TLB:6 Teaser Discussion

[Lord Poe]

It's that time again!

Should the teaser to the final installment of "The Last Bastion" be yet another highly controversial smack against Matrix and DMC fapping fanboys who daydream about being in Top Gun during 9-11? Or should it actually have something to do with part 6? You decide! Post your ideas here!

NOTHING is sacred!!

[Darth Servo]

The last two have been about both. Why can't this one be?

[Admiral Drason]

I liked the ones that made Melvin look like a fool the most.

[Starglider]

The last two were very funny, but is there really any high-grade material left in that particular seam of LOLs?

[Fingolfin_Noldor]

Why not all of the above?

[Darth Servo]

The last two were very funny, but is there really any high-grade material left in that particular seam of LOLs?

Sure. Melvin's insistence that "Chester" is going to propel him to stardom for one.

I assume Wayne didn't like the script I submitted for this a few weeks ago.

[Lord Poe]

The last two were very funny, but is there really any high-grade material left in that particular seam of LOLs?

Well...

We could include "sweetjemmer" (or whatever the fuck she calls herself). and her husband Mobious....

OR...

We could make fun of the most recent Melvin idiocy. I've been signed up to his board for months, and just Monday, he announced that those with a 0 post count should post something or be banned. (Fishing, anyone?) Since I've exhausted all the info I needed to expose his bullshit to BC Files, I delurked under my assumed name. Melvin then banned me.

Now, what's so funny? My screen name was Atrisiandemigod.



Gimmie your ideas, people!

[Mange]

All of the above.

[Darth Servo]

We could include "sweetjemmer" (or whatever the fuck she calls herself). and her husband Mobious....

Her comment that Pleonasm222 gives her as much pleasure from thousands of miles away as Mobius does just SCREAMS to be made fun of.

We could make fun of the most recent Melvin idiocy. I've been signed up to his board for months, and just Monday, he announced that those with a 0 post count should post something or be banned. (Fishing, anyone?) Since I've exhausted all the info I needed to expose his bullshit to BC Files, I delurked under my assumed name. Melvin then banned me.

What did you say? "Hi, this is Wayne exposing your idiocy for the world to see?

Now, what's so funny? My screen name was Atrisiandemigod.

OK, that just flew right over my head.

Gimmie your ideas, people!

How about Melvin goes through with his "collaboration" with Chester and Cheester simply steals all of Melvin's ideas for use in a worthless on-line fanfic?

[Ghost Rider]

The last two were very funny, but is there really any high-grade material left in that particular seam of LOLs?

Well...

We could include "sweetjemmer" (or whatever the fuck she calls herself). and her husband Mobious....

OR...

We could make fun of the most recent Melvin idiocy. I've been signed up to his board for months, and just Monday, he announced that those with a 0 post count should post something or be banned. (Fishing, anyone?) Since I've exhausted all the info I needed to expose his bullshit to BC Files, I delurked under my assumed name. Melvin then banned me.

Now, what's so funny? My screen name was Atrisiandemigod.



Gimmie your ideas, people!

Curse you evil Wapoe!

Anyways. like Servo pointed out....thousands of miles away is too much fertile ground.

In fact just combine the two ideas into something. Melvin and tards are still great material, and there can't be enough humor for SW v ST.

[Jericho Kross]

More making fun of trek wankers please.

[The Vortex Empire]

More making fun of lying trek wankers, they're the funniest group to insult.

[Phil Skayhan]

I suggest a 30 sec vid of the Bridge Commander version of SNL's "Night at the Roxbury" ala the entire zombie bridge crew bobbing their heads to "What is Love"

[Darth Servo]

Anyways. like Servo pointed out....thousands of miles away is too much fertile ground.

Of course the obvious reason for that is Mobius is too busy giving Melvin hand jobs to pay attention to her.

Maybe have the three of them in bed together with sweetjemmer complaining about being neglected.

[Elfdart]

At least one bit about Lyin' Tard claiming to own Star Trek -please?

[Lord Poe]

Hey all, I received this message from sweetjemimer on Youtube:

cant wait TLB trailer 6

Aww, seeing as I couldnt vote on your site.....(cant be arsed to pay- yes I am wining about paying to post on your site)

I vote - go for it, Immortalise me and Moby. Bring it on!!

cant wait.

