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OK, let's do this the right way. Here's a completely accurate description of...

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My screen name: Synthetic Technician Responsible for Accurate Violence and Observation

My Regular name: Functional Responsible Android Normally for Killing
Wherever you go, there you are.

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R.A.Y.C.A.V.: Robotic Android Yearning for Calculation and Accurate Violence
Sounds kind of like RayCav.
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I.L.L.U.M.I.N.A.T.U.S.: Intelligent Lifeform Limited to Ultimate Mathematics/Intelligent Networked Android Trained for Utility and Sabotage

P.R.I.M.U.S.: Positronic Robotic Individual Manufactured for Ultimate Sabotage
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I.R.A.Q.: Individual Responsible for Assassination and Questioning

Whoa :shock:
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C.O.M.M.A.N.D.O.J.O.E.: Construct Optimized for Mathematics and Mandatory Assassination/Networked Device Optimized for Judo and Online Exploration

That's an odd mix of tasks...I'm a mathematician that kills people with my Judo training and.....Internet skills.... :P

And if it let me put the other part of my name:

I.R.G.: Individual Responsible for Gratification

:shock: :oops:........... :idea: ................ :) .......... :D
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for me I got


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D.A.R.T.H.V.A.D.E.R.: Digital Artificial Repair and Troubleshooting Humanoid/Vigilant Android Designed for Exploration and Repair

Seems Vader was big on fixing things.... :lol:
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J.A.E.G.E.R.: Journeying Android Engineered for Galactic Exploration and Repair
hmm, now for my real name...
E.V.A.N.: Electronic Violence and Assassination Neohuman
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And my actual name:

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Mine was too long so I put in TPJ. I got Technician Programmed for Judo. haha.
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Killing and
Exploration
Neohuman

Digital
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Repair and
Troubleshooting
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Youth
Optimized for
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F.G.A.L.K.I.N.: Functional General Android Limited to Killing and Intensive Nullification

Yay! :lol:

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Dan: D.A.N. Digital Artificial Neohuman

Ketch: K.E.T.C.H.: Kinetic Electronic Troubleshooting and Calculation Humanoid

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I think this means I'm the orgasm fairy.
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IG: Intelligent Gurardian 8)

Iggy: Individual Generated for Galactic Yardwork :evil:

Ignatius (from Perversions): Intelligent General Neohuman Assembled for Terran Infiltration and Ultimate Sabotage :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Maximillian (from V:tM): Mechanical Artificial Xenocide and Infiltration Machine/Intelligent Lifelike Lifeform Intended for Assassination and Nullification :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Adam (my real name):Android Designed for Assassination and Mathematics :? (I like the assassination part, but math? urk....)

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C.T.H.U.L.H.U.: Cybernetic Transforming Humanoid Used for Learning and Hazardous Utility
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M.A.T.T.H.E.W.: Mechanical Artificial Technician Trained for Hazardous Exploration and Warfare
A.N.T.H.O.N.Y.: Artificial Networked Technician Hardwired for Observation and Nocturnal Yardwork
S.A.N.D.S.: Synthetic Artificial Neohuman Designed for Sabotage
S.A.N.D.M.A.N.: Synthetic Artificial Neohuman Designed for Mathematics and Accurate Nullification
C.O.N.S.E.Q.U.E.N.C.E.: Construct Optimized for Nocturnal Sabotage and Exploration/Quantum Unit Engineered for Nocturnal Calculation and Exploration
Frikking heck, couldn't add on the last 's'. The 'Sandman' description is spookily accurate though.
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S.I.R.N.I.T.R.A.M.: Synthetic Individual Responsible for Nocturnal Infiltration/Transforming Robotic Assassination Machine

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Vigilant Electronic Replicant Intended for Logical Observation and Nullification
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T.H.E.D.A.R.K.: Transforming Hydraulic Entity Designed for Accurate Repair and Killing

S.T.E.P.H.E.N.: Synthetic Transforming Entity Programmed for Hazardous Exploration and Nullification

K.I.S.S.I.N.G.E.R.: Knight Intended for Sabotage and Scientific Infiltration/Networked Galactic Exploration Replicant

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Jairyn, another common nic of mine, is intended for the use of ddestroying you. Observe:

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Others (I get all the cool ones):

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Real Names:

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Apparantly I'm some kind of handyman...

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