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General Zod wrote:Objects were flung around plenty when Dookoo went up against Anakin, Obi-Wan and Yoda in Episode 2.
That's not what I mean--we saw Maul and Vader do similar things, but it's just not impressive. Leisurely chucking a few whiskey stills at Yoda and making a tiny section of what appears to be an old roof collapse don't really seem the kinds of impressive feats that earn you the title of "More Powerful than Any Jedi" that Dooku seemed fit to call himself, and who even Yoda admitted (from that little exchange) was not so bad.

We see Yoda lift an X-Wing nice and slow, and stop the collapse of the big pillar Dooku messed with, but we don't see them levitate people (even though it would have been easier just to force-pull Obi-Wan out of the pillar's way... or shove, and keep fighting) and we almost never see them do anything like we see in that new Vader game, where they fling entire roomfulls of soldiers around like lego men. I'm not sure if that's Canon, but force-throwing a beer keg may be an impressive trick, but it would imply that to most Jedi, such a feat would be impossible. It really seems like, with the Jedi, it gets down to sabers against any formidable opponent.

One exception is the post-movies Jedi, right? Don't they go loaded for bear with detonators and guns? Those kinds of commando jedi would probably fuck up most of the things on this list, given adequate firepower.
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And ahh, okay, the books. Thanks for the clarification! I'm always suprised the books add so much more to the fluff... I'm also always suprised there are books.

Like I said, I hope that the new game is considered more 'canon'. We know Jedi can lift entire starfighters, so I'd certainly enjoy having this on the books as canon. It's like they're always pulling their punches on-screen, even when we know the stated effects are much greater.
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Covenant wrote: That's not what I mean--we saw Maul and Vader do similar things, but it's just not impressive. Leisurely chucking a few whiskey stills at Yoda and making a tiny section of what appears to be an old roof collapse don't really seem the kinds of impressive feats that earn you the title of "More Powerful than Any Jedi" that Dooku seemed fit to call himself, and who even Yoda admitted (from that little exchange) was not so bad.
Are you forgetting the Yoda vs Sidious fight where they were flinging around those big fancy stands at each other in the Senate chambers?
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General Zod wrote:
Covenant wrote: That's not what I mean--we saw Maul and Vader do similar things, but it's just not impressive. Leisurely chucking a few whiskey stills at Yoda and making a tiny section of what appears to be an old roof collapse don't really seem the kinds of impressive feats that earn you the title of "More Powerful than Any Jedi" that Dooku seemed fit to call himself, and who even Yoda admitted (from that little exchange) was not so bad.
Are you forgetting the Yoda vs Sidious fight where they were flinging around those big fancy stands at each other in the Senate chambers?
No, I mention specifically that Sidious is quite the beast, but that his powers are so amazingly out-of-proportion with almost anyone else that we've seen that flinging an entire Senate chambers at Yoda merely seemed appropriate. The best part was that he was just laughing it up, since if he had been visibly struggling to do it, that would have been pathetic. Tossing some tables is hardly the most impressive thing Palps has done!
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Covenant wrote: Tossing some tables is hardly the most impressive thing Palps has done!
Of course not. But it sounded as though you wanted to limit things solely to the movies for some absurd reason.
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Lord of the Abyss wrote:Spider Man, to any of them not strong enough to levitate him telekinetically ( they'll probably need to disable or block the webbing simultaneously ). He's very, very fast, has his own combat precog, and his strength & wall sticking limit the effectiveness of force pushes. And he doesn't has a weak will, either.
They could just crush his webshooters with TK.
Didn't they rip off the movie and give him built in organic ones now ? And not every Jedi/Sith is equally good at TK. And if TK was quite as easy as some people say, they'd not bother with blocking shots and just disarm everyone before they got a shot off. Or keep the triggers from moving. They wouldn't need sabers.

