Organ Size

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-12 05:44am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:7" erect.

Let's see some of you claim I'm such a prude now.

Sure took you long enough.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-01-12 06:54am

Mine is so fucking monsterous, that I have to coil it around my body several times. That's why people think I'm fat.

Get an erection and you'd squeeze yourself in half.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-12 07:19am

Zaia wrote:. How would you even--nevermind, I really don't want to know. You'd have to be doing something reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally bad to whip out a ruler then and..yeah.......

I'm not even sure I could read the ruler at that angle....

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-01-12 12:54pm

Lord Poe wrote:Mine is so fucking monsterous, that I have to coil it around my body several times. That's why people think I'm fat.

Wait a second, that means that if you get an erection in public your DOOOMED!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-12 01:02pm

jmac wrote:I don't wear bras so I don't know about breast size

Well, we do know that your breasts fill my hands quite nicely, and that they're so warm and fun to play with. They also bounce quite quite well when we go running or when you're riding me during sex. From that I know that they're C cups, though I can't get an accurate measure on the other part of bra size.

As for my penis size it's slightly smaller than average, which unfortunately means I have no future as a pornstar.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-12 01:22pm

My wife has an interesting body chemistry: when she gains weight it goes straight to her boobs and hips, but almost nowhere else. So while she still has a 25" waist she's overflowing her 42 D bra.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-12 01:22pm

aerius wrote:
jmac wrote:I don't wear bras so I don't know about breast size
Well, we do know that your breasts fill my hands quite nicely, and that they're so warm and fun to play with. They also bounce quite quite well when we go running or when you're riding me during sex. From that I know that they're C cups, though I can't get an accurate measure on the other part of bra size.

As for my penis size it's slightly smaller than average, which unfortunately means I have no future as a pornstar.

to lovers talking about their sex life ( at least on of them is ). ain´t that cute?
it would be pretty interesting, if you opened 2 new threads. one for jmac to tell us these stories from her view and one for aerius to see them from his view.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-12 07:24pm

innerbrat wrote:I'm not even sure I could read the ruler at that angle....

For real. Besides, even if I was having a boring enough time to suggest whipping out the ruler, what would it mean once I knew anyway? No one else knows (as far as I know, anyway), so it's not like I can brag or mope about it or anything.... *shrug*

Haven't decided whether I should post the other or not. I really don't think Ando or Ewo would care to know what my cup size is...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-12 08:09pm

You don't have to measure it exactly. You can always just tell us if it peeks out very much, or something like that.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-01-12 08:14pm

7 and a half inches long

near two and a half across

never bothered to measure around

the range is below three feet though

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-12 08:20pm

Like Howard Stern, I have no problem admitting that I'm no porno stud. I'm average at best. Then again, Rebecca has told me that there are certain sex acts she would never let me perform on her if I was any bigger, so I'm not going to cry about it

PS. You guys who keep saying you have foot-long dicks do realize that most women find the really big ones scary, don't you? You're trying to impress the guys, not the girls. That makes perfect sense in Einy's case, but for the rest of you ...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-12 09:01pm

Darth Wong wrote:Like Howard Stern, I have no problem admitting that I'm no porno stud. I'm average at best. Then again, Rebecca has told me that there are certain sex acts she would never let me perform on her if I was any bigger, so I'm not going to cry about it

Anal comes to mind immediately for some reason, though I imagine there are other things that won't be too pleasant with a porno-sized dick. It still boggles my mind how female pornstars can easily take a thick, foot long dick up the ass and get pumped hard without passing out in pain.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-12 09:03pm

aerius wrote: Anal comes to mind immediately for some reason, though I imagine there are other things that won't be too pleasant with a porno-sized dick. It still boggles my mind how female pornstars can easily take a thick, foot long dick up the ass and get pumped hard without passing out in pain.

What about deep throat? Some of that shit is downright scary.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-12 09:13pm

XaLEv wrote:What about deep throat? Some of that shit is downright scary.

That's another thing I wonder about, how the hell do they deep throat monster sized dicks without gagging and throwing up? In my customs days I've seen amateur porn where the girl gagged on the penises and couldn't continue, so they likely do some kind of training or something to give BJ's and deep throats. Maybe they actually do have a school for pornstars somewhere that we haven't heard about.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-12 09:17pm

Porno girls do sometimes gag; that is usually edited out, although some directors actually keep it in because there are some guys who get off on that (yeah, I know, it's pretty sad).

I don't know what the fuck a male porno fan is supposed to get out of watching another guy get a blowjob anyway.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-12 09:24pm

Reminds me of a porno blooper I saw once, chick gaged and cum shot out her nose.

J · Post by J » 2003-01-12 09:48pm

The thing that both my BF and myself found surprising was how much my breasts have filled out after I turned 20. I pretty much stopped growing when I was about 19 and back then I was perhaps about halfway between an A cup & a B cup. Since then they've filled out to C cups, and they'd better not get any bigger since that would get in the way of doing a lot of sports!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-12 10:57pm

Darth Wong wrote:I don't know what the fuck a male porno fan is supposed to get out of watching another guy get a blowjob anyway.

I can't figure out this one either, especially with the shitty camera angles they tend to use. All I can see is the guy's dick, the girl's face, and a pair of hairy balls, I can't even see the girl's tits or anything for fuck's sake! And I'm suppose to get turned on by this how?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-12 11:12pm

XaLEv wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:7" erect.

Let's see some of you claim I'm such a prude now.
Sure took you long enough.

Bah.

The fact that I even posted here should be enough...

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-01-12 11:39pm

Since it amuses us all to enjoin such conversation:
Roughly 6", never measured girth just length.

Zaia why would Ando and Ewo not want to know?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-13 12:43am

CmdrWilkens wrote:Zaia why would Ando and Ewo not want to know?

Because they know me in real life, one is a straight female friend, one is a male friend who is dating one of my best friends, and they probably don't want to think about how large my breasts are?

Just a guess.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-13 01:07am

Zaia wrote: Because they know me in real life, one is a straight female friend, one is a male friend who is dating one of my best friends, and they probably don't want to think about how large my breasts are?

Just a guess.

Use small print then.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-13 01:11am

Well, then put a disclaimer at the top of your post, Zaia!

Mine is between 6 and 7 inches long, when I measured it 6 months ago (it was late and I was bored). But I'm still growing, I think.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-01-13 01:16am

7" fully erect
6 1/2" around

no bullshit either.

*pats digital camera*

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-13 01:23am

Sonnenburg wrote:My wife has an interesting body chemistry: when she gains weight it goes straight to her boobs and hips, but almost nowhere else. So while she still has a 25" waist she's overflowing her 42 D bra.

Why do I picture you standing over her with a chocolate bar saying "come on honey, just eat one more. It's good for both of us."