Caption This! Superman: Doomsday Edition
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Caption This! Superman: Doomsday Edition
Yes, this is taken from the film itself. It's begging for a twisted caption.
Edit: Found a slightly better picture.
Edit: Found a slightly better picture.
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Re: Caption This! Superman: Doomsday Edition
Superman's acting roles in mainstream Hollywood eventually dried up, so he moved onto softcore gay porn...
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Gawd, lame, dudes . The joke that it looks gay is implicit; your caption should add on that. If it doesn't, just let it speak for itself.
Even something like, "Good mooorning!" works better than "cockstickinbuttthankxlolololol."
Even something like, "Good mooorning!" works better than "cockstickinbuttthankxlolololol."
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Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.
Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.
They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.
They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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