Greatest Moment in Simpsons History

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-06 07:20pm

1. What was the greatest single moment in Simpsons history?

2. What is the greatest episode in Simpsons history?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-06 07:37pm

1. The day they desided to begin running the Tree-Houes of Horror Specials

2. The Tree-House where Homer Simpson teachs budding young Quantum Physiscst the dangers of Time Travel

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-06 07:41pm

1. The Eldorado comertial.
2. Can't pick one.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-06 07:44pm

1. The Eldorado comertial

Whats that?

Speaking of Comerical Remeber the One for the Cayanoaro?(The SCV so big its illegle for high-way driving, Ten feet tall and thirty feet wide, Cayanoaro... Caynaoaro!(Not sure on spelling its supposed to be Canyon with arao or somthing in there some where)

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-08-06 07:52pm

I think thats what he meant.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-06 08:08pm

The Greatest Episode was Sherry Bobbins or Mr. Scorpio. Those two were flat out great. The greatest moment, IMHO, was when Homer was watching TV and it said, "Well, it's twelve o'clock, do you know where your kids are?"

And an exasperated Homer replied, "I told you last night, no."

A runner up moment would have been when Otto was talking to Bart, and Bart said that he was the coolest adult he knew. "Whoa, an adult. I've never been called an adult, before. I've been tried as one, but, never actually called an adult."

The third place moment would have been when Sherry Bobbins got sucked into the jet engine.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-06 08:11pm

Mr Bean wrote:
1. The Eldorado comertial
Whats that?

Speaking of Comerical Remeber the One for the Cayanoaro?(The SCV so big its illegle for high-way driving, Ten feet tall and thirty feet wide, Cayanoaro... Caynaoaro!(Not sure on spelling its supposed to be Canyon with arao or somthing in there some where)

She's twelve yards long, two lanes wide and sixty four tons of American pride, Canyonero, YA! Canyonero....

She's king of hill in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts....

Another GREAT episode was the one when Lisa and Bart have to play hockey agaisnt each other.

And what did you guys think of Rock Bottom (Hard Copy)?

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-06 08:18pm

I would have to agree the single greatest moment is the Canyonero commercial. Man, I love that!

Anybody remember the deer part?:)

I can't think of a single episode, but close ones are the ones with Mr. Scorpio (already mentioned), the one where Ned gets hauled off to the nut house, and the one where Abe reveals the Hellfish Bonanza. Note how all those episodes are also abundant in parodies and references to well-known movies

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-06 08:22pm

She blinds everybody with her ultra-high beams,
She's a squirrel-crushing, deer smacking driving machine.

[The Federal Highway Commission has deemed Canyonero unsafe for highway or sub-urban use].

Talk about roomy! That's all from the episode in which Krusty loses it and turns to Bart and Jay Leno for help.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-08-06 08:24pm

There are so many great Simpsons episodes and moments. I cant pick an absolute favorite, just ones that really stick in the memory.

One scene that quickly comes to mind is from the Halloween special where one of the giant advertising statues roars like Godzilla.

When, Jo Jo the helper monkey turns into a big, fat, sloth.

When Homer hits a mogul with his crotch over and over on the way down the mountain while skiing.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-06 08:40pm

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did mean Canyonaro.

Also a great moment was when the kids were getting a free piece of undeliverable mail, Ralph picks up a box that has "To: Otto the bus driver" on it, and he walks over to the drug sniffing dogs which start barking, and Ralph says "I got dog food". Or when Ralph said "Why do people always run away from me." and then wets himself without his expression changing.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-06 09:02pm

Another good Ralph moment is when Lisa is talking him through putting his pajamas on and he comes out proud because he put his pajamas on completely upside down. "I dressed myself."

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-06 10:04pm

Master of Ossus wrote:She blinds everybody with her ultra-high beams,
She's a squirrel-crushing, deer smacking driving machine.

HA, THANKS!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-08-06 10:11pm

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five...

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down! It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams; she's a squirrel-crushing, deer-smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

One of the finest songs in the history of the show.

Don't forget the Stonecutter's song, either.

All: Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!

Karl: Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Lenny: Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
Alien: We do! We do!

All: Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do! We do!