And I'd think that Spider Man's superhuman speed would make it somewhat more difficult to target the things, assuming that he's got the mechanical ones and that the Jedi realizes that it is a device and not natural.
General Zod wrote:As far as levitating him, he's not any heavier than your ordinary human. There's no reason to believe he'd be immune to it.
The fact that he can stick to floors, wall, and ceilings, for one. And that if they don't manage to block off the webshooters, he'll just yank himself to the nearest wall. And again, TK obviously isn't as all-powerful as some people like to claim, or they'd never lose against non-Force users.
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Lord of the Abyss wrote: Didn't they rip off the movie and give him built in organic ones now ? And not every Jedi/Sith is equally good at TK. And if TK was quite as easy as some people say, they'd not bother with blocking shots and just disarm everyone before they got a shot off. Or keep the triggers from moving. They wouldn't need sabers.
You never bothered specifying which version of Spiderman you're talking about. It's not like we're limited to just the movies in this thread.
And I'd think that Spider Man's superhuman speed would make it somewhat more difficult to target the things, assuming that he's got the mechanical ones and that the Jedi realizes that it is a device and not natural.
No more difficult than targeting another Jedi's lightsaber.
The fact that he can stick to floors, wall, and ceilings, for one. And that if they don't manage to block off the webshooters, he'll just yank himself to the nearest wall. And again, TK obviously isn't as all-powerful as some people like to claim, or they'd never lose against non-Force users.
It's not as if he hasn't been thrown off walls before by enemies before or anything.
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Space Marines and Jedi would vary, depending on whether the jedi's able to easily pull the guy's gun away, who got the drop on whom, what the marine's armed with, quite how he's equipped, and so on. Against ordinary marines, I'd generally favour the jedi, though. Against librarians, (of whom there's about an equal number to the number of Jedi) I expect it'd be much more even.

I'd be more comfortable putting my money on eldar farseers, warlocks or even harlequins, who seem to have pretty much the same strengths (agility, ranged unnatural powers, swordplay, precognition) in a one on one fight, but with generally greater precognition. Again, though, it would depend entirely on the persons in question, and circumstances, though I'm fairly confident that the advantage in precognition and better personal protection (Rune armour... how twinky) would tell in most instances.

As for a squad of stormtroopers; Probably, provided the jedi didn't surprise them. But then, a fair sized squad of battledroids can do it, in favourable conditions. It's rather unfair to put them up against more than one opponent.
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What about the Emperor Reborn? Could he defeat a... uh... Space Marine?
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Alexian Cale wrote:What about the Emperor Reborn? Could he defeat a... uh... Space Marine?
I weep for your mentioning of that collossal undermining of Return of the Jedi. As far as I'm aware, he scours continents and destroys capital ships. He's easily a match for an entire chapter.
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I'm sure someone's going to stab me for this, but what about an (armored) Master Chief? He has extensive familiarity with energy-sword-wielding enemies and has been augmented to have reflexes significantly faster than a regular human being's. The latter might make up for lack of precog a bit, since he's going to be able to react much faster than any normal man would. Even if you COULD telekinetically throw him about (that suit's heavy and he's no small fry), the Mark V's shields, at least, have been shown to absorb physical impacts. The Mark VI and the Chief end up surviving a fall of two kilometers in Halo 3.
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Alexian Cale wrote:What about the Emperor Reborn? Could he defeat a... uh... Space Marine?
The Emperor from Dark Empire? He certainly could--he's got enough force powers to crush a planet on his own. The issue with most Jedi versus a marine is that the marine is so big and heavy that I imagine pushing him (or yoinking the bolter) would be on a level of difficulty closer to lifting/tossing the things Dooku and Yoda were doing. Given that seemed to take some concentration, I doubt they could do that AND avoid the bolter shots. I was also presuming the Marines would have numerical superiority. You don't often see too many Jedi in one spot (except that one time they did and a bunch of them got killed somehow on Genosis).

