To ladies: do you give a damn about organ size???

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2003-01-10 07:10pm

I wanted to post this in the organ size thread, but I suspect that you ladies would steer miles away from that, so...

Do you chicks actually bother with dick size? The impression I get is that women normally don't depend that much on dick size for sexual pleasure...is this true, or should I dig out my Swedish Penish Enlargertm

meNNis · Post by **meNNis** » 2003-01-10 07:12pm

*ignored

lolerz

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-10 07:15pm

According to surveys a lil over half of women thinks that dick size means nothing.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-01-10 07:15pm

Do yourself a favor, let a dead thread lie. Especially this one.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-01-10 07:43pm

You know, you *can* say the word 'penis' here.

Penis penis penis.

What a wonderful word. Where's that Monty Python song about the penis...

Hobbes · Post by **Hobbes** » 2003-01-10 07:52pm

Uraniun235 wrote:You know, you *can* say the word 'penis' here.

Penis penis penis.

What a wonderful word. Where's that Monty Python song about the penis...

Here's a little number I tossed of recently in the Carribean...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2003-01-10 08:00pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Do yourself a favor, let a dead thread lie. Especially this one.

And in what way is this thread more offensive/disgusting/pointless than the organ size thread, or even the ejaculation distance thread?

Hobbes · Post by **Hobbes** » 2003-01-10 08:16pm

You see! I'm not a complete heathen!

I love Monty Python too!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-10 08:21pm

Hobbes wrote:You see! I'm not a complete heathen!

I love Monty Python too!

Just aswell....or else........um.....something.....

Keevan
BotM

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-10 09:04pm

I remember a quote from a Gamer girl I met online... "Its not the size that matters, but how you use it."

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-10 09:28pm

kheegan wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Do yourself a favor, let a dead thread lie. Especially this one.
And in what way is this thread more offensive/disgusting/pointless than the organ size thread, or even the ejaculation distance thread?

That's what I was wondering.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-10 09:30pm

Exonerate wrote:I remember a quote from a Gamer girl I met online... "Its not the size that matters, but how you use it."

That, but more than anything, how you feel about the guy. Sorry to get all mushy or girly or whatever, but that's really the determining factor.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-10 09:37pm

Zaia wrote:
Exonerate wrote:I remember a quote from a Gamer girl I met online... "Its not the size that matters, but how you use it."
That, but more than anything, how you feel about the guy. Sorry to get all mushy or girly or whatever, but that's really the determining factor.

Psychological factors.

J · Post by J » 2003-01-10 09:42pm

Exonerate wrote:I remember a quote from a Gamer girl I met online... "Its not the size that matters, but how you use it."

It's true to a large extent, within reason of course. Personally the monster sized or microscopic members are something I'd rather not deal with and find unnerving, but anything reasonably sized is good. Just learn how to use those things will ya?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-10 09:42pm

Exonerate wrote:
Zaia wrote:That, but more than anything, how you feel about the guy. Sorry to get all mushy or girly or whatever, but that's really the determining factor.
Psychological factors.

If you call love a psychological factor, then, yes.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-01-10 09:43pm

Exonerate wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Exonerate wrote:I remember a quote from a Gamer girl I met online... "Its not the size that matters, but how you use it."
That, but more than anything, how you feel about the guy. Sorry to get all mushy or girly or whatever, but that's really the determining factor.
Psychological factors.

She's right, you know... but so is the other one.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-01-10 10:28pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Exonerate wrote:
Zaia wrote: That, but more than anything, how you feel about the guy. Sorry to get all mushy or girly or whatever, but that's really the determining factor.
Psychological factors.
She's right, you know... but so is the other one.

I read Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus a few years ago, and that gave me a lot of insight on how the fairer sex perceives things, which is much differently than do we men. Some of my observations:

1. Women keep mental lists of wrongs committed against them. They may not say anything to a man after the wrong (perceived or otherwise), but they don't forget and will bring up said wrongs at later dates, long after the man has purged said wrong from his memory. On the other hand, a man generally immediately brings up a perceived wrong, seeks a solution, and then forgets about it.

2. When a woman is complaining to her man about how badly her day went, she wants him to listen and understand, not offer recommended solutions or courses of actions (she'll ask for those when she wants them). On the other hand, men do want to hear recommended solutions so they can fix the problem or prevent similar problems from recurring.

There are many more, but those have greatly helped me in my relationship with my wife, although I'm still somewhat of an inconsiderate beast from time to time. But afterall, I am just a man...

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-01-10 10:30pm

You know what realy makes me laugh about the matter of this post is that most guys I know are hung up about the size of there peckers like what the hell.
I'll tell you all something I have never belived that size matter, I'm not the biggest cock on the block but I'm not the smallest eather, I agree that how you use it and the feelings one has for there lover as well as the effort put into making love is what realy matters.

Hell I have meet gals who where all busted up about the size of tits almost as bad if not worse then some of guys I know are about there manhood
What the endless hells is this world coming to?
LT.Hit-Man

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-10 10:34pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote:You know what realy makes me laugh about the matter of this post is that most guys I know are hung up about the size of there peckers like what the hell.
I'll tell you all something I have never belived that size matter, I'm not the biggest cock on the block but I'm not the smallest eather, I agree that how you use it and the feelings one has for there lover as well as the effort put into making love is what realy matters.

Hell I have meet gals who where all busted up about the size of tits almost as bad if not worse then some of guys I know are about there manhood
What the endless hells is this world coming to?
LT.Hit-Man

A sticky end?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-01-10 10:36pm

Actually, women don't have nerves in there beyond three inches upp. So all you really need is three inches and your fine either way. Now how thick you are, that can make a difference.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-01-10 10:49pm

[quote="Keevan_Colton
A sticky end?[/quote]

So long as it ends I do not care what kind of ending it is.

Hehehehe

LT.Hit-Man

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-01-11 01:38am

jmac wrote:
Exonerate wrote:I remember a quote from a Gamer girl I met online... "Its not the size that matters, but how you use it."
It's true to a large extent, within reason of course. Personally the monster sized or microscopic members are something I'd rather not deal with and find unnerving, but anything reasonably sized is good. Just learn how to use those things will ya?

*sigh* Maybe if someone would teach us...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-11 11:18am

Uraniun235 wrote:
jmac wrote:Just learn how to use those things will ya?
*sigh* Maybe if someone would teach us...

There's educational videos on sexual techniques that you can order off the internet or buy/rent from adult video stores. No, they're not pornos, these instructional videos teach you various techniques used to pleasure your partner during sex, as well as positions, penis usage, and sex toys. The only thing my GF will be teaching you is how much is hurts to get kicked in the nuts and "gas pedaled" when you're down on the ground.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-11 11:36am

If a girl likes you, she won't care how big your dick is. If she doesn't, she'll never let you show it to her in the first place, so it doesn't matter.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-11 11:38am

Darth Wong wrote:If a girl likes you, she won't care how big your dick is. If she doesn't, she'll never let you show it to her in the first place, so it doesn't matter.

What if you jump the gun and show it to her anyway?

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

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