Skinner: Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Homer: Who rigs every Oscar night?
All: We do! We do!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-06 10:16pm

Ahh yes Mr. Scorpio

Great lines from that show
Homer: But Marge! Were weeks ahead of the Bio-chemcial Warfare and the Weather Machine Guns

Homer: Is this a bad time to talk(As SWAT memebers Rapple into the Open Laser Room shooting at everything)
Mr. Scorpio: Well to be honset(pauses to shoot are troops) I'm having a little Goverment problem right now
Homer: Damn goverment always sticking it to the little guy
(More chaos)
Homer: Well you see my Family doesn't like it here so I'm sorry but we can't stay here
Mr. Scorpio: Well it pains me to say this Homer(Throws Gernade), But I hate to loose you, But I understand
Homer: I'm real sorry about this is there anything I can do for you?
Mr. Scorpio: Well if you kill a few people on the way out I sure would apprecate it

(The enitre part with James Bond, This is the second time he stoped Bond remeber the first)
Bond: Hit me
Bond:(looks at card) This is a joker, your supposed to take those out
Homer: Woops sorry(Hits him with next card)
Bond: Ehh.. How to play Poker?
Bad Guy: Ha ha ha Mr Bond looks like you loose
Bond: What? I never loose it was Homers Fault, HIS!
(As Bond is draged away)
Bond: Can't you even tell me your Nefarious sceme to rule the world
Bad Guy- Oh ho, Not going to fall for that one agian

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-06 10:18pm

Arrgh can't forget the Stonecutter Song, Best Joke song ever heard

And this line

Head Stonecutter: Remove the Stone Of Shame
Homer: Wohoo!
Head Stonecutter: And put on the stone of Joy!(Attatchs larger stone)
Homer: (Classic line) Doh

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-08-06 11:39pm

Nitpick, actually, it's "Attach the Stone of Triumph!"

Free Padme desktop picture for whoever can tell me which actor delivered that line in The Simpsons. :P

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-06 11:52pm

1. Treehouse of horror where Kang and Kodos use the Bob Dole and Bill Clinton disguises. Gotta love the saucer in the capital dome.

2. The episode where Homer is on the run from PBS and becomes a missionary. SAVE ME JEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-07 12:12am

Durandal wrote:Nitpick, actually, it's "Attach the Stone of Triumph!"

Free Padme desktop picture for whoever can tell me which actor delivered that line in The Simpsons.

Damnit, I usually know!

Graeme Dice · Post by **Graeme Dice** » 2002-08-07 01:41am

Durandal wrote:Nitpick, actually, it's "Attach the Stone of Triumph!"

Free Padme desktop picture for whoever can tell me which actor delivered that line in The Simpsons.

I'm going to take a wild stab at it and say Patrick Stewart.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-07 02:16am

Graeme Dice wrote:
Durandal wrote:Nitpick, actually, it's "Attach the Stone of Triumph!"

Free Padme desktop picture for whoever can tell me which actor delivered that line in The Simpsons.
I'm going to take a wild stab at it and say Patrick Stewart.

(memory kicks back in) he's right you know

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-07 02:27am

My favorite comedy song was "I'm an Amendment to be," based on School House Rock. It is astonishingly accurate, and it inspired me to write my own parody of the same songs about my Chemistry teacher in Junior Year.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-07 05:42am

2. the best one is Bart vs Australia one... they show us out to be such a bunch of drongos..... he he he

1. Well, they're both from Bart vs Australia.

Marge: I'd like a cup of coffee please
Bar tender: Right. One beer coming up.
Marge: No! Coffee!
Bar Tender: Beer.
Marge: CO-FEE
BT: BE-EER
Marge: C-O...
BT: B-E....
etc etc etc.

Or where the PM of Australia is lying naked in the inner tube in the billabong.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-08-07 07:08am

Worker and Parasite ("What... the... hell... was that about?").

Devils Advocate · Post by **Devils Advocate** » 2002-08-07 03:03pm

Gun Store Owner: "Ok Mister Simpson sign here."

Gun Store Owner: "Alright your gun will be released to you in five days."

Homer: "Five days?!? But I'm angry NOW!"

The Simpsons, the best written show in TV history. Period.