The Emperor from DE, if that's the one you mean, wouldn't have any trouble just liquidating the marine directly. I'm not sure what it would translate into 40k game terms, but his powers are pretty extreme. I'm not sure it was ever settled if it was actually Palpatine, or a clone, or something else, but he's pretty much an ugly, fleshy Death Star. I'm not sure what, if anything, could have killed him if he hadn't basically done himself in.
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Tanasinn wrote:I'm sure someone's going to stab me for this, but what about an (armored) Master Chief? He has extensive familiarity with energy-sword-wielding enemies and has been augmented to have reflexes significantly faster than a regular human being's. The latter might make up for lack of precog a bit, since he's going to be able to react much faster than any normal man would. Even if you COULD telekinetically throw him about (that suit's heavy and he's no small fry), the Mark V's shields, at least, have been shown to absorb physical impacts. The Mark VI and the Chief end up surviving a fall of two kilometers in Halo 3.
I don't think the Master Chief is going to leave much of a dent on the Space Marine armour.
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Aside from the additional hardware point, the Jedi/Sith stand there and take it for no reason whatsoever?
No, they could just get the drop on him. Vader never saw the Falcon bearing down on his iron lung-ass, Luke's beast of burden sensed the Wampa before he did, and in the Geonosis arena, it looked like at least several dozen jedi had decided to 'stand there and take it for no reason' if that means 'being overwhelmed by firepower'.
Because Obi Wan and Anakin just were open mouth morons and just were utterly helpless without their respective masters, and the Padawan wouldn't use a TK push, am I right?
I'm not quite sure what you're talking about. AFAIK, no jedi has ever TKed an energy field. If you're referring to some unmentioned opponent (which could just as easily be an unpushable turret) then jedi rarely if ever TK combatants away before deflecting a few blaster bolts (presumably because the entrance to the rank of Master requires a certain level of coolness associated with your killing) unless they're in a hurry (and even then they just as often deflect shots back and pirouette into the enemy's center to do some ballet of doom). I mean, Luke never used it to just empty the skiff in RoTJ, despite how easy it would be.
Because Jango is a Space Marine and didn't have the shroud of the Darkside, Obi Wan's arrogance and restriction to capture or Count Dooku against the second Jedi am I right?
You're right about Jango - space marines are far above human standard in all measures, and their weapons pack more of a punch than Jango's pistols as well (actually, since bolters are grenade launchers, one shot close to a jedi would break them pretty easily). Also, why wouldn't any jedi be as arrogant as Obi Wan, seeing as he was pretty obviously one of the more humble jedi? The restriction to capture couldn't have affected Obi Wan that much, since he could have just TKed Jango's pistols away and knocked him against the wall a few times to knock him out- or just hold him in the air. The shroud isn't really an issue - afaik, it only masked the jedis pre-cog and Palpatine's presence, not make every jedi stupider. Besides, HK-47 killed jedi without any shroud hindering him.

I didn't know MC had a TK shield?!
Since General Grievous was just hurled around like a ragdoll by all those jedi he dueled.


In the end, what disgusts me of the the topic isn't any love for Jedi/Sith but the complete ignorance that how powerful a precognitive Telekientic is(especially what we've seen them endure, take and throw at people).
But the thing is, whatever abilities jedi might have, they never fucking use them to the extent we could logically expect them to. Where any combat could be resolved by pulling away all of their opponents' blasters or just snapping their necks like twigs, it neever happens - not in the novels, or the games, or the movies. So either the jedi are, in fact, mostly unable to pull this kind of thing off, or they're all retards, either of which is a good advantage for the other side.
Literally unless you are using high powered weaponry with an effective and large Area of Effect, a single being of any human level is either dead or not good enough.
And yet many beings of human level have managed perfectly well in the Star Wars 'verse on their own.

That is why I hate seeing "I'll throw a regular human with a gimmick, he'll beat a Jedi...because he has (insert power).". And we think the Jedi/Sith is standing there, dumbfounded...why again.
They don't have to. They just have to display the level of tactical ignorance they do canonically, and on a good day the Punisher could kill one.
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Hiro Nakamura could own one, assuming he didn't go all fanboy.
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General Zod wrote:
Enigma wrote: If he was going around them, but then again would they even have time to turn on their sabers before it gets knocked out of his\her hands? Wouldn't the Jedi\Sith be sluggish even to Flash since he can reach speeds of up to c?
Precog isn't of much help when the Flash can move at significant fractions of C.
And yet force users routinely dogfight at C fractional velocities.

Or transfer the energy of incoming attacks into the Speed Force.
Which is why nothing hurts him, as he transfers all the energy from every blow to the speed force, right?

For the record, bullshit like this is why superhero threads were banished to fantasy.
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I'd like to add a few here that would probably beat a high-class Jedi fairly easily. Two are X-Men; Professor X and Jean Grey (requested no total overkill, so let's not mention Phoenix!) Either of them probably have mind-control and blocking of same to match Jedi, and Jean has impressive TK. Marvelverse again; Dr. Strange.

