Fundies say the Darnedest Things

grimskunk2 · Post by **grimskunk2** » 2007-07-17 11:44am

I was surfing around and came across this site:

http://www.fstdt.com/

Thought some of you here who hadn't seen it before might get a kick out of it.

Duckie · Post by **Duckie** » 2007-07-17 11:55am

I'm pretty sure that site was actually started by members here.

Which means it's rather old news.

grimskunk2 · Post by **grimskunk2** » 2007-07-17 12:48pm

Oh. Forgiveness, please. Being new to these boards, I had no idea what was posted earlier.

I still enjoyed it, though.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2007-07-17 12:50pm

*shrugs* 'tis cool. Just be sure to look around a bit and check the stickies next time.

chitoryu12 · Post by **chitoryu12** » 2007-07-17 01:58pm

This site encouraged me to check out Teens-4-Christ.org. What a load of cultish, low I.Q. maniacs. "If you're not a Protestant, you're a member of a dangerous cult and deserve to be purged." Plenty of bashing shit you don't even have an understanding of, either.

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2007-07-17 02:46pm

MRDOD wrote:I'm pretty sure that site was actually started by members here.

Which means it's rather old news.

I'm pretty sure that it was started by WinAce, not anybody on the forums here. Although I'm pretty sure some of us submitted quotes to it.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2007-07-17 02:54pm

Cyborg Stan wrote:
MRDOD wrote:I'm pretty sure that site was actually started by members here.

Which means it's rather old news.
I'm pretty sure that it was started by WinAce, not anybody on the forums here. Although I'm pretty sure some of us submitted quotes to it.

And one of us has infact, appeared in it. As a quoted dude.

Non Catenatum · Post by **Non Catenatum** » 2007-07-17 03:02pm

I'm pretty sure I found a quote from me a few years back, on this website. It's nice to know that that stage of life is frozen in time. I'll show it to my grandchildren one day.

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2007-07-17 03:25pm

Ace Pace wrote:
Cyborg Stan wrote:
MRDOD wrote:I'm pretty sure that site was actually started by members here.

Which means it's rather old news.
I'm pretty sure that it was started by WinAce, not anybody on the forums here. Although I'm pretty sure some of us submitted quotes to it.
And one of us has infact, appeared in it. As a quoted dude.

Now I'm curious.

FSTDT is a great site, but they really need to update their layout and search. It's all very 1998 AOL nouveau. And it's not something you can read for prolonged periods of time.

Non Catenatum · Post by **Non Catenatum** » 2007-07-17 03:28pm

Found one

Is that what you meant?[/url]

Non Catenatum · Post by **Non Catenatum** » 2007-07-17 03:30pm

Sorry, bad code on my part.

http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:spt ... =firefox-a

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2007-07-17 03:36pm

Nope, thats not it. If that damn website had a search interface...

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2007-07-17 03:37pm

Wiki says the original owner passed away in 2005. RIP.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2007-07-17 03:38pm

Found it, my apologies, if a mod would merge it.

I present.

"Regarding nuking mecca it is a bad idea. Firstly no one can destroy mecca since it is guarded by angles."
- evilcat4000, StarDestroyer.Net BBS

sketerpot · Post by **sketerpot** » 2007-07-17 04:16pm

chitoryu12 wrote:This site encouraged me to check out Teens-4-Christ.org. What a load of cultish, low I.Q. maniacs. "If you're not a Protestant, you're a member of a dangerous cult and deserve to be purged." Plenty of bashing shit you don't even have an understanding of, either.

That site is fantastic. The only posts which aren't utterly idiotic are the ones by banned users. Witness the sinisterness:

A creepy fundie wrote:As a rule, we do not recommend links.

However, http://www.answersingenesis.org/ has a lot of good information.

Please remember, we do not control the information contained on external sites. Therefore, we cannot recommend someone view an external link.

Links are evil! They lead to external information that we can't control!

Non Catenatum · Post by **Non Catenatum** » 2007-07-17 04:21pm

Favorite quote.

"The last time I looked my country mentioned 'the year of our Lord' in its Constitution. I don't recall muslims ever considering Allah their Lord. So in that case it doesn't matter what in the hell some muslims think."

Post by **Surlethe** » 2007-07-17 05:05pm

Ace Pace wrote:Found it, my apologies, if a mod would merge it.

I present.

<snip>

Huh. That was Sarevok. I was wondering why my searches for 'evilcat4000' weren't turning up results.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2007-07-17 06:15pm

Sarevok was Evilcat, amongst other things. And, yes, he actually said that. I remember it.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2007-07-17 08:01pm

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?id=22833

[On US troops being discharged due to anti-gay policies]

These are not innocent guys. If anyone is being unethical, it's these "gay fellas" blatantly stealing from the American Taxpayer. After they get all that training.

[I don't know what bug has got up your arse but you are out of line Lonestar.]

"what bug crawled up my ass"? For 4 years i've sat here and watched my country, my faith, and my beliefs belittled by by the leftist lunatics here on this board. The mess used to be a sea of sanity, but you all have decided to start parroting the gay-leftist agendaists here on the board."

Lonestar, StarDestroyer.net [Comments (20)] 2007-Mar-31

Scandalous!

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-07-17 09:42pm

Ho ho, hoist by their own jape?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2007-07-17 10:55pm

Maybe someone should inform them that it was an April Fool's Day joke.

BTW, wishful's idiotic "ten questions that evolutionists can't answer" thread is now in Parting Shots, where it (and he) belongs. Meaning, of course, that it can now be linked from other websites for public mockery.

But for my money, the most idiotic recent fundie post was this post made by "RTS". It's still in the Hall of Shame, but perhaps we can move it back to a public forum for laugh value. The statement "science is the retarded cousin of engineering" when engineering is actually applied science is world-class stupid. And posting it on a webboard which is run by an actual licensed engineer with no patience for that kind of bullshit is even more stupid.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2007-07-18 01:06am

Man, it used to have a search function back when WinAce ran it.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2007-07-18 03:00am

I lurk and submit to FSTD regulary. Always good for a laugh (or a tear)

Napoleon the Clown · Post by **Napoleon the Clown** » 2007-07-18 03:03am

I post over on the forums there. Fun stuff. Though some of it is depressing as hell.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-07-18 04:16am

"[In response to a news article about the US bombing a Muslim school with children still in the school]

*sniff* They never had a chance to blow themselves up *sniff* Oh, oh, the humanity. *sniff* Al-Zwahari School of Homocide Bombing and Cultic Brainwashing (al-Zwahari affectionately refers to it as, Alma-Mater) gone forever. Oh, *sniff*, Boo-Hoo! Well, here is some comfort,*sniff* for ya, think of all the virgins they got waiting for them-"payment in full".

['How you can joke about the killing of CHILDREN and still consider yourself a Christian is beyond me!']

Hey, you sit here and snivvle about something you know ZERO about. If you think those 'kids' are coloring pictures, reading "see spot run" think again. Your spoiled existance mirroring other people's behavior after us is getting dillusional. You think I cant find passages in the Bible where Israel was told to exterminate their ENTIRE mortal enemies, men, women, children? Guess what they(Israel) did? They spared the women and children, only to have those children grow up and come after them with even greater vengence. A little baby alligator will grow up into an......ALIGATOR."

Mr. Coulter, God or Science [Comments (63)] 2006-Nov-01