Jesus Of Borg....

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-14 12:09pm

http://www.minitru.org/llf/borg.html

I didn't know where I should put this.....

Anyway, the Luciferian Liberation Front, who wrote the site, seem to be to the Raëlians what the Satanists are to Christianity. And they don't appear wholly sane either.

And the scary thing about this is that they're serious!

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-14 12:47pm

These people have too much time on their hands.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-14 01:17pm

First we see that it is similar to a giant mothership and that it will descend from space (Rev. 21:2) The dimensions of this ship are 1,500 miles wide by 1,500 miles long and 1,500 miles high. It's a giant cube (Rev. 21:16).

*Remembers a mention of a "Strategic cube" in starcrossed*

So this is what the borg look like once converted to an evanglising swarm?

"Galatic Obliteration Divice"

ROTFLAMO!!!!!!

God is preparing an efficient energy source for his collective will. Will you be a willing cog in the feeding machine that is JHVH-1?

HAHAH

That really lightend up my day.

Thanks

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-14 01:20pm

They've already done the Anti-Tracts.

And I was going to do some

Ah well.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-14 02:15pm

Also, check out their directory of extraterrestrials... the alien which allegedly is an "Orion Grey" looks suspiciously like an early sketch for the Kaminoans....

(and yes, I KNOW which it is... it's the black/white picture of a SGA.... don't link to it, I suffer from SGA-phobia)

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-01-14 02:45pm

I never thought I'd see a "religious" group more ridiculous than the Raelians, but here we are.

Remember, kids: if the Kool-Aid tastes like bitter almonds, don't swallow!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-14 02:49pm

UltraViolence83 wrote:I never thought I'd see a "religious" group more ridiculous than the Raelians, but here we are.

The more extraterrestrials featured in a religious movement's beliefs, the weirder the religion is.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-14 02:53pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
UltraViolence83 wrote:I never thought I'd see a "religious" group more ridiculous than the Raelians, but here we are.
The more extraterrestrials featured in a religious movement's beliefs, the weirder the religion is.

Though of couse they're infinitely more likely than gods deamons devils spirits angels and all that shit.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-01-14 03:13pm

soular battery

It's run by soular power! ROFL!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-14 05:54pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:
soular battery
It's run by soular power! ROFL!

They're either British, or insisting the batteries are powered by souls.

"Give in to God, worship him mindlessly, and the soular cell shall use your devotion to become even more powerful!"

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-14 06:28pm

Brother Maynard! Bring up the holy hand grenade!

*Pie iesu dominae*
*Dona aeis requiem*

*Pie iesu dominae*
*Dona aeis requiem*

How does it uhm.. how does it work?

I know not my liege.

Consult the book of armaments!

Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.

And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. "and the Lord did grin and people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-01-14 08:14pm

Though of couse they're infinitely more likely than gods deamons devils spirits angels and all that shit.

You notice the old stories of succubus/incubus abductions are nearly identical to modern alien abductions? whatever the hell reason people report such things is still around... Regarding that comment, just because you can't use the scientific method to "prove" something exists, does not mean it's all just superstition.
Er, no I don't believe in demons/angels in the biblical sense, but you got to admit, strange shit DOES happen once in awhile. (By the way, no i'm NOT religous or an atheist. I'm agnostic.) However, I have my own reasons to believe in 'astral' entities... *Ghostly hand comes out of wall, snatches my soul*

"The universe is one step beyond logic." --Frank Herbert

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-01-14 08:16pm

Oh yeah, how do I make the quote thing work properly?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-14 08:17pm

I figure a requirement for their religion is to be a virgin. For life.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-01-14 08:20pm

Ah, I see I got the signature to work...

Mmm...virgins... *drool*

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-14 08:27pm

Ahem. I'm okay. It's just that this was totally unexpected.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-01-14 11:41pm

UltraViolence83 wrote:
Though of couse they're infinitely more likely than gods deamons devils spirits angels and all that shit.
You notice the old stories of succubus/incubus abductions are nearly identical to modern alien abductions? whatever the hell reason people report such things is still around... Regarding that comment, just because you can't use the scientific method to "prove" something exists, does not mean it's all just superstition.
Er, no I don't believe in demons/angels in the biblical sense, but you got to admit, strange shit DOES happen once in awhile. (By the way, no i'm NOT religous or an atheist. I'm agnostic.) However, I have my own reasons to believe in 'astral' entities... *Ghostly hand comes out of wall, snatches my soul* :P

Ahhh, but stories of succubi, and alien abduction can be easily explained through hypnagogic hallucinations and/or exceptionally vivid dreams or nightmares . . . phenomena we know to exist and can readily verify.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-01-15 12:32am

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
UltraViolence83 wrote:
Ahhh, but stories of succubi, and alien abduction can be easily explained through hypnagogic hallucinations and/or exceptionally vivid dreams or nightmares . . . phenomena we know to exist and can readily verify.

Ok, that's the reason I was talking about, then. Still, the similiarites are beyond coincidence in my opinion. Maybe it's the idea of 'higher' beings taking people and probe-raping them or whatever that's persisting in these dreams. After all, the only real difference is our perception of 'higher' beings. c.1600 A.D.: Demons c.2000 A.D.: Super-aliens. Anyway, what would either demons or aliens want with country hicks? I'm sure the demons got their whore-women slaves in Hell to use and the aliens have all the holo-porno in the galaxy...

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-01-15 12:33am

I STILL can't get this damn quote system to work!

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-01-15 12:39am

UltraViolence83 wrote:I STILL can't get this damn quote system to work!

Read this faq.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-01-15 12:39am

Oh yeah...since this topic was originally about the LLF and raelians, might as well talk about them.

I saw Rael on TV today...said that after we can clone humans in a matter of hours, we can download/upload our memories into these clones, and live forever. Yay. I'm too thrilled to use good sarcasm... Hey, I got an idea. How about someone convinces all the Raelians to store samples of their DNA and then have them drink the cyanide Kool-Aid or something...At least we'll be rid of them for a few millenia (or better yet: forever!)

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-01-15 12:44am

Enlightenment wrote:Read this faq.

Thanks.

Hopefully it works this time.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-01-15 09:42am

I was looking in one of their anti-tracts(http://www.minitru.org/llf/tgmet.html), and it reminded me of Palladium's RIFTS Conversion Book II, which has Palladium's stats for several Mythological Gods. Near the end, they have the Persian Gods, and one of the first things to strike me was that their illustration of Mithras was so close to the traditional image of Jesus I kept wondering if it was intentional.

I guess it was.