Lensmen-verse; Kimball is probably a match but any of his kids would make the contest a joke. Incidentally, all of them have precog extending to years.

From fantasy; any of the sorcerors from the Belgariad, Pug/Milamber, any decent D&D wizard - all it takes is Mind Blank, and then lay on the heavy-duty area effect.

Any Culture Mind, but that's straying into OTT territory.

DCverse; Dr. Fate, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, many of the Legion.

The real question is; why would any of these people be fighting Jedi?
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:No, they could just get the drop on him. Vader never saw the Falcon bearing down on his iron lung-ass,
Vader, who was trying to get a lock on another force user at the time? he could sense Luke's power, remember?
Luke's beast of burden sensed the Wampa before he did,
Citing an untrained person as evidence that a trained person can't do something is valid now?
and in the Geonosis arena, it looked like at least several dozen jedi had decided to 'stand there and take it for no reason' if that means 'being overwhelmed by firepower'.
Shroud of the Darkside mean much?
I'm not quite sure what you're talking about. AFAIK, no jedi has ever TKed an energy field. If you're referring to some unmentioned opponent (which could just as easily be an unpushable turret) then jedi rarely if ever TK combatants away before deflecting a few blaster bolts (presumably because the entrance to the rank of Master requires a certain level of coolness associated with your killing) unless they're in a hurry (and even then they just as often deflect shots back and pirouette into the enemy's center to do some ballet of doom). I mean, Luke never used it to just empty the skiff in RoTJ, despite how easy it would be.
Luke, the barely trained non Jedi didn't do it, so we will discount the fact that we routinely see full jedi doing it?
You're right about Jango - space marines are far above human standard in all measures, and their weapons pack more of a punch than Jango's pistols as well (actually, since bolters are grenade launchers, one shot close to a jedi would break them pretty easily). Also, why wouldn't any jedi be as arrogant as Obi Wan, seeing as he was pretty obviously one of the more humble jedi? The restriction to capture couldn't have affected Obi Wan that much, since he could have just TKed Jango's pistols away and knocked him against the wall a few times to knock him out- or just hold him in the air. The shroud isn't really an issue - afaik, it only masked the jedis pre-cog and Palpatine's presence, not make every jedi stupider.
The shroud has never been defined, but keep with the whole "making up artificial restrictions thing"
Besides, HK-47 killed jedi without any shroud hindering him.
Let me see if I get this straight - the shroud is a result of the return of the sith. HK-47 was killing people when he sith were around. But you insist there is no shroud.

Since General Grievous was just hurled around like a ragdoll by all those jedi he dueled.
He was you mouth breather. Fuck, Obi-wan distracted him until his troops were in position, and then casually hurled him around.


But the thing is, whatever abilities jedi might have, they never fucking use them to the extent we could logically expect them to. Where any combat could be resolved by pulling away all of their opponents' blasters
Vader did it to Han on Cloud City you fucking twit. And it is done routinely in the EU.
or just snapping their necks like twigs, it neever happens - not in the novels, or the games, or the movies. So either the jedi are, in fact, mostly unable to pull this kind of thing off, or they're all retards, either of which is a good advantage for the other side.
So have you never encountered any of the EU, or are you just a liar? We see all of that. Sidious killed a squad of troops by giving them a brain hemorage. Mara Jade and Corran discussed assassinating Kyp by inching off veins in his brain.

And yet many beings of human level have managed perfectly well in the Star Wars 'verse on their own.
Name one.

They don't have to. They just have to display the level of tactical ignorance they do canonically, and on a good day the Punisher could kill one.
Seeing as how you are out to deny what they do in the canon, we are at an impass.
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
Aside from the additional hardware point, the Jedi/Sith stand there and take it for no reason whatsoever?
No, they could just get the drop on him. Vader never saw the Falcon bearing down on his iron lung-ass, Luke's beast of burden sensed the Wampa before he did, and in the Geonosis arena, it looked like at least several dozen jedi had decided to 'stand there and take it for no reason' if that means 'being overwhelmed by firepower'.
Ah, let's see.

They get the drop and what do your fucking moronic examples.

