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http://www.somethingawful.co*/
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G2k's Star Trek vs. Star Wars Tech Assessment (thanks Scott) <http://www.st-v-sw.net/STSWhi2.html> - If I had to use two words to describe this site, I would choose "nuts" and "fucking," although not in that order. In addition, I would repeat the word "fucking" approximately 15,000 times for emphasis, as this is simply the most ridiculous and ungodly site I have ever gazed my eyes upon. Star Wars fanboys are pure evil. Star Trek fanboys are pure evil with double the grease amount. You combine these two forces together and you get what is easily the worst website I've seen in at least nine hours.
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It's already in my sig...

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Beat you to it by 30 seconds. :lol:
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Darkstar should be made aware that even the internet thinks he's crazy. :D
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Shinova wrote:Darkstar should be made aware that even the internet thinks he's crazy. :D
Especially when it's a site like Something Awful.

This will get seen at other big sites, Stileproject, Fark, and eventually leak into places like Penny-Arcade, PvP... hell even User Friendly. By extension of that it goes to Gamespy and other HUGE sites.

Soon everyone will see the idiocy, quite a scary prospect actually...

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Well, SD.Net, SWTC, and I think Poe's site have all been on Portal of Evil before...
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I beat you both by 10 minutes. :D (see off-topic forum)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry when sites like somethingawful think you're nuts.

Whew...saddest part is I can see a Penny Arcade comic and he'll scream "This proves I'm the last bastion of TREK!!!!"
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Ahahahhaha...

His website has been Slashdotted as well. Not that it's on Slashdot, but with the traffic from somethingawful.co*, it's running slower than hell :P
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Crayz9000 wrote:Ahahahhaha...

His website has been Slashdotted as well. Not that it's on Slashdot, but with the traffic from somethingawful.co*, it's running slower than hell :P

Maybe they'll kill his bandwidth :mrgreen:
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Shinova wrote:Maybe they'll kill his bandwidth :mrgreen:
And maybe they'll charge him outragous bills and he'll give up on hosting a website. :D
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And we'll witness the death of the greatest troll in Star Trek!

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Sorry, couldn't control myself. :D
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I liked the way they didn't just give his site a passing mention, but quoted a big piece of it for the purpose of making fun of him.
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Actually, they might be doing the "SW vs ST debaters are total geeks that live outside of reality" thing, which is pretty much what POE did with Mike's, Saxton's, and Poe's site...

Just thought I'd bring it up.

Then again, they could really think he's nuts for his position.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, SD.Net, SWTC, and I think Poe's site have all been on Portal of Evil before...
Really? What's that?
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http://www.portalofevil is a website that lists links to some of the most bizzare, disgusting, insane, and pathetic sites online.
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Shit, that should be http://www.portalofevil.com...
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PS: Make sure to check out the nerd fight on this page. Whenever you're feeling depressed and think you're a worthless heap of dork, keep in mind that AT LEAST YOU DID NOT TAKE PART IN THIS DEBATE.

PPS: Also take a look at the 500,000-word essay on the horsepower of the Millennium Falcon, an article which will debunk all the myths and misconceptions you were taught in school and church regarding Han Solo's pimpmobile.
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Wong, MoO. It appears you have nothing to live for. Darkstar has stolen your immortal souls and dragged them to his realm of BS :D
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Darkstars site on SA.

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Shit, that should be http://www.portalofevil.com...
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I'm just curious. Did anyone here submit G2K's website to SA?

I know that most of their stuff is submitted by willing minions...
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It's funny that the second guy posting a link in Crayz9000's post is called Cheradenine, as in Cheradenine Zakalwe from one of the Culture novels.
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