I received an email from Mr. Lord Dark Star Himself

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-14 01:15pm

Sothis wrote:He replied to a Something Awful article???? Well, that confirms it, Darkstar is several ants short of a picnic.

Replying to any SA.com article that pokes fun, nevermind ALotD, usually results in Leonard Crabs, attorney of law, to take action.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-14 03:28pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Puting in his words

"to understand what I say, you must understand first how my brain works"

Wouldn't the response to Darkstar if he said that statement as such is

"Prove it"

And yow...I think he's secretly in love with Wong(reminds me of John Jones, and his weirdo obession with Kurt Buseik...I wonder when DS will make a claim that Wong stole his woman from him and stole ideas from him as well)

Isil`Zha · Post by **Isil`Zha** » 2003-01-14 05:28pm

haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-14 06:37pm

should those last two words be reversed in order ?

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-01-14 08:30pm

You know, I'm not sure what disturbs me more: His paranoia, violent emotional outbursts, or severely closeted homosexuality.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-14 08:31pm

I say his paranoia...that has more chance of doing people harm.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-14 09:17pm

SpyderGS wrote:Has anyone sent a copy of the forum page with lowtax's post to RSA? I am certain he'd LOVE that!

There are pics of topless women here?!?

Yes. Located within the--*explosion*

*In the distance, a nameless assassin dismantles his gear*Yoshi's been silenced. Mission Complete.

Anyway, DarkStar seems to turn everything into a Wong bash. It's nice to know that there's something who's worse off than me.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-14 09:28pm

*quickly goes back to read the article he just skipped over to get to the comedy goldmine*

HOLY SHIT THIS IS REAL.

Despite the utter coolness of Darkstar's site being posted as an ALoD and him trying to get SN.net to replace it, but Lowtax being kind enough to post it here for our amusement.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-14 10:02pm

Ender wrote:You know, I'm not sure what disturbs me more: His paranoia, violent emotional outbursts, or severely closeted homosexuality.

I resent that.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-15 12:11am

SpyderGS wrote:Has anyone sent a copy of the forum page with lowtax's post to RSA? I am certain he'd LOVE that!

There are pics of topless women here?!?

I think its BoTM forums.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-01-15 12:14am

Good Lord.

DarkStar is even loonier than I could possibly have imagined.

Darth Balls · Post by **Darth Balls** » 2003-01-15 12:59am

Alright you guys, JeffK Vs DarkStar....cmon....who would win? The wall of ignorance against the wall of what the fuck did he just say?

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-01-15 01:08am

JeffK pwns us all. Christ, what a fuckin n00b. I bet you hang out with Jerry.

Nephilim_X · Post by **Nephilim_X** » 2003-01-15 01:29am

Isil`Zha wrote:haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.

I sent in the link.

I did it during the hideous 'AT-ST' debate Darkstar tried to do on spacebattles.com.

And know what?

I think firing off that email was probably one of the best uses of my bandwidth EVER.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-15 01:59am

Nephilim_X wrote:
Isil`Zha wrote:haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.
I sent in the link.

And the little bird reveales himself...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-15 12:29pm

Nephilim_X wrote:
Isil`Zha wrote:haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.
I sent in the link.

I did it during the hideous 'AT-ST' debate Darkstar tried to do on spacebattles.com.

And know what?

I think firing off that email was probably one of the best uses of my bandwidth EVER.

Heh heh ...

Nephilim_X · Post by **Nephilim_X** » 2003-01-15 01:07pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
Nephilim_X wrote:
Isil`Zha wrote:haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.
I sent in the link.
And the little bird reveales himself...

I sure did. Whats your point?

Oh, and Darkstar posted my site link on his page. I'm not sure what he hopes to accomplish by hitting my 20 meg daily bandwidth limit, but I think he assumes I'll come begging him. No such luck.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-01-15 06:22pm

Nephilim_X wrote:
Isil`Zha wrote:haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.
I sent in the link.

I did it during the hideous 'AT-ST' debate Darkstar tried to do on spacebattles.com.

And know what?

I think firing off that email was probably one of the best uses of my bandwidth EVER.

