Slight BBS change

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-01-12 02:24pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Two things: We should come up with something snappy for registered users.

Second: don't do poking. That's what they have over at SB.com. We must be original. We are the better board, after all.

"Newbie detected, Commence Primary Ignition for [username]!"

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-12 02:46pm

"Bubba, [Username] your new sex-toy has arrived."

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-01-12 02:51pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:"Bubba, [Username] your new sex-toy has arrived."

Shouldn't that be "Bubba, your new sex-toy [username] has arrived."? Or perhaps "Bend over [username], Bubba wants to welcome you."

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-01-12 03:34pm

I'm for butt plugging.

(though shooting might not be a bad idea)

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-12 03:36pm

I think the Bubba thing is the best (though Rob's way) that or the Death Star firing sequence.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-01-12 03:40pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I think the Bubba thing is the best (though Rob's way) that or the Death Star firing sequence.

Pity this isn't a Hellraiser BBS, we could have had "[username], Darth Wong recommends AMPUTATION!" Damn, I love that line in the film.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-12 03:42pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I think the Bubba thing is the best (though Rob's way) that or the Death Star firing sequence.
Pity this isn't a Hellraiser BBS, we could have had "[username], Darth Wong recommends AMPUTATION!" Damn, I love that line in the film.

Amputation of what though?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-12 03:46pm

Enlightenment wrote:"Mortimer! Get the red hot poker for...."

For those who don't get this, read up on the death of English King Edward II.

I thought it was Richard?

Would this mean I'm actually wrong for once?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-01-12 03:47pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I think the Bubba thing is the best (though Rob's way) that or the Death Star firing sequence.
Pity this isn't a Hellraiser BBS, we could have had "[username], Darth Wong recommends AMPUTATION!" Damn, I love that line in the film.

Or an LOTR BBS "[Username], even the smallest Newbie can change the course of the board."

An ST BBS "My god Jim, [Username]'s a Newbie!"

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-12 03:47pm

The pop up for PM should say "Captain, we are being hailed"

and the go to message box link should be

"On screen Uhura"

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-01-12 03:48pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I think the Bubba thing is the best (though Rob's way) that or the Death Star firing sequence.
Pity this isn't a Hellraiser BBS, we could have had "[username], Darth Wong recommends AMPUTATION!" Damn, I love that line in the film.
Amputation of what though?

Who cares, the lines a good'un.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-12 03:50pm

NecronLord wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:"Mortimer! Get the red hot poker for...."

For those who don't get this, read up on the death of English King Edward II.
I thought it was Richard?

Would this mean I'm actually wrong for once?

Nah, it's the world that's wrong.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-01-12 03:59pm

NecronLord wrote:The pop up for PM should say "Captain, we are being hailed"

or "My lord, the Emperor commands you to speak with him!"

NecronLord wrote:and the go to message box link should be

"On screen Uhura"

"Captain, move us out of the Asteriod field, so we can send a clear transmission."