Most fucked up Christian award

Ariphaos · Post by **Ariphaos** » 2007-10-07 12:11pm

Cycloneman wrote: Fine, let me rephrase:
No fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai and telling people they did so.

Fundamentalists come in many many stripes. Including those who partake of hentai.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » 2007-10-07 12:21pm

Cycloneman wrote:
General Zod wrote:
Cycloneman wrote:I really figured it was fake based on the first post alone - no fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai (which I am fairly sure Legend of the Demon Wound is), no matter how crazy they were.
Just like no fundamentalist Christian would be soliciting sex from other men in a public restroom *I'm a smarmy asshole*?
Fine, let me rephrase:
No fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai and telling people they did so.

And no true Scotsman would wear pants!

Panzer Grenadier · Post by **Panzer Grenadier** » 2007-10-07 01:13pm

He should really change the name of his site to Jesus Loves Everything (Except Women).

Junghalli · Post by **Junghalli** » 2007-10-07 02:10pm

Panzer Grenadier wrote:He should really change the name of his site to Jesus Loves Everything (Except Women).

Actually I think the name's rather nicely ironic. A site called "Jesus Loves Everything" that's full of nothing but bile-filled tracts on how God hates almost everyone and will send them all to Hell.

I think the reason it seems so plausible is a lot of the stuff in it is actually the kind of stuff lots of religious conservatives actually believe, just taken to the ultimate ridiculous extreme.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-10-07 02:18pm

Cycloneman wrote: Fine, let me rephrase:
No fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai and telling people they did so.

They'd just claim they were watching it for "research" purposes.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2007-10-07 03:22pm

General Zod wrote:
Cycloneman wrote: Fine, let me rephrase:
No fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai and telling people they did so.
They'd just claim they were watching it for "research" purposes.

Like the people who watched "SouthPark, The Movie" just to count how many curse words were used?

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2007-10-08 03:39am

LadyTevar wrote:
General Zod wrote:
Cycloneman wrote: Fine, let me rephrase:
No fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai and telling people they did so.
They'd just claim they were watching it for "research" purposes.
Like the people who watched "SouthPark, The Movie" just to count how many curse words were used?

Although in their case that analysis was used to bash that movie. There's just something odd about a fundamentalist Christian watching a movie featuring a "Nazi Death Rape Machine" and then start ranting about abortion rather then the movie he just watched.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2007-10-08 11:40am

I think that, in certain special circumstances, Christians should be allowed to single out individuals and say 'You know what? He's not a Christian. We don't want him.'

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-10-08 11:44am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:I think that, in certain special circumstances, Christians should be allowed to single out individuals and say 'You know what? He's not a Christian. We don't want him.'

I wasn't aware Christianity required other people accepting you as one to be considered one.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2007-10-08 11:45am

General Zod wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:I think that, in certain special circumstances, Christians should be allowed to single out individuals and say 'You know what? He's not a Christian. We don't want him.'
I wasn't aware Christianity required other people accepting you as one to be considered one.

Generally, no. But crazy-ass, fucked-up cannibals make me want to set a certain standard.

Napoleon the Clown · Post by **Napoleon the Clown** » 2007-10-08 09:51pm

Why not call such people "Crazy ass motherfuckers that just happen to be Christian."?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-10-08 09:55pm

Napoleon the Clown wrote:Why not call such people "Crazy ass motherfuckers that just happen to be Christian."?

I prefer considering them all lunatics of varying degree.

Metatwaddle · Post by **Metatwaddle** » 2007-10-10 02:11am

LadyTevar wrote:
General Zod wrote:
Cycloneman wrote: Fine, let me rephrase:
No fundamentalist Christian would be watching hentai and telling people they did so.
They'd just claim they were watching it for "research" purposes.
Like the people who watched "SouthPark, The Movie" just to count how many curse words were used?

You mean the CAPAlert people? Just think of the sacrifice they must have made!

Kanastrous · Post by **Kanastrous** » 2007-10-10 12:07pm

Junghalli wrote:Ghetto Edit: I love the bit where one of the responders to his blog points out the irony of a guy who thinks science is evil using the internet.

It's the same mental malfunction as the Salafists: modernity in all its forms is evil, but it's cool to utilize the products of modernity against it because that ultimately serves God's plan.