How to piss off an Atheist
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How to piss off an Atheist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzXF7YUyU2c
So true... I'm pretty sure we can all relate to a lot of these
So true... I'm pretty sure we can all relate to a lot of these
Good stuff, but I don't get number 20, "Speak to them with a fake Australian accent".
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This should explain the bad australian accent AND the bannana.Walsh wrote:Good stuff, but I don't get number 20, "Speak to them with a fake Australian accent".
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On the note of funneh creationism videos, has anyone seen this charming series?
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Heh, the mass of the sun one (I couldn't sit and watch any more) was funny. People hear "Wow, 5 million tons a second! That's a lot! It obviously must have been MUCH bigger in the distant past!", without realizing how huge these things already are.Zablorg wrote:On the note of funneh creationism videos, has anyone seen this charming series?
5 million tons per second for 6 billion years is 9.4e26 kilograms. That's .04% of the sun's current total mass of 1.98e30 kilograms. It would have very little effect on the radius of the sun. Alpha Centauri A is about 10% more massive than the sun, and it's only 20% larger, not the 115 times larger it'd need to be to consume Earth, according to that idiot.
Assuming the 5-million-ton-per-second figure is constant over the life of the star (which it isn't, of course), it could burn for 10 trillion years, nearly 1000 times the current age of the universe!
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"Sufficiently advanced technology is often indistinguishable from magic." -- Clarke's Third Law
"Then, from sea to shining sea, the God-King sang the praises of teflon, and with his face to the sunshine, he churned lots of butter." -- Body of a pharmacy spam email
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Damn, wasn't quite thinking properly there. Yes, the majority of the reacted mass does remain as helium, but we're still talking about 1.4e30kg of hydrogen still in the star. So, maybe .041% of the sun's total hydrogen has been consumed since ignition.Zablorg wrote:....
Ok then
Didn't refuting that argument have something to do with the fact that the hydrogen is not actually lost as such, just fused? I'm not sure though, as I haven't seen that episode in a while.
The video didn't cover either point, really, just saying 'obsolete measurements' and the natural growth and shrinking cycles of the sun.
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Eric from ASVS
"Sufficiently advanced technology is often indistinguishable from magic." -- Clarke's Third Law
"Then, from sea to shining sea, the God-King sang the praises of teflon, and with his face to the sunshine, he churned lots of butter." -- Body of a pharmacy spam email
Here's my avatar, full-sized (Yoshitoshi ABe's autograph in my Lain: Omnipresence artbook)
Eric from ASVS
"Sufficiently advanced technology is often indistinguishable from magic." -- Clarke's Third Law
"Then, from sea to shining sea, the God-King sang the praises of teflon, and with his face to the sunshine, he churned lots of butter." -- Body of a pharmacy spam email
Here's my avatar, full-sized (Yoshitoshi ABe's autograph in my Lain: Omnipresence artbook)
That's not an Australian accent, it's a New Zealand accent.General Schatten wrote:This should explain the bad australian accent AND the bannana.Walsh wrote:Good stuff, but I don't get number 20, "Speak to them with a fake Australian accent".
I see where they got it from now, though. Thanks.
"I'd love to take part in a political debate with Americans where anybody who tries to bring up the Founding Fathers gets an electric shock to the nuts." - Darth Wong.
"If you are looking in the bible for a guide to living a compassionate and wise and humane life, well then frankly you've got more chance of finding a lap-dancing club in Mecca, or a virgin in a catholic orphanage" - Pat Condell
"If you are looking in the bible for a guide to living a compassionate and wise and humane life, well then frankly you've got more chance of finding a lap-dancing club in Mecca, or a virgin in a catholic orphanage" - Pat Condell