Noah's Ark Found??

[GrandMasterTerwynn]

Can it be?

Found:

Official:
http://www.noahsark.it/

Interviews with Angelo Palego:
http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/mmmgroup/e-ark.html

(there has a video of them)

What do you think of it? Just curious..

By way, I am atheist.

PS: Don't poke me or I will kill you with my hand device! :P

The site has about as much bullshit content as a loaded cattle truck.

So, we're not to poke you eh?

::Takes out light-saber. Turns it on.::

POKE!

Errrr, whoops . . . you Goa'uld have those magic resurrecting coffin thingies though . . . right?

[Darth Yoshi]

N00b Alert!!!
[Mola Ram]Welcome.[/Mola Ram] *chucks egg*


That said, wood isn't structurally strong enough to build something as massive as the Ark. That is the reason people couldn't build skyscrapers until the industrial revolutions, and why the Ark can't exist.

[Peregrin Toker]

Of course this isn't the Ark!!

We all know that Noah's Ark was a starship!!!

[Antie]

I really used to be into the Noah's Ark story when I was about six years old. Even then, I realized that building a vessel that massive wouldn't have been possible.

Oh, and nice avatar, Yoshi.

[Warspite]

I have to wonder about these people...

They took images of a site from either satellite or aircraft, probably the latter based on angle and resolution.
The built a website of the images and made their claim known.
They did all sorts of work with the images to try and prove their claim.

But...
They never bothered to go up that mountain and take up close pictures and do research on the supposed relic.

[...]

Yet another person saying we need an expedition up there to prove anything.

Could there be something up there? Sure, but it's far more likely to be an ancient structure like a fortress or cabin than a ship. Of course the only way to know is to get up there and document it, something that these claimants seem unwilling to do.

The Turkish Government doesn't allow expeditions up there anymore (wow! ), I think those 1985 where the last, after that, it was only possible through satellite pictures.

[Hathor]

Pile of rubble.

PS: ::pokes you with a P90:: Goauld scum!

What is P90? Is it gun machine? If, so.. buh humbag! *Force Shield rises around me.* ahaha, you're useless to me!

Frank Hipper: Thank you. Zat is useless to against my perfect force shield! *Glows my eyes!*

*Activates the ring transport *

[Hathor]

Can it be?

Found:

Official:
http://www.noahsark.it/

Interviews with Angelo Palego:
http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/mmmgroup/e-ark.html

(there has a video of them)

What do you think of it? Just curious..

By way, I am atheist.

PS: Don't poke me or I will kill you with my hand device!

I think it's exceptionally silly.

AND...

pokes Hathor with her (his?) own hand device.

There ya go, Hathy. Welcome to SD.net!

I agree with you, it is full of BS.

Oh!! your finger broke! I am sorry about that! you better watch out!

PS: I am female. no, i mean we are HATHOR!!! *GLOWS my EYES*

*Activates the ring transport *

[Hathor]

Poke Da n00b!

Poke Da n00b!

BTW, no it's not possible.

Ouch!, oh you.. *rise the force shield*

*poke him back with my hand device!*



*poke back at Alyrium Denryle, Darth Yoshi, and GrandMasterTerwynn*

Anyway, I most agree with y'all about this event is scum!*GLOWS EYES*

*activates the personal cloak device* so, no more poke!

you Goa'uld have those magic resurrecting coffin thingies though . . . right?

yes.... you fool! stop do it or you will get a lot of painful than you except!

Thank y'all! I am enjoying reading this forum!

*Activates the ring transport *

[Patrick Degan]

Of course this isn't the Ark!!

We all know that Noah's Ark was a starship!!!

The one carrying the Golgafrinchans, of course.

[kheegster]

Of course this isn't the Ark!!

We all know that Noah's Ark was a starship!!!

The one carrying the Golgafrinchans, of course.

In that case Noah must have been VERY clean...and had very wrinkly fingers, too...

KG

[kheegster]

The Turkish Government doesn't allow expeditions up there anymore (wow! ), I think those 1985 where the last, after that, it was only possible through satellite pictures.

Why doesn't the Turkish Government allow expeditions up there? Afraid of Christian fundies entering the country en masse?

[Darth Servo]

*activates the personal cloak device* so, no more poke!

*Launches hypermatter powered, shield piercing poke.*

*POKE*

[Admiral Valdemar]

The Turkish Government doesn't allow expeditions up there anymore (wow! ), I think those 1985 where the last, after that, it was only possible through satellite pictures.

Why doesn't the Turkish Government allow expeditions up there? Afraid of Christian fundies entering the country en masse?

No, so they can make a killing on selling their own photos of the area and souvenirs without having others go up and do it.