Until the day in which you discover free streaming lesbian porn it will be the best use.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-01-15 07:28pm

The author of http://h4h.com/louis/vsfaq.html(the
oldest and oddest website on the topic) openly fantasizes about killing me over the debate and our difference of opinion in regards to it

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ong+dalton

Does it come as any surprise that this fucktard got this wrong too? First of all, I urge him to RUN, not walk to the authorities immediately if he's got solid proof that I openly fantasize about killing him. Wish I could be a fly on the wall when the police ask to see his I.D. with "DarkStar" on it...

Secondly, in the story above, "DarkStar" does NOT die. But again, this is yet another indication that RSA reads about as well as Christopher Reeve does the Cha Cha.

Also, I find it hilarious that he's trying to deflect the SA onto my website or Mike's. He must be BURNING with shame over this. I know that Saxton, Wong, or Poe have never been described as fucking insane for one thing, and for another, none of our websites has ever been labeled as the worst SA has seen in the last 9 hours...

With all that said, I'd love a chance to meet RSA in person, if he had the guts. As they say in certain corners, we'd "go for coffee"....

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-01-15 07:32pm

BTW, I just got this report from the Search Droid onn my website. Hmmm.. I wonder who used it?

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We are pleased to present this report about your Atomz Search account and tips for customizing Atomz Search.

In this report:

-- Search statistics for ULTIMATE STARWARS VS. STARTREK
-- TIP OF THE WEEK - CONTROLLING THE NUMBER OF SEARCH RESULTS DISPLAYED

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YOUR SEARCH STATISTICS

Your Top Searches:

There were 29 searches for the week ending 01/11/03 for ULTIMATE STARWARS VS. STARTREK at http://h4h.com/louis/vsfaq.html.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 2 for "wong"
- 1 for "contradiction"
- 1 for "contradictions"
- 1 for "dark star"
- 1 for "dork"
- 1 for "dork star"
- 1 for "enterprise"
- 1 for "fanfic"
- 1 for "g2k"
- 1 for "images"

The 29 total searches includes 5 searches from clicking links such as Next, Previous, Sort by Date, Sort by Score, Hide Summaries and Show Summaries.

Enlightenment-alternate · Post by **Enlightenment-alternate** » 2003-01-15 09:07pm

Lord Poe wrote:Does it come as any surprise that this fucktard got this wrong too? First of all, I urge him to RUN, not walk to the authorities immediately if he's got solid proof that I openly fantasize about killing him.

Got some spare cash to burn? Sue him for libel.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-01-15 09:15pm

Enlightenment-alternate wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Does it come as any surprise that this fucktard got this wrong too? First of all, I urge him to RUN, not walk to the authorities immediately if he's got solid proof that I openly fantasize about killing him.
Got some spare cash to burn? Sue him for libel.

It's worth considering. But what would I get? A scum-soaked picture of Gene Roddenberry?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-01-15 09:20pm

Lord Poe wrote:
Enlightenment-alternate wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Does it come as any surprise that this fucktard got this wrong too? First of all, I urge him to RUN, not walk to the authorities immediately if he's got solid proof that I openly fantasize about killing him.
Got some spare cash to burn? Sue him for libel.
It's worth considering. But what would I get? A scum-soaked picture of Gene Roddenberry?

The amusement of him saying 'It only makes sense if you look at it from my point of view' in front of a civil court.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-15 09:24pm

Demand trial by jury. I wish to sit on the bench.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-01-15 09:36pm

Lord Poe wrote:BTW, I just got this report from the Search Droid onn my website. Hmmm.. I wonder who used it?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------
We are pleased to present this report about your Atomz Search account and tips for customizing Atomz Search.

In this report:

-- Search statistics for ULTIMATE STARWARS VS. STARTREK
-- TIP OF THE WEEK - CONTROLLING THE NUMBER OF SEARCH RESULTS DISPLAYED

-------------------------------------------------------------------------
YOUR SEARCH STATISTICS

Your Top Searches:

There were 29 searches for the week ending 01/11/03 for ULTIMATE STARWARS VS. STARTREK at http://h4h.com/louis/vsfaq.html.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 2 for "wong"
- 1 for "contradiction"
- 1 for "contradictions"
- 1 for "dark star"
- 1 for "dork"
- 1 for "dork star"
- 1 for "enterprise"
- 1 for "fanfic"
- 1 for "g2k"
- 1 for "images"

The 29 total searches includes 5 searches from clicking links such as Next, Previous, Sort by Date, Sort by Score, Hide Summaries and Show Summaries.

That is fucking pathetic