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Caption This! Superman: Doomsday Edition

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Yes, this is taken from the film itself. It's begging for a twisted caption. :D

Edit: Found a slightly better picture.

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I think "Who's your daddy?" is sufficient already, thanks.
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Superman's acting roles in mainstream Hollywood eventually dried up, so he moved onto softcore gay porn...
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Just the tip...
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Post by Pick »

Gawd, lame, dudes :P. The joke that it looks gay is implicit; your caption should add on that. If it doesn't, just let it speak for itself.

Even something like, "Good mooorning!" works better than "cockstickinbuttthankxlolololol."
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Pick wrote:"cockstickinbuttthankxlolololol."
I think that's the winning caption. Seriously. Kind of a meta-joke, one that makes fun of these kinds of jokes, which are admittedly rather juvenile.

Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)
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JUST THE TIP! JUST THE TIP!
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Pick, I know you were rolling your eyes as you typed out "cockstickinbuttthankxlolololol," but I lol'ed.
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Was it good for you?
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