Lion Hunting :)

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-01-11 07:48pm

I don't know how many have seen that, but it still is damn funny

The theory of Lion Hunting

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-11 07:58pm

WTF!<>?! You just point and shoot your rifle/tank cannon/heavy helo launched ATGM.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-11 07:59pm

Pretty good. I notice they didn't bother describing the Engineering method of lion hunting, because it would involve building a weapon, and thus be identical to the conventional method of lion hunting.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-11 08:19pm

2.2 The Schrödinger method

At any given moment there is a positive probability that there is a lion in the cage. Sit down and wait.

2.6 The Heisenberg method

You will disturb the lion if you observe it before its capture, so keep your eyes closed.

Heh heh heh

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-11 08:37pm

Was this intended to be taken seriously serious or as a joke??

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-12 03:35am

The best one is the last one...

"Wait until autumn, for it is well known that pride comes before a fall."

Me? I'd just set up my Mk. 19 on a hummer, cruise around looking for the lion, and kill it with 200 fragmentation grenades.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-01-12 07:21am

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Was this intended to be taken seriously serious or as a joke??

It is a serious joke

AWACS · Post by **AWACS** » 2003-01-12 09:34am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:kill it with 200 fragmentation grenades.

You wouldn't get much of a trophy, then.