New complete shit from Fox.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-10 02:21am

Ghost Rider wrote:Okay here goes...

We have in here a pit of ill tempered cats

And in this corner a cage filled with roosters trained to fight to the death.

"Cock vs Pussy WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!"

I think that covers channel 5 in the UK's entire weekend strategy....

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2003-01-10 02:37am

Keevan_Colton wrote:Ever hear Bill Hick's routine about pitching a show to the networks?

"So they went, 'will there be titty?' I said "Um...sure." boom, a cheque falls in my lap....I'm a producer now..."

No, but

Bill Hicks was a genius, his idea for a future Coke ad is great too, along the same lines.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-10 02:39am

Drewcifer wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:Ever hear Bill Hick's routine about pitching a show to the networks?

"So they went, 'will there be titty?' I said "Um...sure." boom, a cheque falls in my lap....I'm a producer now..."
No, but

Bill Hicks was a genius, his idea for a future Coke ad is great too, along the same lines.

It was pure genius....plus I doubt you'd find a single person on here that is against the notion of caffine and porn together.....

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-10 06:03pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:But the third one that is sure to piss someone off is, 50 Midgets vs An elephant in seeing who can pull a airplane the farthest.
Um...

Why midgets?

Because easily entertained Americans think midgets are funny.

It's a shame stuff like this is on. It's an even bigger shame that millions of people are probably going to go watch it.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-10 06:21pm

What next, televised eating contests? Oh wait, they did that too.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-10 06:25pm

GODDAMMIT! FOX NEEDS TO DIE!

The FOX building needs to go up in flames, Braga needs to be ripped limp from limp and hung from meathooks, Berman needs to put a gun to his head and pull the trigger, and Evan Marriot NEEDS TO BE DASHED AGAINST THE ROCKS UNTIL HIS FUCKING STUPID BRAINS OOZE ACROSS THE CONCRETE!

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-01-10 11:15pm

Fox is hereforth banned from my apartment.
Except Sunday's at 8, The Simpson, when the only remaining quality show on Fox comes on.
The execs at Fox can go fuck themselves with a cattle prod ( thats a new one) for letting this shit on the air.
Yep, the Shit has hit the Fan, the Doo-doo has hit the.....

And now Firefly is gone too,

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-01-10 11:16pm

neoolong wrote:What next, televised eating contests? Oh wait, they did that too.

Looooooong time ago, back in the 70s.
At least there weren't another 500 shows like it.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-10 11:32pm

Captain tycho wrote:
neoolong wrote:What next, televised eating contests? Oh wait, they did that too.
Looooooong time ago, back in the 70s.
At least there weren't another 500 shows like it.

Actually they ended up replacing Family Guy with Eating Contests last year.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-01-10 11:38pm

neoolong wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
neoolong wrote:What next, televised eating contests? Oh wait, they did that too.
Looooooong time ago, back in the 70s.
At least there weren't another 500 shows like it.
Actually they ended up replacing Family Guy with Eating Contests last year.

Then good riddance to that piece of shit.
Watching someone stuff themselves is better than watching Family Guy.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-01-10 11:41pm

Captain tycho wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Looooooong time ago, back in the 70s.
At least there weren't another 500 shows like it.
Actually they ended up replacing Family Guy with Eating Contests last year.
Then good riddance to that piece of shit.
Watching someone stuff themselves is better than watching Family Guy.

You shallow twit! Family Guy was the funniest, most sublime show since the debut of the Simpsons!!!

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-01-10 11:58pm

Sokar wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
neoolong wrote: Actually they ended up replacing Family Guy with Eating Contests last year.
Then good riddance to that piece of shit.
Watching someone stuff themselves is better than watching Family Guy.
You shallow twit! Family Guy was the funniest, most sublime show since the debut of the Simpsons!!!

Um, I was being sarcastic.
Forgot to put down a fricking roll eyes smiley.
I actually liked Family Guy.

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-01-11 01:39am

we could hijack the ancient Star Wars defense system and aim one of the 3GT Satellite based microwave lasers at the Fox Building and cook it like a TV Dinner in a microwave.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-11 01:47am

Captain tycho wrote: Then good riddance to that piece of shit.
Watching someone stuff themselves is better than watching Family Guy.

EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!! BANZAI!!!!!!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-11 01:48am

Captain tycho wrote: Um, I was being sarcastic.
Forgot to put down a fricking roll eyes smiley.
I actually liked Family Guy.

Oh, well, sorry for that screaming headlong suicidal rush at you there.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-11 02:00am

"Wipe them out...all of them!"
"All of them?"
"Well...leave whatever one the porn channel is getting broadcast on...."

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-11 02:00am

*sigh* You know, every time I try to regain my faith in humanity, reality comes along and kicks me in the balls.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-11 02:15am

I should write my Humanities paper on how television has degraded American culture.

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