Psychic Cat Found Dead
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You think you can't swat a cat?Solauren wrote: Problem cat - as in one you needed to correct in someway that was more then a scolding.
i.e - needs a swat to get off something when the water pistol isn't working or isn't practical
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If this had actually happened, a family member of someone in the hospice could've done it, or someone who's mobile enough to catch the cat under a sheet and whack it.Howedar wrote:Not hard enough to kill it with a bedpan if you yourself are on death's door.
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Well damn, you can't even trust Snopes anymore. The dented bedpan should have clued my in. I don't know that I've ever actually seen a real bedpan that wasn't made of plastic.
Still, it doesn't read as so outrageous or unbelievable.
Still, it doesn't read as so outrageous or unbelievable.
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Have you ever seen or held a bedpan? It'd need to be traveling at about Mach 3.Zuul wrote:If this had actually happened, a family member of someone in the hospice could've done it, or someone who's mobile enough to catch the cat under a sheet and whack it.Howedar wrote:Not hard enough to kill it with a bedpan if you yourself are on death's door.
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On retrospect, I probably didn't notice it was satire because I don't get how it could be funny? Whatever.
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yeah, for some reason I can joke about canabalism, but insert a dog or cat into the question and I get angry...
of course having an abusive stepdad kill your dog, or having neighborhood kids nearby who liked to torture the pet cats of others on the block (including setting baited traps)
of course having an abusive stepdad kill your dog, or having neighborhood kids nearby who liked to torture the pet cats of others on the block (including setting baited traps)
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The story its self is not funny. The 'affect' is funny when you realise that you've been had and say 'D'oh!'Pick wrote:On retrospect, I probably didn't notice it was satire because I don't get how it could be funny? Whatever.
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When I glanced through it initially, I thought, "'coroner's report'? Wha?"Crown wrote:The story its self is not funny. The 'affect' is funny when you realise that you've been had and say 'D'oh!'Pick wrote:On retrospect, I probably didn't notice it was satire because I don't get how it could be funny? Whatever.