1. Vader versus the Flacon.

2. Luke as not even a neophyte.

3. The Genosis arena during the shorud and a Sith lord.

I see that you cannot replicate any of these with a SEAL squad. Thanks for the concession on that one. So other then the overwhelming firepower, do you have something else you want to pull out of the depth of your dumbass self?
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Ghost Rider wrote:Because Obi Wan and Anakin just were open mouth morons and just were utterly helpless without their respective masters, and the Padawan wouldn't use a TK push, am I right?
I'm not quite sure what you're talking about. AFAIK, no jedi has ever TKed an energy field. If you're referring to some unmentioned opponent (which could just as easily be an unpushable turret) then jedi rarely if ever TK combatants away before deflecting a few blaster bolts (presumably because the entrance to the rank of Master requires a certain level of coolness associated with your killing) unless they're in a hurry (and even then they just as often deflect shots back and pirouette into the enemy's center to do some ballet of doom). I mean, Luke never used it to just empty the skiff in RoTJ, despite how easy it would be.
Wow, because they wouldn't attack the ensign. Nice to know you are still typing this shit one handed.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Because Jango is a Space Marine and didn't have the shroud of the Darkside, Obi Wan's arrogance and restriction to capture or Count Dooku against the second Jedi am I right?
You're right about Jango - space marines are far above human standard in all measures, and their weapons pack more of a punch than Jango's pistols as well (actually, since bolters are grenade launchers, one shot close to a jedi would break them pretty easily). Also, why wouldn't any jedi be as arrogant as Obi Wan, seeing as he was pretty obviously one of the more humble jedi? The restriction to capture couldn't have affected Obi Wan that much, since he could have just TKed Jango's pistols away and knocked him against the wall a few times to knock him out- or just hold him in the air. The shroud isn't really an issue - afaik, it only masked the jedis pre-cog and Palpatine's presence, not make every jedi stupider. Besides, HK-47 killed jedi without any shroud hindering him.
Ah, so you want to demonstrate TK-47 isn't blustering about how he did it.

And oh yes, you don't actually refute anything...just go and try to move the goalposts by saying Obi Wan was humble. And yes, the novel does demonstrate the Jedi are less then adequate in many departments with the Shroud up. But hey...keep spewing.

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Ghost Rider wrote: I didn't know MC had a TK shield?!
Since General Grievous was just hurled around like a ragdoll by all those jedi he dueled.
Why look, MC will have surprise on his side!!!

jhesus fuck, you really being stupid or fanboyish, not really sure which.

By the way, tell me how does General Grievous and MC have even the same qualifications given MC armor, agility and weaponry is nothing compared to GG's?

Oh wait, you just wanted to provide a red herring.


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Ghost Rider wrote:In the end, what disgusts me of the the topic isn't any love for Jedi/Sith but the complete ignorance that how powerful a precognitive Telekientic is(especially what we've seen them endure, take and throw at people).
But the thing is, whatever abilities jedi might have, they never fucking use them to the extent we could logically expect them to. Where any combat could be resolved by pulling away all of their opponents' blasters or just snapping their necks like twigs, it neever happens - not in the novels, or the games, or the movies. So either the jedi are, in fact, mostly unable to pull this kind of thing off, or they're all retards, either of which is a good advantage for the other side.
Because in versus matches we determine what abilities they have not their inability to use them, or do you want to make them have writer's fiat as a weakness you fucking idiot.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Literally unless you are using high powered weaponry with an effective and large Area of Effect, a single being of any human level is either dead or not good enough.
And yet many beings of human level have managed perfectly well in the Star Wars 'verse on their own.
Ah, broad generalization without even trying. Thank you again...more fallacies?

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Ghost Rider wrote:That is why I hate seeing "I'll throw a regular human with a gimmick, he'll beat a Jedi...because he has (insert power).". And we think the Jedi/Sith is standing there, dumbfounded...why again.
They don't have to. They just have to display the level of tactical ignorance they do canonically, and on a good day the Punisher could kill one.
Wow, writer's fiat is a weakness?

Guess, you haven't read the whole board that this forum is attached to have you?

Let me make it clear, because I'll shove this into the Hall of Shame, because of morons like you, Mike long ago established that he wanted versus match ups based upon REPEATABLE POWERS. Not somehow the inability of one side. This is why writer's fiat and one shot weaponry are not use.

