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Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-03 10:43pm

Lets say Bevel Lemelisk dies in the midst of heading the Death Star Project. Who would the Empire hire to replace him.

Vapthorne · Post by **Vapthorne** » 2002-08-03 10:46pm

No Mojo Jojo??

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-03 10:48pm

have dexter do it. tell him that einstien will meet him if he does a good job.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-08-03 10:50pm

What can I say...

Scotty can fix anything.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-03 10:54pm

if you cast a vote please post you comentary so we all know what you are thinking

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2002-08-03 10:56pm

It is true Scotty can fix anything. "Scotty they just fired a pair of proton torpedoes down the ventalation shft!" "Aye I can handle et!"

*Scotty erm.."fixes" the protorps and saves the DS, Thusly the Empire threafter conquers the Rebel Aliance, The End*

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-08-04 03:42am

Yep Scotty is the man when engineering is concerned.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-04 08:53am

But Dextor would probably throw in a free time Machine, Triple its top speed and let it fire the Superlaser every twenty seconds

Oh and besides the fact its impossible to kill Lemelisk when the Emperors around because he already has pre-built clones of him ready to go

(Every time Bev screwed up the Emperor killed him in some amusing way then did Jedi Soul suck or somthing and put Bev in a clone of himself to keep working, And if he refuses? Well I got alot of clones, And alot of ideas on how to make your life suck

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Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-04 08:55am

Mr Bean wrote:But Dextor would probably throw in a free time Machine, Triple its top speed and let it fire the Superlaser every twenty seconds

Oh and besides the fact its impossible to kill Lemelisk when the Emperors around because he already has pre-built clones of him ready to go (Every time Bev screwed up the Emperor killed him in some amusing way then did Jedi Soul suck or somthing and put Bev in a clone of himself to keep working, And if he refuses? Well I got alot of clones, And alot of ideas on how to make your life suck )

True but that takes all of the fun out of it

Romulan_nemesis · Post by **Romulan_nemesis** » 2002-08-05 01:14pm

When it comes to Engines, Scotty is the ultimate authority.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-08-05 05:26pm

Granted Scotty is incredible at fixing things, but has he ever demonstrated the capability to build anything?

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-05 05:30pm

Poor Geordi note vote for him. I guess you don't want him making the Death Star even easier to blow up.

No votes for Dr Reinhart either. I guess you don't trust a guy who turns poeple into robots.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-06 12:17am

You know I've been thinking. Dexter would find a way to build two Death stars for the same cost. "One for using and one to replace the original the Dee Dee will enevitably Break"
Now if Imperial Security can keep Dee Dee away from the Original then after the Original is destroyed there will still be a Death Star to the surprise the rebels with.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-08-06 12:28am

You are missing two key names here....

Mojo Jojo, simply because he is Mojo Jojo...and is more evil then the emperor.

And then there is a 3rd "Death Star" that has been created by another person more evil then the Emperor....

DR. EVIL I mean heck...he got a DOCTERATE in Evil, can the Emperor say that...NO....so those are definately two choices that should be there.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2002-08-06 01:14am

I'd like to go with Dexter on this one, but Mandark actually BUILT a Death Star in the past (ever see the shot of his home before cutting to him?).

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-08-06 03:12am

Gotta go with Dexter yes he is a bit young but he can still do the job and distracting Dee Dee should be no problem let her see the pretty lights in a nebula sans spacesuit and ship

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-06 07:14am

In the end Dextor is the best guy for the job though Dr Evil and his Docarate in Evil would make HIM the best Director for the Death Star(I can see Dr. Evil using the superlaser to light cigars or somthind

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Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-06 11:07am

Mr Bean wrote:In the end Dextor is the best guy for the job though Dr Evil and his Docarate in Evil would make HIM the best Director for the Death Star(I can see Dr. Evil using the superlaser to light cigars or somthind )

Some very good points.

Akm72 · Post by **Akm72** » 2002-08-06 01:04pm

Howedar wrote:Granted Scotty is incredible at fixing things, but has he ever demonstrated the capability to build anything?

Well, Scotty rebuilt TOS Enterprise into the Constitution 2 Enterprise, using almost no componants from the original starship. does that count?

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-06 02:31pm

perhaps Dexter would even turn the Death Star into some type of transformer Giant Robot thing. Playing Billiards with planets--Red Dwarf--

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-07 01:45pm

Akm72 wrote:
Howedar wrote:Granted Scotty is incredible at fixing things, but has he ever demonstrated the capability to build anything?
Well, Scotty rebuilt TOS Enterprise into the Constitution 2 Enterprise, using almost no componants from the original starship. does that count?

It might

Austin Lange · Post by **Austin Lange** » 2002-08-07 01:56pm

Lets see:

Dexter
Anything he builds, Dee Dee wrecks. Exercise in futility to employ him. He's out

Mandark
I have no idea what this is, but it sounds like what the Deliverance Banjo Boy would name his dog, so he/she/it's out.

Giordi LaForge
He succeeded in turning the post of Chief Engineer of the Enterprise from a hard drinking plain speaking miracle working ass kicking job into the type of job only desired by people who spend most of their time in High School either prepping for Trivia Matches or getting swirlies at the hands of the jocks.

And his name sounds French. He's out.

Seven-Of-Nine
Honestly, will ANY work get done at ALL with her around? She's out.

Dr Rienhart from The Black Hole
Replaces Stormtrooper hands with eggbeaters before deliberately flying his ship INTO a black hole. No thanks.

Mr Montgomery Scott(Scotty)
There is no substitute.

Austin

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-07 02:18pm

Austin Lange wrote:Lets see:

Mandark
I have no idea what this is, but it sounds like what the Deliverance Banjo Boy would name his dog, so he/she/it's out.

He's Dexter's rival

Seven-Of-Nine
Honestly, will ANY work get done at ALL with her around? She's out.

True

Dr Rienhart from The Black Hole
Replaces Stormtrooper hands with eggbeaters before deliberately flying his ship INTO a black hole. No thanks.

good point

Mr Montgomery Scott(Scotty)
There is no substitute.

Austin

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-08-07 06:18pm

Mandark is Dexter's rival. Strangely enough, he's in love with Dee Dee.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-07 06:23pm

Isolder74 wrote:
Austin Lange wrote:Lets see:
Seven-Of-Nine
Honestly, will ANY work get done at ALL with her around? She's out.

True

Oh, work will get done.

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