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Reached post 500. Transforming to Jedi Knight status. Going to bed now.

Over and OUT. :D
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To: Imperial Suject (fill in name here).

Subject: Attaboy, Level 1


Greetings Imperial Soldier!

You have done well to advance to the rank of (fill in rank here). As your commander, I extend to you the congratulations of the Emperor (May he live forever!). Continue to excel, and you will receive more opportunities for service within the Empire. Job well done!


Serve the Empire!


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And who, exactly, made you leader?
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innerbrat wrote:And who, exactly, made you leader?
Beer and porn brides. It takes kegs and porn star to reach warlord of the empire status.
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innerbrat wrote:And who, exactly, made you leader?
Read IAR 885576-2245543, Subsection C, Page 4-A. Learn your regulations, troop!

While you're at it, review all company, battalion, brigade, division, corps, and army-level policy letters (should be no more than perhaps 234 binders of information), and then write me a 223-page report, summarizing the applicability of TTP's and SOP's during both garrison and deployment operations.
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And you did in a little over 2 weeks. Before you know it, you'll have a 4-digit post count.
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I'm not far behind....now if only I could get my medication right....
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Congadulations.
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Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:45 pm 666th post.
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Tosho wrote:Congadulations. Post count +1.
Now you've gone and done. Dalton will kill the thread for that.
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I've noticed that some people in particular hates the +1 thing even though it is the same post without it. Dunno why.
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And you did in a little over 2 weeks. Before you know it, you'll have a 4-digit post count.
I took the number of my posts per day and multiplied it by 365. It looks like on Dec. 29, 2003, my post count will be in the six-digits! :shock: :shock: Around 14,000.
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I did it and got around 11 thousand for you. That would mean that you would overtake my post count in not that long time, especially considering the fact that I have lowered my posts per day since I've reached Jedi Council member level.
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I took the number of my posts per day and multiplied it by 365. It looks like on Dec. 29, 2003, my post count will be in the six-digits! Around 14,000.
Thats sad.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Tosho wrote:Congadulations. Post count +1.
Now you've gone and done. Dalton will kill the thread for that.
:mrgreen:

Muhahaha...

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One True Spoon wrote:
I took the number of my posts per day and multiplied it by 365. It looks like on Dec. 29, 2003, my post count will be in the six-digits! Around 14,000.
Thats sad.
Styx wrote a song appropriate to that: "Too Much Time on my Hands"

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jaeger115 wrote:
And you did in a little over 2 weeks. Before you know it, you'll have a 4-digit post count.
I took the number of my posts per day and multiplied it by 365. It looks like on Dec. 29, 2003, my post count will be in the six-digits! :shock: :shock: Around 14,000.
14,000 is only FIVE digits not SIX.
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14,000 is only FIVE digits not SIX.
Damned brain fart... :(
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NNNOOOO!! Someone is catching up to me...damn...must make more posts.
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BAH! Jedi Knights always so flambouant in their achievements.
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jegs2 wrote:
One True Spoon wrote:
I took the number of my posts per day and multiplied it by 365. It looks like on Dec. 29, 2003, my post count will be in the six-digits! Around 14,000.
Thats sad.
Styx wrote a song appropriate to that: "Too Much Time on my Hands"

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Is she alright?
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jaeger115 wrote:Reached post 500. Transforming to Jedi Knight status. Going to bed now.

Over and OUT. :D
*pats head* Congrats! :wink:
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congrats

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congrats.

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Stormbringer wrote:
Tosho wrote:Congadulations. Post count +1.
Now you've gone and done. Dalton will kill the thread for that.
Not if I do first! MUHAHAHA!
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