
I don't possess the information required in which to do so. Sorry, dahlink. :wink:
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I don't wear bras so I don't know about breast size :mrgreen:
I'm female so I don't have a penis (duh!)
And I have no idea how the other one's measured, not that I would if I knew! :D
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jmac wrote:I don't wear bras so I don't know about breast size :mrgreen:
I'm female so I don't have a penis (duh!)
And I have no idea how the other one's measured, not that I would if I knew! :D
Oh, crap, I forgot about the breast size one; I was answering about the other one. How would you even--nevermind, I really don't want to know. You'd have to be doing something reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally bad to whip out a ruler then and..yeah....... :D
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I'd estimate my tallywhacker to be about 4 inches limp, and about an inch longer erect. I haven't made exact measurements yet. Of course, I'm still growing, and I drink a lot of Mountain Dew (Doesn't that yellow 5 stuff skrink the penis or something?)
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Keevan_Colton wrote:About 9" long (sometimes a little over sometimes a little less....depending on how motivated I am at the time :lol: ) I've never bothered measuring the circumfrence bit it is fairly thick (I'll see about doing that whenever I find a tape measure)....

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:About 9" long (sometimes a little over sometimes a little less....depending on how motivated I am at the time :lol: ) I've never bothered measuring the circumfrence bit it is fairly thick (I'll see about doing that whenever I find a tape measure)....

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I cant help but think my gf might have something to say..... :D
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm still growing, and I drink a lot of Mountain Dew (Doesn't that yellow 5 stuff skrink the penis or something?)
According to unsubstantiated rumours, drinking Mountain Dew makes you go either sterile or gives you erectile dysfunction, I can't remember which.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:About 9" long (sometimes a little over sometimes a little less....depending on how motivated I am at the time :lol: ) I've never bothered measuring the circumfrence bit it is fairly thick (I'll see about doing that whenever I find a tape measure)....

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I cant help but think my gf might have something to say..... :D
Well I've been wondering that I might be going bi so she can come too.... Does she have A-cups? Any bigger than a B cup and I'm not interested. :)
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Wanna come to my house? :D
*chuckles*
I cant help but think my gf might have something to say..... :D
Well I've been wondering that I might be going bi so she can come too.... Does she have A-cups? Any bigger than a B cup and I'm not interested. :)
I'll need to put the idea to her :D
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Mine is so fucking monsterous, that I have to coil it around my body several times. That's why people think I'm fat.





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Lord Poe wrote:Mine is so fucking monsterous, that I have to coil it around my body several times. That's why people think I'm fat.
So yours is really long, but thin?
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XaLEv wrote:Since I don't recall seeing any threads on this subject...

Tell us how big your clit/dick/tits are.

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You do realize that there will be one of two likely responses:

A) The people who will automatically condemn this thread as pointless/perverted, ignoring the fact that this board has spawned such gems like "Ask Kelly Anything" or "Mary Poppins vs. Trinity."

B) The people, who if they answer, will exaggerate their penis size substantially. We are guys, and this is online, after all. In that vein, I have a 12 inch monster that lurks between my legs. I am also the greatest lover since Casanova. :lol:
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Straha wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Mine is so fucking monsterous, that I have to coil it around my body several times. That's why people think I'm fat.
So yours is really long, but thin?
Hmm like a tentacle? Kojikun would LOVE you!!!!! :twisted:
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XaLEv wrote:Tell us how big your clit/dick/tits are.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Mine's 8 inches long, 2 inches wide, and cut. My pubes are red and trimmed too...
You looked bigger in the pic of you i saw. Hung like a fucking redwood.

Personally i am about 6-7 inches and i never measured the thickness. I may not be that bit but i can lick my own eyebrow.
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A whopping 25" folks. Read em and weep!!!




























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Darth Pounder wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Mine's 8 inches long, 2 inches wide, and cut. My pubes are red and trimmed too...
You looked bigger in the pic of you i saw. Hung like a fucking redwood.

Personally i am about 6-7 inches and i never measured the thickness. I may not be that bit but i can lick my own eyebrow.
Really? I measured 8 inches. Maybe I was using the Microsoft™ Ruler...
Hmm I'd love to sit on your dick and have your tongue in my mouth.....
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7" erect.

Let's see some of you claim I'm such a prude now. :P
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