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Uber Willow vs Sith Lord

Uber Willow flays Sith's ass!
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Sith demostrates the true power of the Dark Side
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Uber Willow vs Sith Lord

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Okay, in Australia the season finale of Buffy is just being aired and I got a thinkin', (always a dangerous undertaking I know), but who would win in a fight between Uber Willow and any Sith Lord?
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This thread has been resurrected. Flee in terror!
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:shock: Wha? Now why do you wanna go and do that?
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It began as "Darth Rosenburg vs. Darth Sideous" it was concluded that sideous would kick Willows veiny ass.

However, against a more modestly powered Sith Lord, well, she might put up a good fight, maybe even win if she can do something to stop a light saber.
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Crown wrote::shock: Wha? Now why do you wanna go and do that?
Well, it's your thread, and i found it amazing that noone had posted on it, so I thought you'd be happy to see it reappear after ..... 6 months.

To be honest tho, I just felt like it.

Sith Lord kicks Willow, btw.
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I am not touching this argument, not even with a 10 foot pole! :lol:
Majin Gojira wrote:It began as "Darth Rosenburg vs. Darth Sideous" it was concluded that sideous would kick Willows veiny ass.

However, against a more modestly powered Sith Lord, well, she might put up a good fight, maybe even win if she can do something to stop a light saber.
Where was this? By-the-by I agree with the lightsaber point, but in this thread I was sort of hoping it would be left out of the equation...
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Yup, I started that thread, if I remember correctly. :)

Anyway, Darth Rosenberg had a finite amount of power to draw from, as she had to keep recharging (from Rek and then Giles). Even if we assume that she can maintain that kind of power level consistently, a Sith Lord like Darth Sidious would fry her (Palpatine was purported to have started monstrous fires from light-years away, as well as summon Force storms), and a Sith Lord like Naga Sado, who induced a binary star system to go supernova, would crush her just by throwing a nasty look her way. The ancient Sith were just absurdly powerful.

Against a Sith Lord like Darth Maul, it's a bit tougher. While Darth Maul is an uber-badass, he never really demonstrated any ranged attack powers aside from telekinesis, while Darth Rosenberg pull off some Force lightning-like stuff, even send out magically-guided bombs (though the explosive yield was unimpressive next to a modern hand grenade).
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Really? Wow. i'ved got a new respect for the military then, if a concussion grenade can create a larger crater 5ft across and approx. 5 feet deep in normal soil, with a blast radius of over 14ft.

Of course, it would have to be a grenade alittle larger than a softball for a proper comparison...
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Durandal wrote:Against a Sith Lord like Darth Maul, it's a bit tougher. While Darth Maul is an uber-badass, he never really demonstrated any ranged attack powers aside from telekinesis, while Darth Rosenberg pull off some Force lightning-like stuff, even send out magically-guided bombs (though the explosive yield was unimpressive next to a modern hand grenade).
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Darth Rosenburg was the name applied to Willow Rosenburg when she went all veiny by idiotic villain Andrew
"And we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa-burgers, and not one of you bunch has the midichlorians to stop her."

She used "Force Lightning"-Like abilities in the Season 7 Episodes:

"Villains", "Two to Go" and "Grave"

The Grenade-like weapon was seen in "Grave"
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Majin Gojira wrote:Really? Wow. i'ved got a new respect for the military then, if a concussion grenade can create a larger crater 5ft across and approx. 5 feet deep in normal soil, with a blast radius of over 14ft.

Of course, it would have to be a grenade alittle larger than a softball for a proper comparison...
The ground was clearly soft, as it was sitting on top of a cavern. The dirt layer was no more than a foot or two thick. The blast radius was nowhere near 14 feet, more like 5 to 7. Furthermore, the ball of flame thing went flying into the ground, as well, more akin to a RPG.

P.S. This was during season 6, not 7.
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Woops, my bad on the Season 7 thing.

Haven't watched the ep in a while so I had to base the numbers off the pics. Probably screwed up something...ah, well.
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Majin Gojira wrote:Woops, my bad on the Season 7 thing.

Haven't watched the ep in a while so I had to base the numbers off the pics. Probably screwed up something...ah, well.
Well, if you have pictures, feel free to post them. My memory could have been in error.
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Tried to, didn't work, Don't really. got them from

http://www.buffyworld.com/

great source for pics from all seasons.
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Goddamn.

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