I'm sorry, this is even better:
US soldiers sent abroad, numbering in the many tens of thousands, unfortunately include a handful of criminal decidedly impolite person(s), lefty plants, and other assorted undesirables. Therefore a handful of terrible events have occurred, such as Abu Gharaib, the rapist, and the murderer.
What ... the ... fuck? So, let me get this straight, an unspecified number of atrocities in Iraq have occured because "the Left", in it's infinite conspiratorial wisdom and foresight, actually
planted ....
planted!, troops in the American military with the intent of committing these acts to embarrass the United States!
Please, someone confirm this is Darkstar. This is just too demented, even for him.