Most fucked up Christian award

[Ariphaos]

Goes to this guy.

... I was recently made to watch this "Japanimation" movie, Legend of the Demon Womb, that also inspired me in a related way. In the movie, there is this device, the Nazi Death Rape Machine, that could certainly be used as a punishment for women who abort children and especially heinous feminists. The machine looks not unlike a spider, and on each of its legs women are attached and molested. If we were to take the murderers that abort children and the severely God-less feminists and knock them over the head until they are sent into a vegetative state much like Terri Schiavo, we could then hook them up to such a machine. But this machine, unlike the one in Legend of the Demon Womb, would not be a monstrous rape machine, but would gently impregnate the sinners. ...

Minor psychological issues with women, I think.

[Stark]

The solution is clearly to cripple the women and force them to give birth to children who will go straight to the foster care system!

JESUS LOVES.

[LadyTevar]

This has GOT to be a parody site.

[Junghalli]

This has GOT to be a parody site.

You have more faith in humanity than I do. It looks real to me.

And, yeah, I've been reading some of his other essays and I'd say he's got psychosexual issues up the wazoo.

[Junghalli]

Ghetto Edit: I love the bit where one of the responders to his blog points out the irony of a guy who thinks science is evil using the internet.

[Morilore]

Read the short stories. This guy is obsessed with cannibalism, among other things.

[Junghalli]

Read the short stories. This guy is obsessed with cannibalism, among other things.

I read a little of one of them. Not only is it grotesquely sick, he's also an absolutely execrable writer. I've seen more believable characterizations in MST3K'd slash fanfics.

[Junghalli]

I just found this from one of his responses.

Yes, I'm a prepubesent little boy -- 12, in fact -- the same age Jesus was when he began to learn the Word.

Holy shit!
That explains much...

[Junghalli]

Ghetto Edit: although if that's true it's disturbing on a whole other level. You've gotta wonder about what his home environment is like if these are the ideas he's absorbing from it. I mean, his essays are full of rantings about whores and sinful women, FFS he can't even have a real understanding of what the fuck he's talking about!

[Junghalli]

I love his views on sexual harrassment in the military:

I love the military and our hero soldiers because they risk everything to protect this wonderful Christian nation. Every man that signs up to fight for America's freedom to worship the Lord Jesus Christ is a hero and will, upon death, be praised by God for living such a righteous existence. That is, of course, as long as the soldier is a Christian, which he most likely will be if news reports are correct. But there is another reason I love the military: it is a microcosm of the order of things. Order and discipline are to be respected, and non-Christians are reprimanded. And now I've just read this: women in the military are treated as sexual objects. If you read the article, it interviews dozens of women who claim to have been sexually assaulted by our heroes and states that sexual assault and harassment are rampant in the military. I'm sure many people will react with outrage; however, those who are effected in such a way have embraced feminism and deny that women's' natural place is in the home rearing children and serving her husband. Luckily, in the military, where soldiers scoff at liberal attempts to rearrange the natural of order of things because our boys are threatened every day by evil Muslims and don't have the luxury of placating lesbians of feminists (unless they want to die), we have a bastion of goodness and wholesomeness. So, while corrupt senators and other political leaders -- tricked by the evils of witchcraft -- may force women upon the military, our soldiers are intelligent enough, Christian enough, and brave enough to put them in their place. For it is a crime against nature and God to have women serving in the military, driving tanks, carrying guns, etc. etc.. Women who insist on offending God deserve the leers and gropes, and all should remember such things would never happen if the women were at home serving their men.

He's either lying about his age and one sick puppy or he's mindlessly parroting the beliefs of one sick puppy. I bet daddy writes all this shit for him.

[Junghalli]

Blast this no edit function!

You know, the more I read this site the most I think Lady Tevar's right. This shit can't be for real, can it?

Our modern day society is way too forgiving of the poor and the indigent. We have government progrms like Social Security, Unemplyment insurance, Workman's Compensation, Medicare, Medicaid, and the like. Government programs like these tend to reward poverty rather than punishing it. Our government SHOULD have programs that deal with poverty. However, they should be completely focused on PUNISHING poverty rather than rewarding it. Do you recall LBJ's "War on Poverty" from the 1960's? It was a totally wrongheaded policy because it expanded welfare and easy relief from the burdens of poverty. Now - I DO believe we should have a war on poverty, but it should be EXACTLY that - a WAR! Just like the war on terror! We don't reward terrorism, do we? We fight it and try to destroy it. The war on poverty should be the same. While we can't destroy the poor just for being poor, we can certainly execute punishments on them as a means of forcing them into a more proporous Christian lifestyle, and publicly bestowing condemnations on them that are consistent with God's will. And how do we do this? The Poorhouse! Yes, the poorhouse! Once again, another great example of how the cure to our societal ills can be found not by secular progressive thinking but from looking back to the days of yore! The poorhouse is truly the proper solution for the indigent. Can't pay your bills? Can't put food on the table? Can't keep the heat on? Well then, it's off to the poor-house with ye!!
The poorhouse will not encourage poverty and dependence on the state, but it rightly will punish it! The poorhouse is not a fun place to be, but a horrible sad place of suffering. Notwithstanding the above provision of the New York statute which specifies some relief and provision of the minimum necessities, I can assure you that in reality such poorhouses were considered to be the ultimate form of suffering and humiliation for the poor whoose only other alternative was DEATH, judgement, and eternal damnation for their lives of sinful indolence! They were meant to discourage and punish indolence and poverty rather than encourage and reward it. They were meant as places where desperate wretched paupers and orphan children could be shut away from the refined, delicate eyes of the virtuous and the properous, and to warn those of the industrious working classes that they had better remain so, lest they by consigned to the dark gloomy halls of the poor-house! Where meals consist of meager plain gruel, where you will be put to work on the treadmills, grinding up bones and rocks! Where you will be given the minimum amount of gruel required to stay alive. Where your poorhouse clothes consist of coarse cloth sacks, that provide neither comfort nor warmth. Where disease, plague, and small-pox abounds! Where whippings are dispensed for any infraction whatsoever! Where loved ones are kept isolated from one another at ALL times. These are just some of the many attributes of the poorhouse, and it should always remain the one and only solution to dealing with not just the poor and the indigent, but also the insane, the sickly, the drunkards, the abandoned orphan children, and the demented elderly! That must be their lot!

[Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba]

Erm, what do this one guy's random ramblings have to do with science, logic, or morality, and what kind of discussion did you expect to start with the OP other than 'hur hur crazy fundie am i rite'?

[Nathaniel]

http://jesusloveseverything.blogspot.co ... ot-be.html

"Diversity is Evil: Women Should Not Be Lit On Fire (Most of the Time)"

[Junghalli]

Are you the same Nathaniel, or am I just being ridiculously paranoid?

[Darth Wong]

As crazy as this fucker is (or is pretending to be), he seems to be following in the footsteps of Saint Paul and the other early Church fathers who felt that men who touched women "defiled" themselves in the process (note that they made no exception for marriage).

[Junghalli]

I posted this to SB.com and the user "Daexter" found this in the profile of one of the site's most prominent posters.

I was born again in Christ when I was seven years old, during one of my mandatory bible lessons. I was receiving several repeated whippings for questioning my teachings. After that ordeal was over, and the blood was mopped up, I new I was saved. I learned never to question righteous Christian authority again.

It's obviously a parody. I feel like a fool now.

Although it does say something that it was so believable.

[Ariphaos]

I was looking around for something like that, but I haven't been terribly salient lately.

I'm not sure if I feel better about it.

[Darth Wong]

I could have believed that it was a real person, based on the misogynist views alone. Where do you think violent rapists come from? They derive enjoyment from seeing women suffer pain and humiliation. Many rapists don't even have intercourse with the victim; they get off on inflicting pain and degradation.

[Cycloneman]

I really figured it was fake based on the first post alone - no fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai (which I am fairly sure Legend of the Demon Wound is), no matter how crazy they were.

[General Zod]

I really figured it was fake based on the first post alone - no fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai (which I am fairly sure Legend of the Demon Wound is), no matter how crazy they were.

Just like no fundamentalist Christian would be soliciting sex from other men in a public restroom *I'm a smarmy asshole*?

[Napoleon the Clown]

I really figured it was fake based on the first post alone - no fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai (which I am fairly sure Legend of the Demon Wound is), no matter how crazy they were.

Do you have any idea how fucked up and hypocritical a lot of these fuckers are? People with issues self medicate with more than just drugs. There's a lot of nuts out there high on Jesus.

[Lord of the Abyss]

I really figured it was fake based on the first post alone - no fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai (which I am fairly sure Legend of the Demon Wound is), no matter how crazy they were.

No, no, they have to watch it to carefully note all of it's sinful features. In great detail. Repeatedly. Know your enemy and all that. They can watch anything, because they are strong in their Faith in the Lord. They simply want to protect us weaker, more sinful folk from such contamination.

[Cycloneman]

I really figured it was fake based on the first post alone - no fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai (which I am fairly sure Legend of the Demon Wound is), no matter how crazy they were.

Just like no fundamentalist Christian would be soliciting sex from other men in a public restroom *I'm a smarmy asshole*?

Fine, let me rephrase:
No fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai and telling people they did so.

[Nathaniel]

Are you the same Nathaniel, or am I just being ridiculously paranoid?

Nope, that was weird for me too.

[Dooey Jo]

It's fairly obviously a troll, and it's fairly obviously not from a twelve-year-old. Real fundies do not get ideas from hentai, and if they would, they would not call it "Japanimation". Some anime geek, wanting to parody said fundies, however, would do exactly that. It would also take one truly fucked up fundie to advocate the use of hallucinogenic mushrooms; the kind that would be incapable of using proper punctuation. Most of all, no fundie would write this about what probably is his other site (it wouldn't be in the, very short, "Links" section otherwise):

mastersofchaos.com: An Evil Site -- Pray for its members

If you think otherwise, your bullshitometer is broken.

Although it does say something that it was so believable.

Yes, that people are very willing to suspend disbelief when it comes to fundies, and that parody is crappy if it's indistinguishable from the real thing.