England through to the World Cup Final (Rugby)

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2007-10-14 04:29am

Take that, ye' frogs

Beyond the fact that England seem to be running on anti-optimism, what's the current betting on 'em winning the cup for a secound time?

Oh, and the footy team didn't do 'alf bad as well

Post by **weemadando** » 2007-10-14 05:28am

All England is doing is adding more and more nations to the list of people that want to see Johnny Wilkinson lose a leg in a tragic rhino-hopped-up-on-amphetamines-and-dry-humping-his-knee-into-mush accident.

Ubiquitous · Post by **Ubiquitous** » 2007-10-14 06:17am

This has been a very sweet world cup so far. Regardless of what happens in the final, it has been great to knock out the French and the Aussies. Really, really, great.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2007-10-15 04:44am

weemadando wrote:All England is doing is adding more and more nations to the list of people that want to see Johnny Wilkinson lose a leg in a tragic rhino-hopped-up-on-amphetamines-and-dry-humping-his-knee-into-mush accident.

I was actually really impressed that England's final score line wasn't perfectly divisible by 3 for a change!

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2007-10-15 05:44am

Crown wrote:
weemadando wrote:All England is doing is adding more and more nations to the list of people that want to see Johnny Wilkinson lose a leg in a tragic rhino-hopped-up-on-amphetamines-and-dry-humping-his-knee-into-mush accident.
I was actually really impressed that England's final score line wasn't perfectly divisible by 3 for a change!

Pfft! You know you loved it really! Get back into the Co-op Queue!

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2007-10-15 09:56am

Doesn't kick a decent ball for 75 minutes and then wallops one from 40 metres?

It's fate surely?

Master Arachnos · Post by **Master Arachnos** » 2007-10-15 10:59am

Considering where we were after the South Africa trouncing we've done extremely well. I can remember being in the pub screaming at the tv about how shite England were before, during and after that game..

Beating the convicts and the frogs is very sweet tho...

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2007-10-15 11:27am

Man, and I really hoped the French would prevail. I mean really. The French.

All hopes rest with the Springboks now.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2007-10-15 04:08pm

tim31 wrote:Man, and I really hoped the French would prevail. I mean really. The French.

All hopes rest with the Springboks now.

Too right, considering the All Blacks choked ... again! And I was practicing my Kiwi accent all day;

'Fosh and Choops'

Now I have to practice my South African accent. England cannot win this tournament, work will become unbearable!

EDIT :: Typo

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2007-10-16 10:21am

Crown wrote:And I was practicing my Kiwi accent all day;

'Fosh and Choops'

Now I have to practice my South African accent. England cannot win this tournament, work will become unbearable!

EDIT :: Typo

Correction: fush und chups.

Also, practice this one: ooze eh dick-ed now, ay?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2007-10-16 01:56pm

You know, I don't think I've met any New Zealanders who talk like that.

To my ears all their vowels are I's not u's.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2007-10-16 03:59pm

Zac Naloen wrote:You know, I don't think I've met any New Zealanders who talk like that.

To my ears all their vowels are I's not u's.

Are you from Birmingham?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2007-10-16 04:01pm

Crown wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:You know, I don't think I've met any New Zealanders who talk like that.

To my ears all their vowels are I's not u's.
Are you from Birmingham?

No, i'm your typical live along the Thames can't pronounce my t's southerner

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2007-10-18 03:45am

Go Boks!!!

Ye Gods we cannot have the bloody English win it again.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2007-10-18 05:46am

Stuart Mackey wrote:Go Boks!!!

Ye Gods we cannot have the bloody English win it again.

The cup must return to the Southern Hemisphere ... also, is it time the Tri-Nations got expanded to 'Southern Nations' or something? Argentina have proven they deserve more regular matches with quality teams (although

at Australia and New Zealand at the moment as 'quality'

).

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2007-10-18 06:21am

Crown wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Go Boks!!!

Ye Gods we cannot have the bloody English win it again.
The cup must return to the Southern Hemisphere ... also, is it time the Tri-Nations got expanded to 'Southern Nations' or something? Argentina have proven they deserve more regular matches with quality teams (although at Australia and New Zealand at the moment as 'quality' ).

Fuck up's all round the pair of our nations..quarter finals?? Jesus..and the bloody ref in our match against France needs to be shot..urgently.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2007-10-18 06:24am

Stuart Mackey wrote:Fuck up's all round the pair of our nations..quarter finals?? Jesus..and the bloody ref in our match against France needs to be shot..urgently.

Don't get me started on Australia; we couldn't do a scrum to save our lives (

), we had an 'athlete' with a mullet and a beer gut (

x 2), it was poor playing, Latham was missing easy(ish) kicks ... grr.

You guys; you're just chokers!

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2007-10-18 07:15am

Crown wrote:
You guys; you're just chokers!

No, we just lose at the wrong time, yet between Cup years we belt the shit out of everyone. Perhaps thats the price we pay for being so good, someone else has to win the cup to keep up interest in the game.