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Re: Hmmm

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LT.Hit-Man wrote: It makes you wonder where the hell all the good ladies have gotten to.
*wonders off whistling innocently*
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Re: Hmmm

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Kelly Antilles wrote:
*wonders off whistling innocently*
Right

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" So what's a good gal like you doing in this wretched hive of scum and villeny?" :wink:

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Re: Hmmm

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LT.Hit-Man wrote: Right

Offers Kelly a mug off coffee
" So what's a good gal like you doing in this wretched hive of scum and villeny?" :wink:

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Having a wonderful time. :twisted: This place is so much fun.
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Re: Hmmm

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Kelly Antilles wrote: Having a wonderful time. :twisted: This place is so much fun.

As am I :twisted:
Would you mind if I sent you a PM there's something about your sig I wish to speak to you about?

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Re: Hmmm

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LT.Hit-Man wrote: As am I :twisted:
Would you mind if I sent you a PM there's something about your sig I wish to speak to you about?

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Of course. Feel free to anytime.
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LOL

"Oh, nevermind that smell..."
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[quote="Kelly Antilles
Of course. Feel free to anytime.[/quote]
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Crayz9000 wrote:LOL

"Oh, nevermind that smell..."
"...it's just the.... oh, I better not say. ;)"
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:LOL

"Oh, nevermind that smell..."
"...it's just the.... oh, I better not say. ;)"
Smells like... a woman
*licks lips*
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:LOL

"Oh, nevermind that smell..."
"...it's just the.... oh, I better not say. ;)"
They have ointments for that now, I hear. :P
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Alex Moon wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:LOL

"Oh, nevermind that smell..."
"...it's just the.... oh, I better not say. ;)"
They have ointments for that now, I hear. :P
Hypoalergenic? *looks hopeful* :lol:
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote: "...it's just the.... oh, I better not say. ;)"
They have ointments for that now, I hear. :P
Hypoalergenic? *looks hopeful* :lol:
Yup.
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Alex Moon wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: They have ointments for that now, I hear. :P
Hypoalergenic? *looks hopeful* :lol:
Yup.
Excellent *cackles in a very evil manner*
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote: Hypoalergenic? *looks hopeful* :lol:
Yup.
Excellent *cackles in a very evil manner*
Why? Do you have feminine problems? Because that's what the cream is for. :P
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Alex Moon wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: Yup.
Excellent *cackles in a very evil manner*
Why? Do you have feminine problems? Because that's what the cream is for. :P
I could explain my fiendish plot....but then..... :twisted:
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Alex Moon wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: Yup.
Excellent *cackles in a very evil manner*
Why? Do you have feminine problems? Because that's what the cream is for. :P
*grabs the cream bottle*

MY cream!

*proceeds to strip naked and rub the cream all over himself. Then gets a boner*

:mrgreen: Be right back...

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote: Excellent *cackles in a very evil manner*
Why? Do you have feminine problems? Because that's what the cream is for. :P
*grabs the cream bottle*

MY cream!

*proceeds to strip naked and rub the cream all over himself. Then gets a boner*

:mrgreen: Be right back...

*finds a nice private place and locks the door. Faint moans can be heard...*
*watches in horror as the final piece needed for his fiendish plan is snatched away*

Damn, back to the drawing board on world domination.....
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote: Excellent *cackles in a very evil manner*
Why? Do you have feminine problems? Because that's what the cream is for. :P
*grabs the cream bottle*

MY cream!

*proceeds to strip naked and rub the cream all over himself. Then gets a boner*

:mrgreen: Be right back...

*finds a nice private place and locks the door. Faint moans can be heard...*
He should realize that he grabbed a tube of IcyHot in about 3...2...1...
*faint moans turn to screams*
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innerbrat wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
innerbrat wrote:
And Rob, did you not see the trouble that caused in the other thread?
What, me? Err which thread, I'm in a few. :wink:
This thread

I'm not telling on this one, either...
Um, I'm not in that thread, makes it kind of difficult to see the trouble it caused 8) - hey I'm good, but not that good... Ok maybe I'm that good, but I'm too modest to say it... Ok maybe not that modest, but even i have my limits... Ok maybe I don't have any limits, but I'm trying to control myself these days... Ok maybe I'm not trying to control myself, but I'm also not a sex god... Ok maybe I'm a sex god but I'm - *BAAANG* Innerbrat puts down her detonator "Damn but doesn't he ever shut up?"
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:LOL

"Oh, nevermind that smell..."
"...it's just the.... oh, I better not say. ;)"
LOL! :D
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Alex Moon wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: Why? Do you have feminine problems? Because that's what the cream is for. :P
*grabs the cream bottle*

MY cream!

*proceeds to strip naked and rub the cream all over himself. Then gets a boner*

:mrgreen: Be right back...

*finds a nice private place and locks the door. Faint moans can be heard...*
He should realize that he grabbed a tube of IcyHot in about 3...2...1...
*faint moans turn to screams*
Wow, the origional message was quoted 8 times now. Not that that matters. Anyway, is there an orgy going or something? Can I join in?
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