Sweet non-existent Jesus, this shit is so fucking funny!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-10 10:51pm

http://facts4god.faithweb.com/thelist.html

ROTFLMGDMFAO!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-10 10:54pm

This was already posted somewhere... I recall seeing it on SD before.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-01-10 10:56pm

Maranathra!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-10 10:58pm

The circular logic is sucking all the reason in the world into a black hole!

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-01-10 11:21pm

Necro's Argument
1. That web site is gay.
2. Therefore, god dosent exist.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-01-10 11:25pm

HA HA!!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-10 11:26pm

It's a joke. Keep that in mind.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-10 11:27pm

An oldie but goodie still...some new one...I wonder if it'll ever be as long as If I was an Evil Warlord.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-10 11:33pm

Of course it's a joke, I found that out after a few minutes surfing it. Even funnier is that many fundies believe that stuff like that proves the existance of God.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-01-10 11:47pm

378. ARGUMENT FROM GEORGE W. BUSH

1) That god won't hunt.
2) Y'all.
3) Ergo, um, axle of evil, ahh, claridify, umm, supportification, ah, pretzel.
3) Y'all.
4) What he said.
5) Therefore, God existifies.
2) Launch.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-10 11:58pm

206. ARGUMENT FROM CATS

1) Cats are really mean.
2) I mean, look at them chase around those cute little mice.
3) No animal could act that way on instinct.
4) Therefore, cats are corrupted by the devil!
5) Therefore, God exists.

208. ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF IMAGINATION

1) I can't imagine not believing in God.
2) Therefore, God exists.

227. ARGUMENT FROM TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE

1) One time I was in deep emotional pain.
2) I prayed to God, and felt his presence.
3) You aren't going to deny my emotional pain, now are you?
4) Therefore, God exists.

250. ARGUMENT FROM MONEY

1) I've got a quarter here, and look: it says "In God We Trust."
2) Therefore, God exists.

272. ARGUMENT FROM MYTHOLOGY

1) The Old Religions were wrong.
2) The Old Religions didn't believe in the same god as me.
3) Therefore, I must be right.
4) Therefore, God exists.

274. ARGUMENT FROM NOT BELIEVING

1) The Bible said that we would be doubted
2) You doubt us.
3) Therefore, the Bible is true.
4) Therefore, God exists.

297. ARGUMENT FROM HOSPITAL

1) A dear relative of mine was terminally ill and undergoing extensive surgery in the hospital.
2) My whole family sat outside the OR and prayed throughout the eight hours of surgery.
3) He lived.
4) The highly trained physicians had nothing to do with it.
5) Therefore, God exists.

And my favorite:

300. ARGUMENT FROM REVELATION

1) God told me that he exists.
2) God wouldn't lie.
3) Therefore, God exists.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-11 04:45am

What about a list of proofs that Azathoth exists??

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-11 07:29pm

Anyway, here are a few I like:

25. ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY

(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.

29. ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)

(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Ray Charles is blind.
(4) Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.

34. SLATHER'S ARGUMENT

(1) My toaster is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

209. ARGUMENT FROM TUNA FISH

1) Nothing is better than God.
2) A tuna fish sandwich is better than nothing.
3) Therefore, a tuna fish sandwich is better than God. (And tastier, too.)
4) Therefore, God exists.
4a) But you'd be better off worshipping the tuna fish sandwich.

210. ARGUMENT FROM WOW

1) Wow.
2) Therefore, God exists.

230. KENT HOVIND'S PRAGMATIC ARGUMENT

1) I don't want to work for a living.
2) I don't want to pay taxes.
3) I can get gullible fundamentalists to send me money.
4) I can use religious exemption claims to tie the IRS up in court.
5) Therefore, God exists.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-11 08:00pm

That was fucking awesome.

I guess God must exist.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-12 04:31am

230. KENT HOVIND'S PRAGMATIC ARGUMENT

1) I don't want to work for a living.
2) I don't want to pay taxes.
3) I can get gullible fundamentalists to send me money.
4) I can use religious exemption claims to tie the IRS up in court.
5) Therefore, God exists.

I especially liked that one....

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-01-12 06:35am

My favourite:

23. ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY

(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-12 07:12am

The thing is abot that being a joke, is faithweb has a lot of real and stupid fundie sites, such as http://evolutionlie.faithweb.com

It clearly is a joke, but I wonder if the web hosters know this?

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-12 07:13am

I posted this months ago.