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Its my Birthday(Yah! I am one year towards ceasing all function!)
And oddly enough(And what stould me in good steed in my early years) it is my Grandmothers birthday as well as we were both born on Jan 11th within five minutes of each other as a matter of fact(Irony came earily into my life)

So of the 32 Grand-children she had to choice from I become her favorite based on that fact alone

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32 GRANDCHILDREN?!!

My grandmother has seven! And that includes me! And my other grandmother had eleven or so!

Wow. How many aunts and uncles do you have?


Happy birthday, BTW!
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*kisses cheek* Happiest of birthdays, Mr. Bean. What are you doing to celebrate? :D

Damn...lots of January birthdays here, aren't there? Huh. Weird. Guess everyone's parents liked gettin' it on during spring fever...

EDIT: I like big families, since I'm in one myself. I'm one of the elder grandchildren of 20. I like it that way. More people to tease & laugh with!
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Happy birthday, Mr. Bean. And to your grandmother, too!
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Happy birthday, Bean -- how many candles on your cake this year? Or did you get a numbers candle?
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Mr Bean wrote:So of the 32 Grand-children she had to choice from I become her favorite based on that fact alone
Holy shit! :shock:
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Happy Birthday Bean old chap.
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32?!!! :shock:

Happy Birthday!!! :D:D:D

32?! :shock:

Did you get any presents? :D

32 grandchildren?! :shock:
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Bean, my god man, you're not THAT much older than me :wink:

Congratulations and Happy Birthday...surely the best of times. (Cookie for where that's from)
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My aunt was born on Christmas, and she hates it. :D
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Happy Birthday Bean and Grandma Bean!

My maternal grandparents had nearly that many grandchildren. I have no idea just how many. I can't keep track. That was a family of 7 children, two of which never married.
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Happy Birthday Bean!
Wow, 32 Grandkids, your Aunts and Uncles were very busy folks.....
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Happy birthday Bean!
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Happy birthday.
Sadly I rarely see you posting these days.
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Happy birthday Bean.

Oh, and it sounds like your family is very busy... :twisted:
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Happy B-day!!!

AND 32 GRANDKIDS?!

Damn.......
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Well happy birthday, purhaps all of us Capricorns should plot to take over the world together....

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I had/have 11 Aunts/Uncles on my Mothr's side of the family(I have never met my Father's side as unlike he they stayed in Russia meanwhile my Mother's Mother(Aka my Grandmother) is a Devote Catholic and follows thier rules to a T, My Grandfather(Died awhile Back) was in the Navy for 20 Years as a Carrier Pilot and every long leave he had during those years he typicacly left a little blundel of joy behind

Only 9 Survived to Adult-hood(Disease) but each of those went off and got married and got kids, My mother only had myself, meanwhile my oldest aunt copied my Grandmother pretty much and the rest have 2-5 Children resulting in our 32 Grandchildren number

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Thats alot of kids. This is almost enough to make me try and figure out where your from again. But then that would take actual work, so fuck it.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

My grandfather was the youngest of twelve kids, so I believe his parents had a lot of grandkids, but I don't have an exact number. Also, my grandmother was one of five, so my mother had about 30 aunts and uncles.
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Happy Birthday Bean.

And for you birthday I promise to stop planning your demise... for the rest of the day.
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Hmm, my aunt's brother in law has five blonde daughters.

Talk about handful :)
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I say, happy birthday, old chap! (just kidding, Bean and Grannie Bean, we all love you).
Mr Bean wrote:So of the 32 Grand-children she had to choice from I become her favorite based on that fact alone
Eh. My next door neighbor's mother has 20-some children (don't remember the number) and 200 grandchildren and great-grandchildren. Now THAT'S a family reunion!
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Happy Birthday.
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