Because writer's fiat is completely beyond anything but speculation.

Because one shot are indeterminate on whether the power can reproduce the event..

Please continue on your spiel, if you want to get shoved you ignorant moron.
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I remember vaugely hearing about Force Walls that Jedi/Sith can throw up as a means of defense. When used, were they able to absorb shit like blaster bolts when they were utilized?

If so, that sets a pretty high mark firepower-wise to overwhelm a Jedi that has time to react to an assault.
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Ender wrote:Vader, who was trying to get a lock on another force user at the time? he could sense Luke's power, remember?
So you admit that a distracted Force user won't necessarily notice another enemy bearing down on him? You know, like a co-ordinated, multiple vector ambush by highly-trained military professionals?
Citing an untrained person as evidence that a trained person can't do something is valid now?
Fair enough. Conceded on that point.
Shroud of the Darkside mean much?
Considering that previously I've only heard it prevented the jedi from seeing Palpatine's machinations, and according to this thread it apparently also causes an I.Q. drop and dampens the skills of every jedi everywhere, I'll concede since it apparently makes every example of jedi power in the prequels irrelevent.
Luke, the barely trained non Jedi didn't do it, so we will discount the fact that we routinely see full jedi doing it?
'Barely trained'? He was already acknowledged as a jedi knight and only a short time later he defeated a Sith Lord in combat.
The shroud has never been defined, but keep with the whole "making up artificial restrictions thing"
Let me see if I get this straight - the shroud is a result of the return of the sith. HK-47 was killing people when he sith were around. But you insist there is no shroud.
Alright then, if it's never been defined, it can't exactly be used to defend any argument then, can it? If it might do this that, or the other thing, but maybe not, it kind of hamstrings any discussion of jedi limits, particularly if it (apparently) works whenever there are Sith operating in the galaxy, which would mean the entire fucking timeframe of Star Wars. I mean, there were only two Sith around during Palpatine's rise to power. If this is the case, then I'll concede the argument, since any instance of jedi incompetence can be explained by the shroud and without it they could defeat Silver Age comic book heroes or something.


He was you mouth breather. Fuck, Obi-wan distracted him until his troops were in position, and then casually hurled him around.
I'm talking about the 5 jedi masters he slaughtered.
Vader did it to Han on Cloud City you fucking twit. And it is done routinely in the EU.
Yes, after letting Han shoot at him a couple times. And he's the only example in the movies of this happening, and in the EU, for every time the jedi do use this tactics, there's a half-dozen times they decide to slice 'n' dice instead.
So have you never encountered any of the EU, or are you just a liar? We see all of that. Sidious killed a squad of troops by giving them a brain hemorage. Mara Jade and Corran discussed assassinating Kyp by inching off veins in his brain.
So the most powerful Sith to ever exist did it, and then there's dialogue. Not proof that this is the fucking standard response for the average jedi in combat.

Name one.
The only one off the top of my head is Jango. Admittedly, circumstances helped him, so this is conceded until I can rack my brain for more.

Seeing as how you are out to deny what they do in the canon, we are at an impass.
I won't deny that once in a blue moon a jedi (usually a Sith, actually) with use their abilities to their full extent, but it is certainly not the normal reaction to mano-a-mano combat with other Force users. It only happens infrequently, so either 1. Normal jedi can't use it or 2. they don't. Either way the powers don't come into play, because we're not debating "Sidious versus x", we're debating "generic jedi versus x" and generic jedi die in pretty stupid ways.


Ghost Rider: Most of your points were covered in my rebuttal to Ender. Those that weren't will be responded to below.
Wow, because they wouldn't attack the ensign. Nice to know you are still typing this shit one handed.
Where the fuck did this 'ensign' come from? Since I stated anywhere in this thread that a redshirt could defeat a jedi. Oh wait, you're attacking points I never made!

Ah, so you want to demonstrate TK-47 isn't blustering about how he did it.
He has a motive to lie? What is it?
And oh yes, you don't actually refute anything...just go and try to move the goalposts by saying Obi Wan was humble.
Alright then, Obi Wan is arrogant. Is there evidence that he's an outlier as far as jedi arrogance is concerned?
Why look, MC will have surprise on his side!!!

jhesus fuck, you really being stupid or fanboyish, not really sure which.