[Warspite]

The Turkish Government doesn't allow expeditions up there anymore (wow! ), I think those 1985 where the last, after that, it was only possible through satellite pictures.

Why doesn't the Turkish Government allow expeditions up there? Afraid of Christian fundies entering the country en masse?

No, so they can make a killing on selling their own photos of the area and souvenirs without having others go up and do it.

That, and politics mixing with religion. Anyway, they should let a scientific team up there and end this subject once and for all, the worse that could happen would be a inconclusive analysis, and the fundies would still be happy.

[Admiral Valdemar]

Of course this isn't the Ark!!

We all know that Noah's Ark was a starship!!!

Actually, it was a machine made by God to help bring about evolution and alter weather patterns on the planet.

I saw it on a documentary once called Spriggan I think.

[kheegster]

Of course this isn't the Ark!!

We all know that Noah's Ark was a starship!!!

Actually, it was a machine made by God to help bring about evolution and alter weather patterns on the planet.

I saw it on a documentary once called Spriggan I think.

It's amazing how far fundies would go to justify their beliefs...

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

The Turkish Government doesn't allow expeditions up there anymore (wow! ), I think those 1985 where the last, after that, it was only possible through satellite pictures.

Why doesn't the Turkish Government allow expeditions up there? Afraid of Christian fundies entering the country en masse?

It's more than that. They don't want to fundies to not find it, and accuse the Turks of blasphemy. If tehy can't find a boat several times larger than any wooden boat made, they should make one fo their own.

[Admiral Valdemar]

Of course this isn't the Ark!!

We all know that Noah's Ark was a starship!!!

Actually, it was a machine made by God to help bring about evolution and alter weather patterns on the planet.

I saw it on a documentary once called Spriggan I think.

It's amazing how far fundies would go to justify their beliefs...

Hehe, it's actually an animé film with an Indy Jones like feel, though I wouldn't be surprised if the Fundies did adopt this tactic too.

[Darth Servo]

Hehe, it's actually an animé film with an Indy Jones like feel, though I wouldn't be surprised if the Fundies did adopt this tactic too.

What tactic? Drawing cartoons and then using those cartoons to "prove" their position? There's at least one who already does. His name's Jack Chick.

[Admiral Valdemar]

Hehe, it's actually an animé film with an Indy Jones like feel, though I wouldn't be surprised if the Fundies did adopt this tactic too.

What tactic? Drawing cartoons and then using those cartoons to "prove" their position? There's at least one who already does. His name's Jack Chick.

Yeah, but these cartoons even if animé make more sense.

[The Dark]

The Turkish Government doesn't allow expeditions up there anymore (wow! ), I think those 1985 where the last, after that, it was only possible through satellite pictures.

Why doesn't the Turkish Government allow expeditions up there? Afraid of Christian fundies entering the country en masse?

It's more than that. They don't want to fundies to not find it, and accuse the Turks of blasphemy. If tehy can't find a boat several times larger than any wooden boat made, they should make one fo their own.

I thought I had heard something about the mountain being one of the more dangerous ones to climb also. I may be thinking of the wrong expedition, though, I only pay minor attention to mountain climbers, even when there are casualties .

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

Why doesn't the Turkish Government allow expeditions up there? Afraid of Christian fundies entering the country en masse?

No, so they can make a killing on selling their own photos of the area and souvenirs without having others go up and do it.

That, and politics mixing with religion. Anyway, they should let a scientific team up there and end this subject once and for all, the worse that could happen would be a inconclusive analysis, and the fundies would still be happy.

Actually, the very worst that could (conceivably) happen is that they find out the fundies were right. And does any of us really want to take that risk? I don't.

And to you, Hathor, me Goa'uld cutie, I say... um... hmm.



pokepokepokepokepokepoke

*activates evil warlord getaway device*

[Darth Wong]

It's not possible to discover that the fundies were right, for the simple reason that you can't make a seaworthy 1000 foot long wooden boat. At worst, they might find some pieces of wood, unless there's an elaborate hoax plant.

As I said before, the creationists love to waste time and effort claiming to find the Ark in various places which coincidentally can't be examined, but the challenge remains for them to prove the shipbuilders wrong and make a seaworthy 1000 foot long wooden boat.

[Zoink]

Has anyone worked out the volume requirements for two of everything? Assuming evolution is satanic deception,.. we'll need enough space for two of every single species and every sub-species.

I'd also be interested in knowing how much manure the shovelled everyday

[InnerBrat]

Has anyone worked out the volume requirements for two of everything? Assuming evolution is satanic deception,.. we'll need enough space for two of every single species and every sub-species.

I'd also be interested in knowing how much manure the shovelled everyday

This is why cretaionists are continually changing the definition of the words 'kind' and 'microevolution'. Ask them which taxonomic level they're actually tlaking about, and they're speechless...