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Caption This(The Putin Edition)

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"So, Cheney can shoot a man on a hunting trip? Watch as I release my cabinet into this river and go fishing."
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When you're Ex-KGB and the premier of the Russian parliament, you get to wax your chest with no weird looks.
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"Come to me... Fishes."
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Post by Adrian Laguna »

Putin is less than two months shy of his 55th birthday. He looks pretty decent. In fact, judging by his arms he finds time to pump iron in between turning the Russian youth into rabid pro-him, and antagonizing the west.
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Adrian Laguna wrote:Putin is less than two months shy of his 55th birthday. He looks pretty decent. In fact, judging by his arms he finds time to pump iron in between turning the Russian youth into rabid pro-him, and antagonizing the west.
*sigh* I miss those Commie bastards :(
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There's a whole series of those pics of his fishing trip out. One article joked that he had won the "hottest head of state of 2007" award.

It's very Mussolini, actually.
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"Here I am, proving that not only capitalist west can relax and have good time. Indeed, I shall fly fish with the reel of the people!"
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Post by Pelranius »

That pretty much puts the comparisons of Dobby to rest in the gulag, doesn't it?
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(Translated from Russian) "I dare you to make a funny caption of this. Go ahead, Capitalist American dog."
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Something along the lines of "Master Baiter" comes to mind, but nothing that really seems good enough.
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If his fishing rod was down a few inches, I think we could get away with a good, solid "Come, feel the ROD of the PEOPLE."
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In Soviet Russia the Fish Catch YOU!
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