By the way, tell me how does General Grievous and MC have even the same qualifications given MC armor, agility and weaponry is nothing compared to GG's?

Oh wait, you just wanted to provide a red herring.
Grievous' armor, agility and weaponry have no relevance to the fact that a TK shield is not required to kill a jedi, seeing as how he killed at least 5 masters, while your argument against MC was that he had no shield against telekinesis. So which argument is the real red herring?

Because in versus matches we determine what abilities they have not their inability to use them, or do you want to make them have writer's fiat as a weakness you fucking idiot.
Like how every argument about Star Trek ends in Federation victory because they can use wide-beam kill phasers/ warp strafing/ deflector dish bullfuckery/ the Picard maneuver/ whatever? Oh wait. The fact that the Federation never uses these powers is proof enough that they are either a)unable or b)unwilling to use their technology to the extent that fans wank them out to. The same applies to jedi powers. Thier use of the full extent of TK and pre-cog is almost entirely limited to one-shots in the EU in special circumstances.


Wow, writer's fiat is a weakness?

Guess, you haven't read the whole board that this forum is attached to have you?

Let me make it clear, because I'll shove this into the Hall of Shame, because of morons like you, Mike long ago established that he wanted versus match ups based upon REPEATABLE POWERS. Not somehow the inability of one side. This is why writer's fiat and one shot weaponry are not use.

Because writer's fiat is completely beyond anything but speculation.

Because one shot are indeterminate on whether the power can reproduce the event..

Please continue on your spiel, if you want to get shoved you ignorant moron.
The systemic incompetence in WWI armies was not writer's fiat, nor is the Bush administration's, nor was Great Britain's refusal to drop mustard gas on Germany in WWII. The jedi, excepting a few outliers, usually by non-jedi Force users, are about as competent as Starfleet. Most of them time, they don't just crush their opponents' heart chambers or motherboards, or grab their weapons, or use their TK to fly. It is not writer's fiat if they have demonstratively and repeatedly shown that they do not use their TK and pre-cog to its full effect during combat.

Also, to be repeated; if it is true that the Shroud of the Dark Side indeed does weaken every jedi ability and make them more incompetent than they usually are, consider me conceded.
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Ender wrote:And yet force users routinely dogfight at C fractional velocities.
So do ordinary humans. I don't see how that helps them in hand to hand when they can't move that fast under their own power.

Which is why nothing hurts him, as he transfers all the energy from every blow to the speed force, right?
It's not like you can't surprise a Jedi. Getting the drop on them would give the Flash a significant edge against pretty much anyone but a Jedi Master.
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:But the thing is, whatever abilities jedi might have, they never fucking use them to the extent we could logically expect them to. Where any combat could be resolved by pulling away all of their opponents' blasters or just snapping their necks like twigs, it neever happens - not in the novels, or the games, or the movies. So either the jedi are, in fact, mostly unable to pull this kind of thing off, or they're all retards, either of which is a good advantage for the other side.
Well, sticking with in-universe explanations, killing with the Force goes completely against everything the Jedi hold dear. When Luke used the Force to move his lightsaber around and slaughter a bunch of Noghri he felt a tinge of the Dark Side. Only Sith kill with the Force and they much prefer using lightning or sucking your soul out rather than a quick and relatively painless TK death.
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Ender wrote:Luke, the barely trained non Jedi didn't do it, so we will discount the fact that we routinely see full jedi doing it?
'Barely trained'? He was already acknowledged as a jedi knight and only a short time later he defeated a Sith Lord in combat.
Luke had a couple months of training under his belt, most Jedi have years. Look at his dismal fight against Vader in TESB, the skill jump in RotJ on Tatooine is mostly due to no other Force users to mess with him (Force users duel both physically and mentally).

