OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-12 06:25pm

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html

In the words of Muad'dib:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-12 06:28pm

For the absolutely clueless: that site's a joke

If it had really happened: death threats galore, and riots in motion.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-01-12 06:30pm

Gaaa

Words fail me
......

Hara-Kiri(sp?) time

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-12 06:45pm

Faram wrote:Hara-Kiri(sp?) time

Why kill yourself when you can loot and pillage New Line Cinema?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-12 06:51pm

Sheer tragic loss.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-12 07:06pm

Prepare for ALCM release, NUKE THE FUCKING THING NUKE IT TILL ITS DEAD!!!!!!!

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-12 08:06pm

Jar-Jar Binks in LOTR?

*head explodes*

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-01-12 08:17pm

Mmmm, cleansing atomic fire...

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-12 09:00pm

No, that doesn't happen til the Special Edition by Lucas, also sauron shoots first.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-12 10:35pm

LMAO...whew...if such was true...that would mark the end of New Line.

Indeed it'd be funny still.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-12 10:45pm

lol, it's brilliant. . .

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-01-12 11:04pm

Nuke em till they glow in the dark then shoot em at night

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-13 08:18pm

I'm suprised so many people on this board don't see this for the obvious satire it is.

I saw it several weeks ago, and knew it was a spoof simply by looking at the picture. (Which, btw, is a top-notch Photoshop job.)

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-13 08:24pm

DIIIIEEEEEEE!

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-13 08:29pm

Even if it's a satire, I still want to blow his head off. Still funny.

Draco Starcloud · Post by **Draco Starcloud** » 2003-01-14 04:34am

Despite it being a fairly obvious hoax, I still gagged when I started reading. It had me freaked out for awhile. Then I had a funny thought about a flashback showing Jar-Jaromir somehow starting the Great War that happened the however many years before LotR.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-01-14 07:03am

LOLOLOLOLOL

*laughed himself to torpor*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-14 04:18pm

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::: links computer with orbital nuke satillite:::

::sets target to new line cinima HQ:::

:: presses the button::

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-14 05:59pm

Kill it!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-15 03:03pm

we must make it DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-15 09:05pm

This is worse that N'Sync in AotC! Except, the latter actually could have happened, if it were not for the death threats Lucas recieved from all of the fans that weren't 10 year-old girls.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-01-15 10:53pm

OMFG! I try to imagine this, but then I feel that my head is about to explode.

HAve a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-16 11:26am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:This is worse that N'Sync in AotC! Except, the latter actually could have happened, if it were not for the death threats Lucas recieved from all of the fans that weren't 10 year-old girls.

no it couldn't no way it could

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-16 11:41am

MY EYES DEVOUR MY BRAIN!!!!!!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-01-18 05:21pm

DIE!