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Cation this! The Monkey Love Edition

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Clearly, the monkey luring the Dove into a false sense of security.
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clearly it's the monkey asking for a feather pillow.
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Hung like a gorilla, with an enormous pecker, he truly was the Casanova of the Rainforest.
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Gorillas actually have very small penises.
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Pick wrote:Gorillas actually have very small penises.
A gorilla's penis on a tiny monky would still be pretty big
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A 1.5 inch penis (erect) still wouldn't be that big on that monkey. Gorillas have one of the smallest primate penises.
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^^he wins^^
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You learn something every day...

The other obvious entry to this competition is of course...

Fe2+, Cu+, Mg2+, Mn2+ and Li+
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How about just a simple

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El Moose Monstero wrote:You learn something every day...

The other obvious entry to this competition is of course...

Fe2+, Cu+, Mg2+, Mn2+ and Li+
Ferrous ion, cuprous ion, magnesium ion, manganous ion, lithium ion?
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Ebony and Ivory.
That one was so obvious, I can't believe I was the first to type that in.
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darthbob88 wrote:
El Moose Monstero wrote:You learn something every day...

The other obvious entry to this competition is of course...

Fe2+, Cu+, Mg2+, Mn2+ and Li+
Ferrous ion, cuprous ion, magnesium ion, manganous ion, lithium ion?
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El Moose Monstero wrote:You learn something every day...

The other obvious entry to this competition is of course...

Fe2+, Cu+, Mg2+, Mn2+ and Li+
E,F,B.
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