Not that I need your permission, but...ok!

you will make the effort this time....and make a half decent trailer though wont you?

Bit of projection there, ain't it sweetheart? After all, the quality flick Leonhart studios produced (which you and Moby's Dick have on your accounts) was so piss-poor, it didn't even have an ending!

If you want to post at SD.net, let me know. I'll see if I can have the fee waived. Or, you know, you can't get an actual legitimate service provider.

For the record, once again, SD.net is not my site. You'd be able to figure that out if you had two IQ points to rub together.

Nice talking with you!

Wayne

[Darth Servo]

I'm really convinced moby and sweetjemimer met in their high school special ed class. Maybe their "first date" could be in the vid? Their senior field trip to the local petting zoo?

[Bounty]

I wouldn't let it get bogged down into mocking a handful of people. It just seems cheap to use a trailer as a way of repeatedly taking shots at specific people. I prefer it's kept more general.

And who's Sweetjemmer anyway? I haven't been keeping up with the YT comments, could someone fill me in?

The soap opera they're spinning around TLB has almost enough material for a series of it's own...

[Darth Servo]

Mobius and sweetjemimer are (supposedly) married and two of Dante's biggest defenders on youtube. Mobius' idea of criticizing Wayne's vids is to post "this is shit" over and over again and then whine that not all of them have been approved, insisting that Wayne et al are "censoring" their critics. sweetjemimer defends every little whine from her hubby.

[Surlethe]

Mobius and sweetjemimer are (supposedly) married and two of Dante's biggest defenders on youtube. Mobius' idea of criticizing Wayne's vids is to post "this is shit" over and over again and then whine that not all of them have been approved, insisting that Wayne et al are "censoring" their critics. sweetjemimer defends every little whine from her hubby.

How the fuck could people not in an administrative position "censor" critics on Youtube? And this is rich, coming from defenders of the person who actually got Youtube to censor Wayne's videos for a time.

[chitoryu12]

Mobius and sweetjemimer are (supposedly) married and two of Dante's biggest defenders on youtube. Mobius' idea of criticizing Wayne's vids is to post "this is shit" over and over again and then whine that not all of them have been approved, insisting that Wayne et al are "censoring" their critics. sweetjemimer defends every little whine from her hubby.

How the fuck could people not in an administrative position "censor" critics on Youtube? And this is rich, coming from defenders of the person who actually got Youtube to censor Wayne's videos for a time.

Technically, they can. Wayne can delete comments he doesn't like.

[Surlethe]

How the fuck could people not in an administrative position "censor" critics on Youtube? And this is rich, coming from defenders of the person who actually got Youtube to censor Wayne's videos for a time.

Technically, they can. Wayne can delete comments he doesn't like.

True. However, nothing's stopping them from making a video themselves and posting it. The software's out there; perhaps if they wasted less time making derogatory comments, they could actually get their opinions on Youtube in an uncensorable form.

[Darth Servo]

Anyone who uploads a video to youtube can decide to set up the comments for their video to require approval before they get posted.

[Darth Servo]

damn, no edit: whats even richer is that when I tried posting a comment on Dante's or Mobius' videos, they IMMEDIATELY banned me from posting on them.

[Lord Poe]

Next reply from the peanut gallery:

I have more than 2 IQ points, (actually about 120 points more than >that) and I reckon my 8 year old has a higher IQ than you.

Don't bring your kid into this. Then I'd have to point out you named him after an anal tract.

and I am not your sweetheart

You are if I say you are, honey.

with regards to the issue of piss poor vid with no ending, did you >not see the finished versions?

The second attempt after the first failed travesty? Yup. That one made no sense either. But I've come to expect that level of quality from Dumbass Studios.

and I didnt realise British Telecom by Royal Appointment wasnt a legitimate service provider? wow, i learnt something today.

Well, if it IS legitimate, then you should have no trouble signing up to SD.net. SD.net only charges asshole trolls who use yahoo.com or hotmail.com

Or use "thelurker's" account. He's signed up there, but he's too much of a pussy to actually post anything.

but I was geniuinly adding my vote. I would love to see what you >come up with, the thought of you actually spending that much time >creating a parody of us, really flatters us.

like I said...Bring it on!

It honestly doesn't take that much time. As you've shown in your replies, the comedy writes itself.