The fight vs Vader was also designed to get him to go to the Dark Side. Vader had complete control until Luke went Dark Side fury on him and overwhelmed his defenses, both physical and mental no doubt. Both instances of 'omfg uber Luke' can be chalked up to his sheer raw strength in the Force.
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Ender wrote:Vader did it to Han on Cloud City you fucking twit. And it is done routinely in the EU.
Yes, after letting Han shoot at him a couple times. And he's the only example in the movies of this happening, and in the EU, for every time the jedi do use this tactics, there's a half-dozen times they decide to slice 'n' dice instead.
Yes, key word being "letting." Han couldn't do a thing to Vader, or did you miss the part where he reflected Han's blaster attack? Heck, it was probably some kind of revenge on Han for having shot at Vader. A kind of "try it now and see what happens Solo :twisted: "
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:Grievous' armor, agility and weaponry have no relevance to the fact that a TK shield is not required to kill a jedi, seeing as how he killed at least 5 masters, while your argument against MC was that he had no shield against telekinesis. So which argument is the real red herring?
Let's keep in mind that Grievous had agility and reflexes sufficient to go up against a Jedi in the first place and that he received training in dueling from Dooku, a master of Form II, or the anti-lightsaber form. Besides, in the Clone Wars toon Dooku showed that without the elements of surprise and fear, as good as Grevious is, he can't touch a Jedi.

Heck Dooku tells him to run away as fast as he can should he lose those elements. Remember that those 5 Masters where scared out of their minds, the first 4 died pretty much right off the bat, the final one who made a stand actually did OK after getting over some of the fear and intimidation factor. Look at what Mace did to him, someone who wasn't scared at all owned him completely and easily. Grevious might not have a TK shield, but he certainly has had extensive training my a master in how to get around the common Jedi defenses and training, despite which he was still only able to win in certain, specially constructed scenarios. Unfortunately for MC he has none of the advantages that Grevious had.

Also, about the Battle of Genosis, Lucasarts came out a while ago with an explanation for that. The majority of Jedi in the prequels had been letting their combat training slide and learned Form VI lightsaber combat (known as the Diplomat's Way) which excelled at nothing and essentially just gave its practitioners a basic covering of lightsaber combat skills. All the Jedi that died that day were ones who used Form VI, every other survivor used another Form.
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One problem with this versus is information.

Let us assume that neither side knows ANYTHING about their foe. This overall becomes a huge advantage for a Jedi.

Compared to most of the foes listed here the average Jedi (hell even the Jedi Masters) look like nothing more than a human desert dweller due to the long robes. Not exactly an impressive sight.

On the other hand various EU novels have shown Jedi to have incredible levels of perception that when mixed with their precog means they are more likely to surprise an ignorant foe than that foe is likely to surprise them.

Think of it this way. If you do not know who he is then really how dangerous does cane using wrinkled and slow moving does Yoda look?

So you have this cuddly looking old guy who can barely walk and then BOOM!!! you have muppet on crack all over your ass.
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Okay, after looking at the Force wank Ghost Rider has posted... Do we have examples of Jedi doing this that aren'i remarked on their power? Yoda, Vader/Anakin, Luke, Palpatine, Dooku, Obi-Wan... They're all known to posses skill and power beyond the average Force sensitive.


Though even against the likes of Yoda, Dooku, Vader, or even movies Palpatine, an Asha'man (Wheel of Time) could take them down hard and fast with little more than a thought. They won't even need to use balefire. The ability to make someone explode in a rain of blood and pulp isn't something that excites comment among the Asha'man (As demonstrated at the end of Lord of Chaos). Hell, any moderately powerful channeler could easily kill a Force user with little more than a thought. The only ones that would truly be limited would be Aes Sedai, considering they can't use the power as a weapon except under specific circumstances.

MC weighs half a ton in his armor and survives hitting hard surfaces at high speed. Without injury. Against Yoda or Sidious, he's fucked. But I've yet to see an instance where an average, run of the mill Jedi displays the kind of TK strength needed to manhandle someone that weighs 1,000 pounds and can flip a tank.


It's stupid to whine about people pulling out nearly god-like beings when you start using the very best of a group as examples of what they can do. It's much akin to asking for weapons a you can use to defeat body armor and then pointing out ridiculous stuff that the average person hears about but will probably never see. After complaining about people immediately going for complete overkill. I'm sorry, but if your examples are so far beyond the norm, I'm just going to play it safe and napalm the fucker in armor or shoot him with something designed to go through vehicle armor. Or anything else that would turn an unarmored foe into a pile of ash or cloud of pink mist. Establish the baseline so that we don't have to use an absurd amount of overkill.
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